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Tigra
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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 230848 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #525 on: August 19, 2016, 01:51:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #526 on: August 19, 2016, 02:13:14 pm »

You agree to send your Army in to defeat the giant and order prayers for their poor souls.

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4*(for fucks sake why do you keep rolling 6's this is absurd and bluuurgghh

Apparently your Army is made of superheroes.

A military commander recognized what weakens salt and therefore had catapults loaded with giant ceramic pots of waters. Then he had those pots launched at the salt demon.

This infuriated the salt demon, and, while it did began to break down, it breathed upon the thousands of soldiers gathered to protect the catapults. Finally, the giant collapsed amongst a forest of salt pillars.

It has been reported that all of the 'demonic' salt, be it people turned into salt or the carcass of the salt-wolf itself turned into white mist and dissipated. Apparently trade advisor got a little angry about this.

You also order the search for a Wizard to be cancelled as well.

823 AD, Autumn

Governor of Augas reports that the yearly transport of revenue to Parsia has been dispatched. Situation across the border seems stable as the King got better, and apparently executed several of his family members for treason.

823 AD, Mid-Autumn

Your beloved elven Queen have given birth to another child!

It's a girl again. She named her Morgan.

823 AD, Late Autumn

Spies from the borders to the south report that little to none of Damad's worshippers have ventured in or out Luathbas in recent months.

823 AD, Winter

The first snow appeared little more than a week ago but the weather since then is continuously terrible, and transportation across the country hath suffered. This in turn forced less fortunate people to turn to crime - bandits and other raiders flourish!

Mayors of the cities in the north have sent you a group letter in which they ask that you disband part of the Army and instead station them in cities and villages as road guards. You write a reply for them, in which...

A) You promise to have part of the Army made into road guard to strengthen security in the north.
B) You symphatize with their plight but emphasize that you cannot dismiss your loyal soldiers.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #527 on: August 19, 2016, 02:18:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #528 on: August 19, 2016, 02:19:29 pm »

We have monies for mercenaries if we need to muster military force this season, send them some of our boys

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #529 on: August 19, 2016, 02:27:24 pm »

Along with your letter you send messengers to garrison commanders to select hundreds of men who shall become new guards of the northern roads and villages.

823 AD, End of the Year

After you finish your afternoon tea, you peruse the Scrolls of Kingdom Status brought to you by the advisor.

Happiness: 3
Population: 5
Economy: 5
Army: 3

You don't think you ever saw the Army rating that low before.

824 AD, Spring

A dignitary from the west arrives.

"I am representative of the Kingdom of Trotrot. In the past times, our previous King hath, via a dignitary, bought mercenaries, men from your Kingdom, in exchange for precious coinage. I hath arrived  with hope of achieving the same goal, sire, as we need strong and capable men to deal with the raiding and pillaging of the Kiwi Kingdom." After a moment of consideration, you decide to...

A) Send some men with the dignitary in exchange for lots of money!
B) Apologize to the dignitary as this time you do not wish to send any soldiers away from your service.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #530 on: August 19, 2016, 02:31:55 pm »

B.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #532 on: August 19, 2016, 02:34:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #533 on: August 19, 2016, 02:41:31 pm »

B.

hahaha no
Nope, not when we really need that manpower. We don't have much men to send out at the moment.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #534 on: August 19, 2016, 02:54:31 pm »

It is the Kiwis though, so them being at war with someone not us is good. We can spend the cash we get on mercenaries if needed.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #535 on: August 19, 2016, 03:01:03 pm »

You tell the dignitary that there will be no mercenaries this year.

The diplomat leaves unhappy.

824 AD, Autumn

The usual report about the usual revenues of Augas province arrives at your court.

824 AD, Mid-Autumn

You learn of the bontiful harvests this year even before your advisor brings you the reports.

"Our nation is prosperous and the priests ask for a thanksgiving festival so that the gods will be respected and peasants get some fun. The nobles however insist on a knight tournament so that our ever-victorious Army can flex its muscles for fun and profit! Shall with fund something this year, my liege?"

A) Host a knight tournament so that noble ladies can sigh toward their chosen knights and squires!
B) Fund the thanksgiving festival so that the peasants can have fun and fill their stomachs!
C) Aw what the heck, let's host both because a 'grand festival' haven't happened in Luathbas since the rule of Kroth the Golden in the mid-700's!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #536 on: August 19, 2016, 03:01:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #537 on: August 19, 2016, 03:06:18 pm »

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« Reply #539 on: August 19, 2016, 03:08:52 pm »

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