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[Frumple]

I did say metaphorically....

Just reach through your screen and punch them through the internet.

Makes me wonder how illegal a service that would be, honestly. Like those singing telegrams or whatev', except instead of a cheesy tune it's a right hook. It'd have to be illegal unless there's some really tortured contract work going on, but... still. There might be a market, there. Deck by mail.

[Dunamisdeos]

Ha ha you guys and your jokes, if they had single payer healthcare in some states noone would move because the people who need it most are too poor and sick to move ha ha ha ha ha

haha

I'd die

[Zangi]

I did say metaphorically....

Just reach through your screen and punch them through the internet.

Makes me wonder how illegal a service that would be, honestly. Like those singing telegrams or whatev', except instead of a cheesy tune it's a right hook. It'd have to be illegal unless there's some really tortured contract work going on, but... still. There might be a market, there. Deck by mail.

It is assuming the receiver even owns a screen that has the some-random-internet-person-decks-your-face function.  Most people that truly deserve it are not likely to be techsavvy enough to know such a pricey high-tech item exists.

[MrRoboto75]

Ha ha you guys and your jokes, if they had single payer healthcare in some states noone would move because the people who need it most are too poor and sick to move ha ha ha ha ha

haha

I'd die

Its what the repubs would have wanted

[EnigmaticHat]

Some people are still trapped in Detroit.

[Reelya]

Some people are still trapped in Detroit.

Escape from Detroit starring Kurt Russell

[Frumple]

It is assuming the receiver even owns a screen that has the some-random-internet-person-decks-your-face function.  Most people that truly deserve it are not likely to be techsavvy enough to know such a pricey high-tech item exists.

Oh no, no. This is more punching candygram instead of singing, rather than something fancy like a punch-in-a-box computer monitor.

They wouldn't need a screen with a facepunch function, they'd just need an address you're aware of and a willingness to open the door when it's knocked on. _{... and hopefully no housemates to be confused for them...}

... honestly, it'd be more or less putting out a (probably) non-fatal hit on someone.

[Dunamisdeos]

We should reinstate singing telegrams, except while the guy is singing he gets to punch you in time with the song. It's only illegal if he goes off-beat.

[Kagus]

We should reinstate singing telegrams, except while the guy is singing he gets to punch you in time with the song. It's only illegal if he goes off-beat.

*Sends punchagram to the tune of Hammer-Smashed Face, ends up killing both the recipient and the messenger

[Folly]

So, paying women for sex is illegal. But paying women not to talk about sex is perfectly fine. I smell a loophole here...

[JoshuaFH]

So, paying women for sex is illegal. But paying women not to talk about sex is perfectly fine. I smell a loophole here...

That you have sex with a woman on the condition that they blackmail you afterwards?

[Rolan7]

We should reinstate singing telegrams, except while the guy is singing he gets to punch you in time with the song. It's only illegal if he goes off-beat.

*Sends punchagram to the tune of Hammer-Smashed Face, ends up killing both the recipient and the messenger

I was thinking Flight of The Bumblebee, if accapella counts.

I did say metaphorically....

Just reach through your screen and punch them through the internet.

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/08/01/the-tender-human-trachea

[MrRoboto75]

So, paying women for sex is illegal.

Technically all you have to do is set up a camera in the room and its fine.

[Egan_BW]

laws are weird

[EnigmaticHat]

So, paying women for sex is illegal. But paying women not to talk about sex is perfectly fine. I smell a loophole here...

Judging by Trump, the second one costs a lot more.  You might as well take a plane to Vegas or Brazil.