Battle 2: Round 12 part APlatoon 6Squad Inside the bunker.Unit Number: ynk005 (platoon 6)
Inv: heavy-ass gun, pocket lint, gum, flask of scotch, nail file
Status: alive, Nausea (?/?)
Health: serious wound
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Driver/valley girl/assault gunner
Purge my nausea status and a bunch of nasty calories into a convenient wastepaper basket.
Then once I feel better, just, like, get ready to clear the next floor of the bunker, y'know.
(1) You stagger toward the nearest bullet riddled waste receptacle and fall face first into it, toppling it over onto yourself. You dry heave for a moment, but nothing comes up. The world spins around you, much like you recently spun around the room. You feel as if it is doing a similar number on you as you did on the Other Guy
TM, mere moments ago.
Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat007 (Squad Fish) RIP Fish008
Unit type: Heavy Grunt
Health:
status: -
inventory: helmet, backpack, gum, heavy shotgun and massive maul
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private
Disarm the prisoner, then go and get some more.
(3) "gimme those" you snarl, yanking his gun away and chucking it out the window. "Go surrender to someone who cares." You head out and find (6 )the base commander and a squad of The Other Guys
TM, bunkered down in the command room itself! They are shooting at you! (5) But you duck back around the door and away from the doorway , letting them waste ammunition on the painting of a man on horseback across the hall. "I accept your surrender!" You shout, grinning evilly.
AT APCLooking around the Command Bunker, I see a corridor leading West to the Artillery Unit I fired upon. So, pin enemies down coming from this direction, while advancing cover to cover.
You killed (1+1) ooh. Still, a kill is a kill, amirite?
(1) your weapon overheats. Time to change batteries.
Died to an artillery shell this round.
Quad:(1) Tigr003, Rak002-2, Zr006, CAH001 and Zii006 are killed by the second shell.
Kills: 2
Current Life:
Designation: CAH002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Healthy
Status: New to combat!
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private
Overall Stats:
Kills: 2
Deaths: 1
Kill/Death Ratio: 2
((They'll never see me coming...))
(2) One would think it would be easy to sneak into a building designed to prevent that sort of thing, while surrounded by guys making a hell of a lot of noise, and with The Other Guy
TM Expecting you at every moment. Surprisingly, this is not the case. You walk into the main hall and stare for a moment at the big guy, laying on the floor and moaning int a wastepaper basket about some guys named Chuck, Ralph, and Egan. "there over here" you hear shouted from up the stairs. Well damn, you've been spotted.
Squad ZormodPlatoon 6
Designation:Zr007
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Healthy
Inventory: Big Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.
Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None
Rank: Corporal
Checking to make sure I actually have a promotion, or armor.
Recruit Tigr004 and some other freshly respawned private. Set a course to the west artillery encampment and get going.
You do, and you do.
Set a course? Set a fucking course? Okay, let's do that. "Hey guys! Let's go over there!" You shout, pointing at the giant cannon pointing almost directly up into the sky, towering over half teh quad, rivaled only by the giant cannon aimed a little bit lower, at your back. Course plotted. You head over, trailing your team, and encounter that bane of military men and rtd-ers everywhere: a big chainlink fence, complete with barbed wire running through it.
Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr004 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Perfect.
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.
Jump out of the respawner vehicle and cry about the wanton loss of valutable life during war. Write a heartbreaking novel about the horrors of open warfare. Or a poem if I am incredibly pretentious.
What are you? A bleeding heart liberal? There is no sympathy for the clone in war! (1) You attempt to write a short poem about war with the tip of your gun, but y ushoot yourself in the foot. that Wound is Serious. and it hurts like a bitch. Well, at least you got the crying part down, as you limp along behind your squad leader to Artillery West.
Zii007, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset.
Status: Alive
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim
Ask for grenade, charge towards Artillery West
Grenade received. You know, you could have said "throw the grenade at the Artillery Unit," And I would have rolled for that. Well, whatever, you stand next to Zr007 and some guy with a bloody foot and stare at a big chain link fence and enormous rock hard shaft rising promiscuously in front of you. "So, boss. What's the target?"
Squad FishPlatoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Healthy
status: Bleeding (0/3), suffocating(0/3), burned (0/3) internal bleeding(0/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice
Fish009 drafts Yo007 and OcE005 into his squad. He gets out the jeep, and impales any Other Guys in the building with his spear.
Looks like one of your inductees would rather fight the Artillery unit. (4) you head in, past the guy trying to barf on the floor, and the sneaky guy on his tiptoes making cartoon sneaking noises, rush up the stairs and run two guys clean through with your spear. "We're over here!" You shout, in case the enemy didn't hear the guys you just stabbed.
Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Healthy
Status: None
Inventory: Flemwerfar, Flemsuit, Gas mask, 6 Smoke grenades, Hawt mag
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 0
Total kills: 11
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 2.75 (!) [airhorn]
Rank: Private
That magazine will come in handy if I need to sneak past some guards.
Lay down some smoke on the quad, and werf same flammen at the east artillery. Any structure is flammable if you burn hard enuff!
"MMPH MMPH! AWOOO!"
(5) The quad takes on a lovely greenish color, which boils up quite thick and noxious. That'll learn those pesky Other Guys
TM! And any Grunts foolish enough to stand around in the quad trying to get into one of the artillery placements. (3) you fire up the ol' grill, and melt some barbed wire, stepping casually through the hole with a victorious "MMMPH! MMM, MMM, MMMPH!" and shake your flamethrower in the air. the terror is palpable
Platoon:6
Designation: Yo007
Unit type: Point man
Health: Fine
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Achivement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Private
Head in inside and with my Point man prowess, plot a path plowing towards potential enemies.
(3) well, looks like a few others have beaten you to it on floor one. Oh and there's a guy already stabbing people on floor two. So, like any point man would do at such signs of military semi-competence, you shrug your shoulders, and head up to floor three. Good, looks like none of the Grunts has gotten here yet.
Platoon 6 death rollsHat007 is surprised by a grenade tossed out of the Command Room, and throws himself backward, but too late. He is blown apart.
CAH002 gets into melee with some guys in the Battle for the Stairs, and is maimed. Choose a limb to lose the function of.
Zr007 gets caught up in some pyro's smoke screen and gets a lungful. You receive a serious wound - smoke inhalation.
Fish009 Is shot through by a group of enemies in a counteroffensive at the Battle of the Stairs, and is maimed. you would have died except for being a heavy grunt. But you also get a bleedout counter, at 0/3, ticking up every turn.
OCE005 and Yo007 each receive minor wounds.
Instructions for next roundEveryone: It's gonna be a few minutes for the next part of the turn. please be patient
Platoon 6: Artillery West: 1/3 hits. Artillery East: 0/3 hits.
Command bunker: Floor one
clear contested. Floor two contested. Floor three: in enemy hands. floor four: in enemy hands. Command Room: located.
Captured: One (1) corporal.
Newbies: You'll arrive on foot, walking through the main gate, and seeing a giant smokescreen blotting out everything except the tops of the two artillery guns.
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