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Re: Grunts
« Reply #180 on: September 03, 2016, 03:46:53 pm »

Unit number: Hat003 (platoon 6)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!

If in drop: Ask the Sarge for a grenade, then place head between legs.
If on ground: Ask the Sarge for a grenade, then begin crawling towards a defensive position.

((Since everyone else was killed outright and I died of wounds, does that mean I was technically the last man standing of platoon 5?))
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #181 on: September 03, 2016, 06:08:38 pm »

Xan001, Platoon 3
Inventory: Gun, Jammed Gun, Gum, Helmet, Backpack
Status: Serious Wound, GLEE MORE BLOOD MORE BLOOD

Lay down suppressing fire at the other guys so Doc can get up here!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #182 on: September 03, 2016, 06:48:01 pm »

Unit Number: ynk002 (platoon 4)
Inv: gun, pack, gum, KH001's helmet
Status: surviving by the grace of God
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned"

Stride up to Zii002's body and perform their last rites. They died bravely.
Then proceed to the machinegun nest, set down my rifle and leap inside with a flying kick. Attack the remaining Other GuysTM with my finely-honed kung fu skills, so as to avoid friendly fire in such an enclosed location. Aim for something like this, only with less zombies and more generic enemy soldiers.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #183 on: September 03, 2016, 06:55:33 pm »

Zii003 ,platoon6
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack.
status: Alive

If in air: pray

If in ground: Charge towards the Anti Brick weapon
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #184 on: September 03, 2016, 07:05:07 pm »

Unit number: KH002 Platoon 4
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Seriously wounded
Location reinforcements

Noticing allies are inside the nest I fix a bayonet and charge into the nest shooting at the Other Guy and stabbing any Other Guy in my way
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #185 on: September 03, 2016, 08:59:06 pm »

Be aware of my surroundings, and stay alive.

Unit Number:Zr03, platoon 6
Inventory:Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #186 on: September 03, 2016, 09:22:34 pm »

Unit number: OcE002, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Shitless

Patiently await death by antibrick weapon.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #187 on: September 03, 2016, 11:56:52 pm »

Unit Number: ZB001, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun, military backpack, gum, helmet.
Status: Alive!

If on ground: Advance to defensive position.
If in air: Place head near my knees.  Await death.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 08:52:25 am by ZBridges »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #188 on: September 05, 2016, 09:37:36 am »

Turn Nine

Platoon 3
Unit number: Rak001, Platoon: 3
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Still Alive (Miraculously). Serious wound, minor wound (1/5)
Character Point: "Bruiser"

"Doc! Get over here! Bastards won't come into melee range if you don't!"

If no enemies are currently on the dune itself - entrench further. Else - charge in to kill more!
(4) you wound a guy. Holding your own after all this time.

Unit Number: DrM002 (platoon3)
Inventory: Gun. Gun(broked). military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Never felt more alive! Serious wound.
Character Point- Psychological Warfare

((whoops, that first gun shouldn't have been marked as jammed. Rectified.))

Shoot 'n' pew't my way to the objective, all the while expressing my newfound confidence by screaming a rousing rallying cry.
(2) your fire is ineffective (2) and you are kept from the objective by the pile of corpses you are stumbling through. Next round, if you survive, you'll make it automatically, because fuck, can't have you wandering around the base of the dune forever.

Xan001, Platoon 3
Inventory: Gun, Jammed Gun, Gum, Helmet, Backpack
Status: Serious Wound, GLEE MORE BLOOD MORE BLOOD

Lay down suppressing fire at the other guys so Doc can get up here!

