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Coolrune206

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #270 on: September 13, 2016, 07:16:32 pm »
Unit Number: CR002, platoon 7
Name: Frank v2
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, Gum, Helmet
Status: Missing Arm, Bleedout 1/3

Perform first-aid on my arm, to stop the bleedout.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #271 on: September 13, 2016, 07:21:15 pm »
Unit number: OcE003, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor Wound (1/5), Major Wound

Run away! Run away!
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MidnightJaguar

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #272 on: September 13, 2016, 07:30:05 pm »
Unit number: Jag004 [platoon 4]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack. Gum
status: Buried alive +2 to death roll while buried alive
Character point:
endurance: suffocation

Minor wound: 1/5
suffocation: 1/5
dig out 2/3

Dig to victory.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #273 on: September 13, 2016, 07:49:27 pm »
Unit number: Sn001 platoon 7
Inventory: Helmet, gun, military backpack, gum
Status: Alive!

abandon my cover( and thereby Jag) and shoot st The Other Guystm to suppress them

Sorry Jag, survival of the fittest! No hard feelings?
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #274 on: September 13, 2016, 08:26:44 pm »
Unit number: Ner003
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
minor wound, serious wound, maimed( L leg).
Character Point(s): Dumb Genius. Haunted 1/?
guard!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #275 on: September 13, 2016, 08:34:12 pm »
number: Rak002, Platoon: 6
Type: Soldier
Inventory: Gun. Basic armor. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive & Ready to die!
Character Point: "Bruiser", "Mission Complete: Dune"

Uh... Lead the charge... Away from the explosives! At full speed! Run!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #276 on: September 13, 2016, 08:36:43 pm »
Unit number: Yo002 Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Seriously wounded (1/3) Minor wounds (1/5)

Whoops uh...

Follow Rak002 and get away from the explosives.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #277 on: September 13, 2016, 09:40:19 pm »
Oh, looks like it's time to go. Chew gum and run.

Unit Number:Zr04, platoon 7(/6)
Inventory:Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor wound.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #278 on: September 13, 2016, 09:55:23 pm »
In, if it's not full already.

Unit number: HC001 Platoon - Whatever I get put in
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Trident Berry Gum. Helmet.
Status: Needs a safe space.

If in brick, Duck and cover!

If on ground, Provide supporting fire at the machine gun battle!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #279 on: September 14, 2016, 02:17:20 am »
Designation: AM004 Platoon: 6
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: Maimed, Minor wound (2)
Character points: ?

RUUUUN like Forrest!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #280 on: September 14, 2016, 05:23:15 am »
Unit number: Fish006, platoon 6
Inventory: military backpack. Sandy Gum. Helmet. Gun. Body armor. 3 frag grenades, 1 incen, 1 emp.
Class: Soldier
Status: Minor wound
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon

Only cowards run. Throw an incendiary grenade at the Other Guys, so they cant escape.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2016, 05:26:24 am by vishdafish »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #281 on: September 14, 2016, 07:04:48 am »
Unit number: Tigr001 - Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. Frontpack. Mug. Helmet.

Gloriously shoot the treacherous heathen untermensch whilst bravely running away from the boom boom. Then hump the ground (figuratively).
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #282 on: September 14, 2016, 08:18:59 am »
Unit Number: Su003 Platoon 6
Inventory: Helmet [Gummed], Backpack, Gun, Gum [Chewed, On helmet]
Status: Minor Burns [R Leg, Torso, Lungs], Missing [L Arm], Bleedout?? [0/3]
Character Points: Military Genius: tactical; Gum is Lucky

Move away from any cover position, take the gum from my helmet and use it to temporarily stop the bleeding from my bloody nub of a left arm. Begin firing at Those Guystm until my gun gets hot enough to cauterize my wounds.

Cauterize wounds.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #283 on: September 14, 2016, 11:51:12 am »
Unit number: Hat003 (platoon 6)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack [-1 use medical supplies]. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious Wound [Stabilised], Maimed [Arm]
Character Points: The ten yard stare

Running sounds good, let's do that.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #284 on: September 14, 2016, 06:08:38 pm »
Unit Number: ynk003 (platoon 6)
Inv: gun, pack, gum, helmet, $20,000 worth of stolen military-grade painkillers
Status: alive 
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest"   
Make an extremely clever Einsteinian Roulette reference by surfing a convenient ally('s corpse) to safety.
Failing that, just beat cheeks the hell out of here.
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