Battle 2: Round 13 part APlatoon 6Squad Inside the bunker.Unit Number: ynk005 (platoon 6)
Inv: heavy-ass gun, pocket lint, gum, flask of scotch, nail file
Status: alive, Nausea (?/?)
Health: serious wound
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Driver/valley girl/assault gunner
"Ugh, like, gag me with a spoon. This is, sooooo not cool."
Cure my nausea using scotch whiskey from the flask that I totally definitely have because the GM didn't object to me including it in my inventory.
And you thought I didn't notice because I didn't object? (6) you down the whole thing (it was a small flask), curing your nausea, and you know, getting you drunk. You stand up and wobble a bit, wondering where the hell everyone went. You have acquired the status: drunk, and the status: baskethead. Oh, and put that wastebasket in your inventory, attached to your helmet. (5) at least you can see out of it, through the various bullet holes. You have restricted field of view, so aiming will be a challenge. not that that's a problem for you, but it's gonna make hell for your fellow Grunts.
Sneak upstairs to the fourth floor of the Command Post alone, avoiding contact. After doing so, hide in the nearest closet.
(2) One would think it would be easy to sneak into a building designed to prevent that sort of thing, while surrounded by guys making a hell of a lot of noise, and with The Other GuyTM Expecting you at every moment. Surprisingly, this is not the case. You walk into the main hall and stare for a moment at the big guy, laying on the floor and moaning int a wastepaper basket about some guys named Chuck, Ralph, and Egan. "there over here" you hear shouted from up the stairs. Well damn, you've been spotted.
CAH002 gets into melee with some guys in the Battle for the Stairs, and is maimed. Choose a limb to lose the function of.
The joint of my left arm gets broken after a bunch of them bumrush me, making me fall down the stairs.
Current Life:
Designation: CAH002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Maimed (left arm broken)
Status: In flight mode
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private
Overall Stats:
Kills: 2
Deaths: 1
Kill/Death Ratio: 2
"Not today!" I yell at the enemies above. I retreat down to the third floor while blindly shooting behind me with my gun.
You never got up the stairs. You stopped at the base of the stairs on floor one, so you are there with Fish and whoever else. (5) you scream and fire, driving The Other Guys
TM back up the stairs. [1 kill]
Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat008
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: Healthy
status: -
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum, body armour, 3 frag grenades, 1 emp grenade, 1 incendiary grenade
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private
Enter the command bunker, help re-secure the ground floor.
(4) you get in, pat the big guy with the basket on his head on the shoulder, and begin shooting up the stairs with the others. Getting crowded here. [1 kill]
Squad ZormodPlatoon 6
Designation:Zr007
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Serious wound- Smoke inhalation.
Inventory: Big Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.
Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None
Rank: Corporal
I don't have the time or patience to deal with this the smart way. Aim at the fence and fire until it stops being in my way.
You're going to shoot a chain link fence? With bullets? ... gonna take more than one five to make that work. (1) you fire until your weapon runs dry. "What do they make these fences out of? Wizardy?" Suddenly, your ears ring and your head hurts, like someone smacked you, hard. "You must really like getting bitchslapped, Grunt," You hear whispered in your ear.
"At least drive the damned Jeep into it."
Zii007, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset, Grenade.
Status: Alive
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim
If in range thrown grenade at the Artillery Unit. if not create a hole in the fence trough shooting at it.
You are. You are totally in range of the Artillery unit. (3) the grenade deflects a bit and lands outside the unit. It explodes, blowing open the door and wrecking the fence over there, enough for you guys to get in one at a time (one per round) No damage to the actual structure though.
Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr004 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Serious Wound (1).
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.
Follow the squadleader and cry like a bitch. Demoralize the enemy with my girlish wails. Call my mommy.
(3) you shed a few tears, and snot runs down your face. it's gross, and more revolting tan demoralizing. "I want my [Standard Grunt Cloning Tank Model 374]!"
Squad FishPlatoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Maimed- lost left arm
status: Bleeding (0/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice
Kills: 2
Fish roars and charges towards the enemies who shot him, attempting to skewer them into an Other Guy kebab.
(1) you trip on the stairs and fumble your spear. Ugh, you hope no one saw that.
Platoon:6
Designation: Yo007
Unit type: Point man
Health: Minor Wound
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Achivement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Private
Sneak up behind the Other GuysTM that were shooting down at Fish009 and start pelting them.
(1) Your weapon misfires. Gotta hit the reset switch.
Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Squad FISH(?)
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Minor Wound
Status: None
Inventory: Flemwerfar, Flemsuit, Gas mask, 5 Smoke grenades, Hawt mag
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 0
Total kills: 11
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 2.75 (!) [airhorn]
Rank: Private
Look over my shoulder to see Fish running off in totally the wrong direction to have any fun. Shrug.
Burn that gun! Burn!
(6) you revel in the screams coming out of the Artillery unit as you gleefully spread fire throughout it. This unit will not fire this round, or the next. (1/3) damage done. [5 kills] looks like your smoke grenades are going to get some friendly kills too.
Platoon 6 death rollsCAH002 loses another limb in The Battle For the Stairs, (1) and dies from his wounds. (you can return as a zombie this round, but will die at the end of the battle)
Hat008 receives a minor wound in the scuffle.
Zr007 is incapacitated by the smoke in the quad Status: suffocating (1/3)
Zii007 is seriously damaged by the smoke in the Quad.
Yo007 receives a serious wound in The Battle For the Stairs
Fish009 and OCE005 each receive a minor wound.
Instructions for next roundEveryone: It's gonna be a few minutes for the next part of the turn. please be patient
Platoon 6: Artillery West: 1/3 hits. Fence damaged, door broken - one Grunt can enter per round. (Currently assaulting: Squad Zormod)
Artillery East: 1/3 hits. (currently assaulting: OCE005)
Command bunker: Floor one clear. (Currently 'assaulting': ynk005)
Floor two contested. (Currently assaulting:
CAH002, HAT008, Fish009, Yo007)
Floor three: in enemy hands.
floor four: in enemy hands. Command Room: located.
Captured: One (1) corporal.
Newbies: You'll arrive on foot, walking through the main gate, and seeing a giant smokescreen blotting out everything except the tops of the two artillery guns.
You can join as a Halloween Monster this round only.