Battle 2: Round 11 part APlatoon 6Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr003 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Serious Wound.
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.
Go near the command centre, hide in cover.
(1) The explosion from last round disoriented you, and you wander into the open in the quad, not far from an artillery unit.
I've missed three rounds. And still alive? Time to correct both!
Platoon: 6 "Gunbane"
Designation: Rak002-2
Unit type: Soldier
Health: Healthy
Status: Okay
Inventory: Gun, Helmet, Armor, Backpack, Gum.
Rank: Private
CP: "Honor", "Band of Brothers"
Ask for a grenade. Throw into closest artillery unit.
If no grenades are available - run to the Quad to support taking of the bunker.
It's hard to kill people who are not here, when I can barely remember to kill the ones who are. (6) You chuck a grenade into the artillery bunker and cause 1/3 damage! You also clear the bunker of The Other Guy
TM, killing (4) of them.
Platoon 6
Designation:Zr006
Unit type: Soldier
Health: Maimed, [L_ARM]
Inventory: Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.
Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None
Rank: Private
Chew gum, sprint across the quad.Try to take a shot at the guy who hit me.
(2) you nearly choke on your Artificial gum flavored chewing resin substitute, and end up coughing it out into the dirt. You pick it up and pocket it, for later. Or for now, who am I to deny you the gritty goodness of ground gum ... flavored resin?
(3) you shoot at the guy who shot you, but he tucks in behind the artillery machinery, and you miss. at least he isn't shooting back for the moment.
Designation: CAH001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Healthy
Status: New to combat!
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private
Kills: 0+X where X=Kills from First Action
Deaths: 0
Kill/Death Ratio: X
Also, great advice everyone hahaha))
Looking around the Command Bunker, I see a corridor leading West to the Artillery Unit I fired upon. So, pin enemies down coming from this direction, while advancing cover to cover.
((I wonder how many of them I can kill, and if my luck will hold true?))
You killed (1+1) ooh. Still, a kill is a kill, amirite?
(1) your weapon overheats. Time to change batteries.
Zii006, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset.
Status: Seriuos wound
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim
Ignore wounds, spit cigar butt and search for grenades in the enemy compound
(2) you find some shrapnel. Where's a sergeant when you need one?
Squad Inside the bunker.Unit Number: ynk005 (platoon 6)
Inv: gun, pocket lint, gum, flask of scotch, nail file
Status: alive, Dizzy (?/?)
Health: serious wound
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Driver/valley girl
Say the above as I spin myself into a bullet time-style tornado of rapid-fire death, mowing down any nearby Other GuysTM with reckless aplomb.
Oh
wowmygosh, my first status AND my first non-fatal wound, all in the same turn!
(5) You twirl like a music box marionnette, giggle, and fire. You
are the pretty pretty princess ... of death. You mow down six men in rapid succession, clearing the two rooms to either side and making the Grunts outside hesitant to rush into the corridor behind you. (6) yo ualso manage to undizzy yourself via adrenaline and gunpowder. You are nauseous though, so change dizzy to nausea. same rule. I'll tell you when you puke.
Hey, you're an assault gunner, right? Right? of course you are, corporal.
Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat007 (Squad Fish) RIP Fish008
Unit type: Heavy Grunt
Health:
status: -
inventory: helmet, backpack, gum, heavy shotgun and massive maul
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private
Rampage through the command bunker, capture the highest-ranked enemy I can find, kill any bad guys in the way. Looks like this is going to be a good day to be a heavy grunt.
(4) not to be outdone by the sounds of magical slaughter from below, you kill the four guys in this room and run into the next to come face to face with (1) a corporal. He surrenders in tears.
Newbie JeepPlatoon:6
Designation: Yo007
Unit type: Point man
Health: Fine
Inventory: Assault gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Achivement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Private
Take the driver seat and go up right to the gate.
(6) You drive right up to the Jeep already parked there, bump it's bumper, and floor it, shoving the other jeep into the bunker and parking yours in it's recently vacated spot. Now there are two Jeeps in the quad, and one in the building.
Platoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Healthy
status: Bleeding (0/3), suffocating(0/3), burned (0/3) internal bleeding(0/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice
Be an assault gunner, and shoot down any Other Guys I see while Yo007 drives.
(2) the quad is pretty clear of the Other Guy
TM at the moment. reinforcements might be incoming. Or tactical nuclear strikes. Who knows?
Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Healthy
Status: None
Inventory: Pyro stuff
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 0
Total kills: 5?
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 1.25
Rank: Private
((What is Pyro inventory?
How many enemies, if any, did I directly kill with that stunt? Need to keep that K/D updated. 
))
Shotgunner! MMPH MMPH!
You killed (5+1) nice roll. Pyros carry a flamethrower and a flame resistant suit with gas mask, some smoke grenades, and a thirteen year old copy of Busty Clonettes Digest Semiannual Edition. Hawt.
Platoon 6 death rollsAlright. This round, I will be firing two artillery shells into the compound - aimed at the quad and at the jeep. Everyone in the quad who is not in the jeep will be targeted by one, everyone who is in the jeep will be targeted by the other. Let's see how you do. Oh, and the guys inside are 'safe' this round.
Jeep: (6) the shell lands on one of the enemy buildings and pretty much blows it to pieces. You are not dead.
Quad:(1) Tigr003, Rak002-2, Zr006, CAH001 and Zii006 are killed by the second shell.
Instructions for next roundEveryone: It's gonna be a few minutes for the next part of the turn. please be patient
Platoon 6: Artillery West: 1/3 hits. Artillery East: 0/3 hits. Command bunker: Floor one clear. captured: One (1) corporal.
Newbies enter in an AT-APC, which lowers and opens its ass end to dump you out in a steaming pile in the quad.
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