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Author Topic: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!  (Read 9836 times)

Skyrunner

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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2016, 10:07:29 am »

Why is there an uprising?
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2016, 10:09:39 am »

Why is there an uprising?
Because the natives are tired of being a repressed minority and have rallied behind some spiced out wacko who they claim has been prophesied to bring them to glory.

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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2016, 10:09:46 am »

A. We have 6 points of loyalty, and only 4 points of spaceships.
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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2016, 10:11:12 am »

A, if it's only because of fast food we should ask for them to calm down!
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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2016, 10:16:04 am »

You order Sirtana to start up the recording programme. Then you make a long-winded speech in which you ask your subjects to return to your fold, promising nothing more but prosecution of the very few of dissidents.

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The governor reports that the speech moved the populace which dispersed back into their homes, and the most stubborn dissidents were arrested. Woo, crisis averted!

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Sirtana beeps as she logs a message.

"Empress, you have a marriage proposal from Governor of planet New Jerusalem. He is offering to send his eldest son, Yoachim, as your new husband, to ensure survival of your noble lineage."

A) Accept the proposal.
B) Reject the proposal.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2016, 12:51:05 pm by Haspen »
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2016, 10:16:53 am »

B. We know literally nothing about this guy.
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2016, 10:16:58 am »

B. Lets find some hot space elves.
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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2016, 10:18:32 am »

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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2016, 10:20:21 am »

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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2016, 10:31:09 am »

You reject his proposal.

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More work this month comes in a way of report from the governor of a populous planet Blazit-420. Apparently there is an outbreak of highly virulent plague on that world! The governor is asking the Empress to do something!

A) Have the Starfleet quarantine the world.
B) Have the Starfleet quarantine the world, then buy extra medical supplies and automated medbots to help with the plague.
C) Buy extra medical supplies and automated medbots to help with the plague.
D) Express your sincere regret about the fact that the Empire cannot help its subjects this time.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2016, 12:50:48 pm by Haspen »
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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2016, 10:40:25 am »

B. We can easily afford the happiness hit from quarantining them, and we probably have enough cash to send some relief.
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2016, 10:52:31 am »

B.
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2016, 11:13:39 am »

You order the Starfleet to send ships to block any traffic via hyperspace nodes in Blazit-420's solar system, and then you contact financial department ordering them to spend the credits on supplies for the plague-stricken planet.

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You receive an update on the plague on Blazit-420.

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The operation is a success; the plague is contained, vaccine is developed, and the threat eradicated.

Sirtana beeps when you receive another marriage proposal an hour later.

"This one is from the High Duke of Palpatinia, a splinter star system that declared and maintained independence since the chaotic times of Second Exodus. He is wishing to pool his planet's military with the Empire and return the system under Imperial banner if you marry his eldest son, Robert."

A) Let's! One indepedent world less amongst hundreds is one indepedent world to deal with, after all.
B) Nah, we shall find someone important from within the Empire, not some provincial independent guy.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2016, 12:50:27 pm by Haspen »
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2016, 11:16:15 am »

Eh, I'm torn. It seems like we're going to keep getting marriage offers, so waiting for an even better one might be worthwhile, but... unexpected death is a thing.

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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2016, 11:29:53 am »

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