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Re: Grunts
« Reply #285 on: September 15, 2016, 02:58:43 pm »

Ozarck: Will you continue this?
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #286 on: September 15, 2016, 05:40:15 pm »

Zii003, platoon 6
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, St Michael the arcangel medal.
Status: minor wound (2/5)

Run away
Unit number: OcE003, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor Wound (1/5), Major Wound

Run away! Run away!
number: Rak002, Platoon: 6
Type: Soldier
Inventory: Gun. Basic armor. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive & Ready to die!
Character Point: "Bruiser", "Mission Complete: Dune"

Uh... Lead the charge... Away from the explosives! At full speed! Run!
Unit number: Yo002 Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Seriously wounded (1/3) Minor wounds (1/5)

Whoops uh...

Follow Rak002 and get away from the explosives.
Oh, looks like it's time to go. Chew gum and run.

Unit Number:Zr04, platoon 7(/6)
Inventory:Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor wound.
Designation: AM004 Platoon: 6
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: Maimed, Minor wound (2)
Character points: ?

RUUUUN like Forrest!
Unit number: Hat003 (platoon 6)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack [-1 use medical supplies]. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious Wound [Stabilised], Maimed [Arm]
Character Points: The ten yard stare

Running sounds good, let's do that.
Unit Number: ynk003 (platoon 6)
Inv: gun, pack, gum, helmet, $20,000 worth of stolen military-grade painkillers
Status: alive 
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest"   
Make an extremely clever Einsteinian Roulette reference by surfing a convenient ally('s corpse) to safety.
Failing that, just beat cheeks the hell out of here.


Everyone in the above list gets 1/2 the way to a safe distance from the earth shattering kaboom. Yo003ynk003 (oops) does so in style screaming "We leave you in pieces, muthafukkas!" as he powerslides down a dune on top of what's left of a previous teammate, and firing his laser madly into the sky. It makes little difference, as the bricks are rather impervious to small arms fire, but he does hit a falling Brick. the Brick is not offended.

On a related note, one of the Omega teams just completely failed a perfect opportunity at a Faith moment - unsuispecting village full of children, character severely lacking charisma, and all.


Unit number: Tigr001 - Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. Frontpack. Mug. Helmet.

Gloriously shoot the treacherous heathen untermensch whilst bravely running away from the boom boom. Then hump the ground (figuratively).
(4)(6) you manage to hit someone, while going full speed, firing over your shoulder as you go. You make it 1/2 way to a safe distance.

Unit number: Ner003
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
minor wound, serious wound, maimed( L leg).
Character Point(s): Dumb Genius. Haunted 1/?
guard!
(4) this dingus stands guard over the Giant cannon, nodding his head to they rhythm of the ominous ticking sounds.
"Hey, where is everyone going?"

Unit number: Fish006, platoon 6
Inventory: military backpack. Sandy Gum. Helmet. Gun. Body armor. 3 frag grenades, 1 incen, 1 emp.
Class: Soldier
Status: Minor wound
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon

Only cowards run. Throw an incendiary grenade at the Other Guys, so they cant escape.
(4) you ... you manage to buy the group a round free of shooting. You saved lives this round, buddy. Not your own, but someone's. You earn the character point Heroic Sacrifice. And a posthumous Medal of the Empire. Oh, you're not dead this round. But you will be soon.

Unit number: Jag004 [platoon 4]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack. Gum
status: Buried alive +2 to death roll while buried alive
Character point:
endurance: suffocation

Minor wound: 1/5
suffocation: 1/5
dig out 2/3

Dig to victory.
(3) add another tick of suffocation.

Unit number: Sn001 platoon 7
Inventory: Helmet, gun, military backpack, gum
Status: Alive!

abandon my cover( and thereby Jag) and shoot st The Other Guystm to suppress them

Sorry Jag, survival of the fittest! No hard feelings?
(2) (2) you stand up, screaming about incoming fire, and shoot wildy. You miss. You get hit, and fall down beside your buried companion, maimed. You get a character point: (not) Darwin's Finest.

Unit number: KH003 Platoon 4
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Missing leg bleedout 2/3
Location reinforcements
Character point Hates bugs, First aid

Franticly patch myself up then start shooting at the Other Guytm if not dead
(5) you stabilize the leg, and remove one tick of bleedout. No shooting for you this round, that was a full action.

Unit Number: CR002, platoon 7
Name: Frank v2
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, Gum, Helmet
Status: Missing Arm, Bleedout 1/3

Perform first-aid on my arm, to stop the bleedout.
(6) You stop the bleedout. Tourniquet is a little tight. Could be trouble later. gain a counter: 1/5. call it tourniquet.

In, if it's not full already.

Unit number: HC001 Platoon - Whatever I get put in
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Trident Berry Gum. Helmet.
Status: Needs a safe space.

If in brick, Duck and cover!

If on ground, Provide supporting fire at the machine gun battle!

(3) you make someone duck! No shot coming your way this round.

