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Author Topic: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!  (Read 9942 times)

Haspen

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SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« on: August 29, 2016, 05:42:49 am »

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You guys gotta fill out this:

Name: This guy will be known as 'Name the First'
Name's trait: Tactician, Politician, Scientist, Augment, Lucky
Empire's boon: Loyalty, Population, Finances, Starfleet

And that's all. Rapid-fire updates to the status of the empire, Name, and Name's sooner or later coming (most probably sooner, and under very tragic circumstances) descendants: promised!



The List of Rulers of the Galactic Empire of Aimsightai:
Empress Gloranthia, 776.365 SE - ??
Status (last updated 777.221 SE):
*Trait: Scientist
*Family:
Spouse: Asus Bandanas (youth from influential Bandanas family)
Heir: -
Other children:
*Achievements:
-
*Other:
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« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 03:15:18 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2016, 05:49:40 am »

Name: Maria I
Trait: Politician
Boon: Finances

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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2016, 05:50:10 am »

Name: Dutraltus the First
Trait: Tactician
Boon: Loyalty
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2016, 05:56:03 am »

Name: Maria I
Trait: Politician
Boon: Finances
Yeah let's make em female this time. :P
Also I'm presuming augment is more like personally healthy or something since I'm comparing it to spamkingdom.
Going to +1 this.

Or just add a suggestion:
Name: Gloranthia
Name's trait: Scientist
Empire's boon: Loyalty

Picked scientist so we can poke ALL the xeno-like specimens and things, as well as be educated and awesome at it. Although I'm assuming that's akin to 'Wise' and Politician = Charismatic...yeaaah ._.
Still think we can also discover technology and the like, with us influencing our own technology and not being an erudite with stagnation. :P
And loyalty because this is FOR THE EMPEROR, which is now gender neutral :v
« Last Edit: August 29, 2016, 06:04:17 am by Tiruin »
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2016, 05:58:18 am »

Das enuf suggestions I think :vc

New peoples now vote for any of the above three (Maria, Dultraltus, Gloranthia).
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2016, 06:01:25 am »

Name: Gloranthia
Name's trait: Scientist
Empire's boon: Loyalty
Bah, throw in a vote for this.
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2016, 06:15:06 am »

Or just add a suggestion:
Name: Gloranthia
Name's trait: Scientist
Empire's boon: Loyalty
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2016, 06:18:42 am »

Or just add a suggestion:
Name: Gloranthia
Name's trait: Scientist
Empire's boon: Loyalty
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2016, 06:21:23 am »

Name: Dutraltus the First
Trait: Tactician
Boon: Loyalty
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2016, 06:32:25 am »

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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2016, 06:33:36 am »

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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2016, 07:13:41 am »

Pls with less quote pyramids tho.
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2016, 08:34:55 am »

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2016, 08:47:39 am »

i vote for science empress
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2016, 10:01:54 am »

Science Empress it is :V

776.365 SE*

You are Gloranthia, a former head of University of Galatronia, and thus a scientist at heart, and you just helped overthrow the last Emperor, a cruel tyrant of the Galactic Empire of Aimsightai!

Once seated behind your new ebony-and-latinium desk, a little blue holographic AI pops up.

"Good morning, Empress Gloranthia, 69th leader of the Galactic Empire. My name is Sirtana and I am your Advisor AI. Let me start with the Table of Imperial Ratings." A holographic table appears above her.

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1,0,0,0

Loyalty: 6*
Population: 4
Finances: 4
Starfleet: 4

Sirtana then spends next 30 standard minutes explaining to you the impact of numerous Imperial affairs on those, with mandatory pauses every two minutes to remind you that you can always access her 'Help' subroutine. Oh well, let's move on!

777.031 SE

Sirtana appears with a beep.

"Urgent report from Ministry of Imperial Security, Empress. There is an uprising on planet Watahhere, main reason being low quality of fast foods. Local police force is unable to maintain order. Governor Kirk asks for Imperial support."

A) Prepare a holographic speech in which you urge your colonial subjects to calm down.
B) Send in the Starfleet to supplement the local police forces on Watahhere.
C) Tell the Governor that he is to find a solution on his own if he wants to keep his job!
« Last Edit: August 29, 2016, 12:51:43 pm by Haspen »
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