(3) you manage to keep the incoming fire down a bit. Doc is covered for a round, but does not advance. So close. so close.

incoming: 2 shots. Rak, bleedout advances to 3/5, Xan, bleedout of 1/3

Platoon 4

Unit number: Jag004 [platoon 4]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack. Gum
status: Buried alive +2 to death roll while buried alive
Minor wound: 0/5
suffocation: 0/5
dig out 0/3
At least it's pretty cozy.
Start digging.
(4) no progress on the digging. (1) suffocation is at 1/5

Unit Number: ynk002 (platoon 4)
Inv: gun, pack, gum, KH001's helmet
Status: surviving by the grace of God
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned"

Stride up to Zii002's body and perform their last rites. They died bravely.
Then proceed to the machinegun nest, set down my rifle and leap inside with a flying kick. Attack the remaining Other GuysTM with my finely-honed kung fu skills, so as to avoid friendly fire in such an enclosed location. Aim for something like this, only with less zombies and more generic enemy soldiers.
You utter a prayer over your fallen comrade, asking the Lord to make you as strong and brave as he. You clench a fist, and prepare to bring Judgment on your foes. (5) Jesus Mecha Christ! You get in (3 of 5 inside) and kill a  guy! (1 of 5) You gain immunity to death for this round. and a character point: kung fu priest

Unit number: KH002 Platoon 4
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Seriously wounded
Location reinforcements

Noticing allies are inside the nest I fix a bayonet and charge into the nest shooting at the Other Guy and stabbing any Other Guy in my way
(4) you get inside (4 of 5) and wound a guy, all while marveling at your ninja priest grunt teammate.

So is the objective to die as many times as possible? Because... I'm kinda not doing that.

Unit Number: CR001, platoon 1 (I shall not be annexed into 4!)
Name: Frank
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, chewed gum, helmet (-1 Hemostatic Powder)
Status: Serious wound (stabilized), Maimed(stabilized)

CR001 charges towards the machine gun nest, flings himself through the window, and immediately begins firing at his foes.
(5) you somersault into the nest (5 of 5) and kill a guy as you land,(2 of5) uttering witty quips like "yaaaaaargggghhhh!" and "Fuuuuuuuck!"

Incoming: enough of you are inside that the machine gun nest can't fire, so you each get one shot coming your way this round.
KH002 gets maimed (no bleedout), but everyone else is completely unharmed.

Platoon 6
vote is in, air wins.

(3) the brick takes a shell, and you all take some shrapnel. I'll roll damage individually.

Unit Number: Su003 Platoon 6
Inventory: Helmet, Backpack, Gun, Gum
Status: Fine
Character points: Military Genius: Tactical

((In the event of Brick #6 dropping)) Tuck my head in-between my knees.

((If we're already landed)) Inform the higher-ups that I'm going to reinforce Platoon 3 on the dune. Then do so.
You tuck in and avoid any damage from the shrapnel

Unit number: Ner003
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.

apply lasers to anti-brick weapon.
(6) you fire through one of the holes in the side of the brick as it falls. You hit the weapon, but have no idea f it did anything at all. (6) and you avoid damage like a boss.

Unit number: Fish005, platoon 6
Inventory: military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Gun.
Status: Healthy
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon.

((If brick drops, pray to God.))

((If we start landed, fire at The Other Guys (if I can).))
You pray, and you are convinced that it helps, as you take only a minor wound from some shrapnel when some of it deflects off your Saint Michael the Archangel medal.

Designation: AM004 Platoon: 6
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: ALive!
Character points: ?

Advance and fire! Regardless where we are!
Advancing is automatic as the brick falls toward your objective. (1) your fire ricochet's in the brick. Let's see if it hits someone. (6) nope. let's see if you get hit. (6) nope.
You know what they say: "God protects children, drunks, and fools."

Unit number: Yo002 Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Fresh

Shoot at the first enemy I see.
you see no enemies yet. (3) you take a serious wound from the shrapnel when the brick gets hit. 0/3 bleedout

Unit number: Hat003 (platoon 6)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!

If in drop: Ask the Sarge for a grenade, then place head between legs.
If on ground: Ask the Sarge for a grenade, then begin crawling towards a defensive position.