Unit Number: Su003 Platoon 6
Inventory: Helmet [Gummed], Backpack, Gun, Gum [Chewed, On helmet]
Status: Minor Burns [R Leg, Torso, Lungs], Missing [L Arm], Bleedout?? [0/3]
Character Points: Military Genius: tactical; Gum is Lucky

Move away from any cover position, take the gum from my helmet and use it to temporarily stop the bleeding from my bloody nub of a left arm. Begin firing at Those Guystm until my gun gets hot enough to cauterize my wounds.

Cauterize wounds.

Those Guystm Are a completely different group of enemies, you fool! -slap-
(6) you get your arm, sticky, burnt, and not bleeding. you have exchanged the status "bleedout' for the status "slightly charred (1/3)" and "possibly infected (?/5)"
that won't matter next round, since you remain near the blast point. Farewell, and Godspeed, Grunt. We who live through this next round salute you.

Ozarck: Will you continue this?
We'll talk about that soon. for now, I will be doing this three days a week, as it is a lot of work, combined wit hOmega Legion, and I recently changed work shifts IRL, and the new job is kinda demanding. But I do think I will continue it. I might need to do soem organizing of game mechanics,character classes, and character points/ traits though.

Next round instructions

Platoons 4 and 7 Shoot someone! Seriously, you are about to lose this objective. I mean, that won't really matter in the long run, but you can get a nice little character boost for it, if you complete the objective

Platoon 6
RUn
Also, once you arrive at a safe distance, turn and salute your fallen comrades, especially Fish006, who bought you some running time.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2016, 01:07:30 pm by Ozarck »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #287 on: September 15, 2016, 05:55:07 pm »

Unit number: OcE003, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor Wound (1/5), Major Wound
Keep running. Shed single, manly tear for Fish006.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #288 on: September 15, 2016, 05:56:23 pm »

Unit number: Sn001 platoon 7
Inventory: Helmet, gun, military backpack, gum
Status: Maimed(L leg)
Character Point: (not) Darwin's Finest

Attempted to run last turn. Did not succeed.

Play dead. Hopefully they won't bomb the shit out of me if all they see is a corpse.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 09:20:09 pm by S34N1C »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #289 on: September 15, 2016, 05:58:21 pm »

Unit Number: CR002, platoon 7
Name: Frank v2
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, Gum, Helmet
Status: Missing Arm, Tourniquet 1/5

Shoot the shit out of somebody before we lose.

Seriously. Anybody. Them. My teammates. Me.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #290 on: September 15, 2016, 06:14:12 pm »

mark whether you ran last round, guys, so I know if you'll make it this round.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #291 on: September 15, 2016, 06:28:25 pm »

Unit number: HC001 Platoon - Still unassigned
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Trident Berry Gum. Helmet.
Status: Needs a safe space.

Continue providing supporting fire at the machine gun battle!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #292 on: September 15, 2016, 07:00:39 pm »

Unit number: KH003 Platoon 4
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Missing leg Patched bleedout 1/3
Location reinforcements
Character point Hates bugs, First aid

Shoot the other guytm and win the objective
« Last Edit: September 16, 2016, 01:18:29 am by killerhellhound »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #293 on: September 15, 2016, 08:28:23 pm »

Unit Number:Zr04, platoon 7(/6)
Inventory:Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor wound.

Running, turn 2. If I have the time this turn, take off my helmet with one hand and do a salute facing the explosion. Then put my helmet back on.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #294 on: September 15, 2016, 10:45:39 pm »

Unit number: Yo002 Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Seriously wounded (1/3) Minor wounds (1/5)

Keep on powersliding my way to cover, preferable while also using gun as a air guitar and shredding sick riffs.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #295 on: September 15, 2016, 10:48:16 pm »

Unit number: Jag004 [platoon 4]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack. Gum
status: Buried alive +2 to death roll while buried alive
Character point:
endurance: suffocation

Minor wound: 1/5
suffocation: 2/5
dig out 2/3

Dig on.
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« Reply #296 on: September 15, 2016, 11:32:40 pm »

Unit number: Bo003 Platoon: 7.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious wound

Seeing an opening in the melee around the machine gun, I pick up the machine gun and use it to smite my enemies!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #297 on: September 15, 2016, 11:58:28 pm »

Designation: AM004 Platoon: 6
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: Maimed, Minor wound (2)
Character points: ?

Running is another thing soldiers are goot at.
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« Reply #298 on: September 16, 2016, 12:20:27 am »

Unit Number: ynk003 (platoon 6)
Inv: gun, pack, gum, helmet, $20,000 worth of stolen military-grade painkillers
Status: alive 
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest"   

Run Away 1/2

Shoot Yo003 for stealing my idea! ...Wait, Yo003 doesn't exist? Oh GM wat you doin'.
Continue powersliding. Share my corpse/surfboard with Yo002 if the latter wants to join in the fun.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #299 on: September 16, 2016, 12:24:17 am »

number: Rak002, Platoon: 6
Type: Soldier
Inventory: Gun. Basic armor. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive & Ready to die!
Character Point: "Bruiser", "Mission Complete: Dune"

Run: 1/2

Away from here! Fish006 is badass, salute him if I survive.
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