find a stick or something, and dig out a hollow under a large tree stump.
5
You create a large hole under a tree stump. Your parents would be proud. Nothing like a shelter to keep the rain off.
"I WILL climb to the summit!"
Continue my journey to the summit.
3
You haul your complaining muscles up the REALLY steep slope, only to find above it a
SUPERLATIVELY steep slope.
Vishdafish has realised something about life!
+1
understanding.Y.
look for A Mountain.
5
You find one. It's mostly mountains here.
shout at a tree until it becomes a log cabin
1
You swear at a tree until an environmentalist turns up and dropkicks you into a ravine.
Ascend to megagodhood
4
You realise that godhood is relative, and a function of human perception and worship. Hence, if you worship something, it attains godhood. But if you worship yourself, are you the god or the worshipper? You forget to eat for several days thinking about it, and the hunger helps you forget your surroundings.
Paradox created:
Asceticism achieved! (Functions as Permenant
solitude)
Grab a map from the dashboard.
Whilst driving, rip it up, wet bits with saliva and use them to plug my stabwounds!
6
You drive in a direction. The signs are in a different language here or something, which is stupid. You'll probably hit an ancient rainforest eventually.
The map-based bandaging works well, though it's hard to drive while tearing up and licking a map.
State lost: bleeding out
State gained: ink poisoningHey look! There's someone sticking their head out from under the bus! Road trip!
No. Break the branch off the tree and let it grow inside me. I WILL BE ONE WITH NATURE!!!
2
Via a supreme effort of will, you hang around after death to watch the tree consume your body very, very slowly.
search for a river or lake
5
You fall into a lake, but it's only a few inches deep.
Find a new shell. Hopefully one that's well fitting and strong enough to protect me from all the hobos.
5
You scuttle from coral reef to beach and back again, and finally find an abandoned shell to stuff your body into. It's tough, secure and well structured. You lurk in the shallows, ready to snatch at anything coming past.
Since I apparently did not die, get right back to meditating.
2
Being stuck under a bus is apparently a bad place for meditation. And all the fences your driver keeps mowing down are quite distracting.
Meditate under the waterfall.
4
The waterfall is majestic and permenant, but the water is fleeting and ephemeral. You awkwardly force a metaphor about the human race into that statement. Hey, this is easy!
Dustan Hache, crazyabe, Poobah, Andres, and zizzo have attained
solitude.
Vishdafish and Sarrak have attained
understanding.
AkumaKasai has attained
a shell.
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