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Tigra
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Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4920 on: January 26, 2017, 03:20:50 pm »

B)

I loved the idea of disguising the weapon as a simple scepter. But the dwarves can do better and we have a fair amount of gold.

Why not RINGS? and PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE when they were especting for us to be surrendering. And then act as the god of war blessed us :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4921 on: January 26, 2017, 03:41:37 pm »

You summon the dwarves to come and debate whether they can make something better out of the old jewel.

Few days later, the dwarven artificers, smelly and clad in dirty cloaks, arrive at your throne room, eyeing the large chunk of obsidian resting on your lap.

"We have heard your call and here we are, Queen of Luathbas. We feel the magic of the Kudh emanating from the stone, and therefore-"

"Kudh?" The dwarves nod wisely.

"Kudh it is, a god of the evil ones, the ones spawned from the same tribe; Fomorians, goblins, orcs and the giants, whom Kudh split in the ancient millenia when deserts of the west were forests and hills of the east were mountains. Back to the idea of yours, we will work on the stone, but first we must drive the magic of Kudh from it, so it is not filled with power of death and bloodthirst, then we can infuse it with our own magics that can work miracles." One of the other artificers walks forward too.

"And we can shape it into a mace or split the orb into several smaller pieces which could then be fashioned into a robe or garment. Still, we demand the usual payment of artifact crafting, else we shall not work for you." You decide to...

A) Ask the dwarves to fashion it into a handy scepter filled with wondrous powers.
B) Let the dwarves shatter the obsidian and enchant a robe or some other dress with it.
C) Dismiss the dwarves and ask your artificers to re-forge Murder Time instead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4922 on: January 26, 2017, 03:43:36 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4923 on: January 26, 2017, 03:44:44 pm »

Sounds Awesome.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4924 on: January 26, 2017, 03:45:15 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4925 on: January 26, 2017, 03:45:19 pm »

Hmn.

What could they do with it as is?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4926 on: January 26, 2017, 03:45:33 pm »

I was just thinking that we need an anti dwarf weapon. Relying on them for our weapons is not a good idea, because someday we'll need to kill them.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4927 on: January 26, 2017, 03:48:02 pm »

Woah woah woah. Our own artificers can do it for free? Why are we even talking to these dwarves then? Thanks but no thanks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4928 on: January 26, 2017, 03:48:38 pm »

Woah woah woah. Our own artificers can do it for free? Why are we even talking to these dwarves then? Thanks but no thanks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4929 on: January 26, 2017, 03:50:05 pm »

C++
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4930 on: January 26, 2017, 03:51:10 pm »

The dwarves have been nothing but helpful and courteous to us, but the elves have been pretty much unanimously pricks. I'm inclined to believe that grandma Aolineniya was just racist.

Whilst I agree that not relying on the dwarves for everything is a good idea, I think a regular sword would do as much damage to them as it would an elf or human.

PPE: Let's go with C though, as it served us well enough before.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4931 on: January 26, 2017, 03:56:59 pm »

Woah woah woah. Our own artificers can do it for free?

It's not hard to plop an enchanted jewel on top of a stick and call it an 'artifact'. It's what the H2's artificers did back then in 820's :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4932 on: January 26, 2017, 03:58:34 pm »

Oh, So thanks dwarves but C

Our knife is good against fanciful creatures, murdertime is against mundane enemies.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4933 on: January 26, 2017, 04:31:43 pm »

B, we could use an artefact robe or something, we've got plenty of weapons.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4934 on: January 26, 2017, 04:40:05 pm »

A. A cool scepter of miracles seems like a good choice, instead of a mace that will probably inevitably get lost in a dangerous duel, or be cursed by a foreign god.
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