If Trump gets two full, otherwise uninterrupted, terms... How does the next guy follow that? I mean, apart from with a shovel and a bucket, to benefit the Whitehouse Rose Garden...
Or then there's still the prospect of...
Taco Bell 2024
Edit: Thought this out...
With corporate personhood on the rise and the re-election of a living brand and reality tv star corporations established within the united states more the 35 years ago start considering throwing their hat in the ring. It starts with Wal-mart and McDonalds, both of which have moderate success. But over the last 8 years a dark horse has been pulling up from the rear. With Donald Trump's expulsion of nearly all people of Mexican descent from the United States, Taco Bell has become the desperate fallback of those wanting a tortilla wrapped meat and cheese concoction. Profits surge across the country and with a warchest bursting at the seams, they enter the race, soundly trampling the more well known brands with their attached baggage. Wal-mart has their criminally low wages and poor working conditions which lose the vote of the labor pool (no longer called unions, that word being banned from all printed material (including the constitution)). McDonalds still reels to this day from their hot coffee scandal and the now completely false ideas that they mistreat their chicken stock. (Truth be told, in the year 2024, none of their meat products come from natural sources anymore and can only be classified as meat anymore under the vaguest of terms. Although their fish sandwiches are still real, for lack of demand keeps them from pursing a change that'd save them negligible amounts of money.)
So Taco Bell, long the cheap, hearty, plentiful food of the working people. And now the only source of anything even vaguely considered mexican cuisine, Taco Bell the corporation, becomes our new President in 2024 with mildly fecal metaphors of cleaning out the bowels of Washington. A result they're admittedly good at from a digestive standpoint.