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[NJW2000]

Go questing for a hunt!

[Beirus]

((Hope I can still join.))

25. Male, Blue Mage, Human

[Yoink]

First order of Druidic Business: determine what mind-altering substances are available in town!

[Sarrak]

26. Male, Necromancer, Human.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Inquire as to the supply of energy crystals for my worm!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Go hunting for a quest!

(4) You find a quest to help harvesting a field belonging to a resident.

Go questing for a hunt!

(6) You hear word of an elephant size creature lurking in the nearby wastelands.

((Hope I can still join.))

25. Male, Blue Mage, Human

(1) You stumble into town wielding and wearing nothing.  Your class allows for you to use the abilities of the last two enemies you killed.

First order of Druidic Business: determine what mind-altering substances are available in town!

(6) You find the town produces a highly hallucinogenic chemical that has a 2/6 chance of death and 2/6 chance of addiction.

26. Male, Necromancer, Human.

(6) You enter town on the back of a zombie Rhino with a staff that can summon demons and twelve zombie followers.  Your class allows you to turn two dead bodies into zombies per turn.  Due to your entrance with zombies, the town mobilizes to arrest or kill you.

Inquire as to the supply of energy crystals for my worm!

(1) You are unable to get the attention of anyone due to the micromanage incoming.

[Sarrak]

Resolve the matter peacefully. Calm citizens down by letting them ride my rhino or something.

[Yoink]

"Whoah, maan, this stuff sounds hardcore."
 
Test if my druidic powers can give me extra limbs, like my horse.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Gather the water of anyone who dies.

[Beirus]

Go scrounge around for gear.

[Dustan Hache]

Drive my go kart down each row of crops, using my sword to mow them down, then jump out and load them on the cart.

[NJW2000]

Organise jazz festival.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Resolve the matter peacefully. Calm citizens down by letting them ride my rhino or something.

(6) Your efforts work...too well.  They now expect you to eliminate some nearby bandits with the only payment being the satisfaction you brought good to the world.

"Whoah, maan, this stuff sounds hardcore."
 
Test if my druidic powers can give me extra limbs, like my horse.

(6) You test your fluidic powers on your horse and cause your lower body to transform into the body of a horse, like a centaur but with six legs.  It would have been a bit less embarrassing if you were not on your horse and shredded your pants in the process, but good news, you believe you felt something that indicated this change is permanent.

Gather the water of anyone who dies.

(1) No one died, but in your haste you attempted to get the water out of a person anyway.  The town is now trying to kill you.

Go scrounge around for gear.

(2) You find some mysterious liquid in a bottle.  Drink?

Drive my go kart down each row of crops, using my sword to mow them down, then jump out and load them on the cart.

(1) You begin to, but hit a rock, spin out of control damaging some crops, rupture the fuel tank, go airborne through five flips, and land with the wheels popping off.

Organise jazz festival.

(5) You organize a jazz festival.  Turns out, the town really likes Jazz.  They are eagerly waiting for the performance.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

flee on my worm, promising vengeance!

[Sarrak]

Badits = Free corpses = More zombies. Also, loot. Onwards, to glory!