((Since everyone else was killed outright and I died of wounds, does that mean I was technically the last man standing of platoon 5?))
((you were, yes. You want a character point for it? Something like "doomed march" or something?))Sarge will give you a grenade upon landing successfully. (1) ouch. ducking saved your life, but you still get maimed. (5) downgrade that to a serious wound. it's not quite as bad as it felt.

Zii003 ,platoon6
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack.
status: Alive

If in air: pray

If in ground: Charge towards the Anti Brick weapon
(3) you take a minor wound. those St Michael the Archangel medals sure are nice, aren't they?

Be aware of my surroundings, and stay alive.

Unit Number:Zr03, platoon 6
Inventory:Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive.
(2) you duck and close your eyes, screaming. You don't know anything about your immediate surroundings, but you know you are in hell. (6) it works, well enough. You take no damage this round.

Unit number: OcE002, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Shitless

Patiently await death by antibrick weapon.
(1) ask, and ye shall receive. Next character is on the ground, and you can attach to any platoon currently functioning (3, 4 or 6)

Unit Number: ZB001, Platoon 6
Inventory: Gun, military backpack, gum, helmet.
Status: Alive!

If on ground: Advance to defensive position.
If in air: Place head near my knees.  Await death.
(3) you duck and that protects you from the more serious of wounds. you get a minor wound. No bleedout.

Instructions for next round

Platoon 3 will take their dune if any of the three survive this round. Doc, advance again, and you will automatically make it to the objective - you're that close.
Platoon 4 you have 5 of 5 in the nest, even though only four people out of seven posted this round (unless I missed something) and 2 of 5 enemies killed. You'll be taking one attack each, since you have five in the nest.

Platoon 6: (6) The brick lands close to the weapon, so you have a short distance to run to get to it. there is one functional defense point and one that is damaged. You need to hit the functional one with a grenade, but can get the other one by approaching and firing into it. after both are taken out, you'll need to place two explosives on the machine, get away, and blow it. you'll have (11 plus 1d3) rounds coming at you. Rolled a 2 so you'll have 13 hots coming at you this round.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #189 on: September 05, 2016, 09:50:55 am »

Unit number: KH002 Platoon 4
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Seriously wounded, Maimed(Lost left leg) bleedout(0/3)
Location reinforcements

Fall/drag self behind wall and patch my wounds with my medic bag
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #190 on: September 05, 2016, 09:55:06 am »

Zii003 ,platoon6
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack,  St Michael the Archangel medal.
status: Minor Wound

Run towards the damaged defense while shooting enemies
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #191 on: September 05, 2016, 09:57:12 am »

Unit Number: CR001, platoon 1 (I shall not be annexed into 4!)
Name: Frank
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, chewed gum, helmet (-1 Hemostatic Powder)
Status: Serious wound (stabilized), Maimed(stabilized)

Rip the machine gun off of its emplacement in an awesome display of brute grunt force, then turn the gun and fire it at the enemies (And probably allies) inside the bunker.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #192 on: September 05, 2016, 10:52:10 am »

Designation: AM004 Platoon: 6
Name: ?
Inventory: Gun. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Grenade.
Status: ALive!
Character points: ?

Make The Other Guys surrender by talking!
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« Reply #193 on: September 05, 2016, 11:20:51 am »

((Ahaha! AHahahahahaah! Best moment to roll a 5! :D))

Unit Number: ynk002 (platoon 4)
Inv: pack, gum, KH001's helmet
Status: surviving by the grace of God
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest"

"PREPARE TO MEET THE OPEN HAND OF THE LORD!"

Dish out some more extravagant-yet-righteous beatdowns to the Other GuysTM.
Inspire my allies with a brilliant display of slow-motion kung fu.
   
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #194 on: September 05, 2016, 11:27:07 am »

Unit Number: DrM002 (platoon3)
Inventory: Gun. Gun(broked). military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Never felt more alive! Serious wound.
Character Point- Psychological Warfare

Jog my way up to the objective. Continue screaming.
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