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((darn, knew I should have just said for no one to dig me out.
oh well.
How about the name?
character point: lungfish))
Unit number: Jag004 [platoon 4]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack. Gum
status: Buried alive +2 to death roll while buried alive
Minor wound: 1/5
suffocation: 0/5
dig out 2/3
Dig?
lungfish sounds more like you are adapted to dual environments.
(2) you fail to make progress on the digging and begin to choke on the sand a bit, coughing and sputtering. (6) at least you fail to notice the grenade land near and completely fail to explode.
Unit number: OcE003, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Minor Wound (1/5)
Any good advance needs a base of fire. Look, this is basic modern military tacti- Airstrike? I'll be on my way then!
Grab Demoman002 and charge!
(1) you get separated from the demoman and the others by a mortar shell exploding nearby (3) which gives yo ua serious wound while flinging you away like a sack of carrots.
OK, stick to that demoman and lay down as much fire as I can.
Unit Number:Zr04, platoon 7(/6)
Inventory:Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive.
(6) you join the demoman and get him to his objective. (4) you take a minor wound from some exposed metal edge.
Designation: AM004 Platoon: 6
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: Maimed, Minor wound (2)
Character points: ?
Continue escorting demoman 2. I'll complete this task even if alone!
(2) yo lag behind a bit as Zr04 joins you to do the thing. (6) you make it to the objective without injury.
Unit number: Rak002, Platoon: 6
Type: Soldier
Inventory: Gun. Basic armor. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive & Ready to die!
Character Point: "Bruiser", "Mission Complete: Dune"
"Will we be sitting here all day like ducks? Lets kill more enemies! For glory and honor!"
Rally others and shoot some enemy guys dead.
(3) anyone specifically looking to join someone this round comes to your side. I'll make a note that they are in fire squad 001, so list their names in your next update.
(5) your charge is off to a good start. already killing like a pro. (4) and taking no damage. ... wait, aren't you guarding demoman1? well, you guard him fine this round.
Unit number: Ner003
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
minor wound, serious wound.
Character Point(s): Dumb Genius. Haunted 1/?
guard!
(2) ooh, the demoman has to duck one more like that, and he will be delayed by a round. (2) aaaand you get maimed. add it to your small collection there.
Unit number: Fish006, platoon 6
Inventory: military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Gun. Body armor. 3 frag grenades, 1 incen, 1 emp.
Class: Soldier- explosives
Status: Healthy as an ox.
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon
((New idea!))
Chew the gum and apply it to the incendiary grenade to make a sticky incendiary grenade.
gonna need a five for this to work. (2) the gum doesn't stick. your gum has acquired the status: sandy! (4) and you take a minor wound.
Unit Number: CR002, platoon 7
Name: Frank v2
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, Gum, Helmet
Status: Fine and Dandy
Shoot more doods.
(2) you miss. gonna take all day at this rate. (2) well, they shoot back, and you lose a limb. Now you're really mad.
Unit number: KH003 Platoon 4
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Missing leg bleedout 1/3
Location reinforcements
Character point Hates bugs
Patch myself up then crawl to anyone else that needs healing and patch them up
(2) still bleeding. 2/3. (3) you stick a dermal patch on a smoking npc. no telling if it helped or not. (5) well, at least you're still alive. You gain the character point "first aid."
Unit number: Yo002 Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Seriously wounded (1/3) Minor wounds (1/5)
Charge up to the defensive position, shooting wildly.
The empty, broken defensive postion? Sergeant Oz00# just shakes his head at you, and points at the massive weapon popinted at the sky, shooting down your friends and allies. "That way ..."
(3) at least you got some head action out of the enemy, too. they duck and you don't get shot this round.
Unit number: Tigr001
Inventory: Gun. Frontpack. Mug. Helmet.
In when possible.
read the instructions at the bottom of the page and select your starting location. this battle is nearing conclusion, but another will start soon. Just post an action, preferably something along the lines of "shoot the Other Guy
TM."
Edit: someone below is using you as a meat shield. Welcome to the Army! be prepared to lose a leggy! (5 )you get lucky this round. no damage to you!
Unit Number: Su003 Platoon 6
Inventory: Helmet[Gummed], Backpack, Gun, Gum[Chewed, On Helmet]
Status: Minor burns[R Leg, Torso, Lungs] Suffocate [0/5]
Character points: Military Genius: tactical; Gum is Lucky
Keep low, but not too low, as carbon dioxide is heavier than air. Toss another 'nade in the nest. Help to guard the other demoman.
(5) you get out of the smoke and don't pass out form bravery! No one gives you a grenade though. (5) you get to the second demoman and help guard him while he works. (2) you get hit in the process, and lose a limb.
Unit number: Sn001 platoon 7
Inventory: Helmet, gun, military backpack, gum
Status: Alive!
Continue digging out Jag004. If he is freed, use the sand he was trapped in as cover and fire on The Other Guystm.
(3) you don't quite get him out. (5) at least the grenade that doesn't explode doesn't kill you either. woot! two people not killed by the same not exploding grenade!
Unit number: Hat003 (platoon 6)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack [-1 use medical supplies]. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious Wound [Stabilised], Maimed [Arm]
Character Points: The ten yard stare
One-handedly return fire. Gotta keep the sapper alive for just a little longer.
(6) success! the demoman does his thing and is ready to run. good work! one more demoman to go.
Unit number: Tigr001
Inventory: Gun. Frontpack. Mug. Helmet.
In when possible.
Unit Number: ynk003 (platoon 6?)
Inv: gun, pack, gum, helmet, $20,000 worth of stolen military-grade painkillers
Status: alive
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest"
Drag this fellow along and use him as a human shield for the demoman.
Oh! okay. You drag your new best friend into the line of fire, but he is uncooperative and fails to get hit even once. Shame. (6 )at least your antics keep you safe this round as well. so there's that. Your next character will be a corporal.
Zii003, platoon 6
Inventory: gun (jammed), helmet, military backpack, St Michael the arcangel medal.
Status: minor wound (2/5)
Help in protecting the demoman
(4) good. enough people are protecting the second demoman now to let him do his business. The bombs are set. time to run
Instructions for Next RoundPlatoon 4 and 7 wow. just, wow. that machine gun is still not taken - kill someone so the objective can be complete, eh?
Platoon 6Run.explosion in 2 turns. Airstrike this turn against all "cover" positions.