build a temple in the mountains
starting with the Basic Hermit Starter Hut (TM)
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You lie down and cover yourself with sticks.
Look for A Giant ant Hill.
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You get eaten alive by giant ants. New character Y/N?
Using the lesson I learned from minecraft I punch a mountain until a cave is created
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Your fist is now a mess of steak tartare. The mountain is unimpressed. You begin to doubt the "educational" benefits of computer games.
climb up the great mountain.
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You get up the steep bit, and the very steep bit, but collapse at the foot of the REALLY steep bit.
Climb a huge tree.
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You impale yourself on a branch. Attempt reincarnation Y/N?
Find a nice secluded valley.
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Seclusion is yours. Noone will ever find you here. Or the bodies. Not that there will be bodies.
Hijack the bus at knifepoint and drive at high speed towards the nearest expanse of ancient rainforest.
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You grapple visciously with the driver, sustaining several stab wounds. But you eventually get hold of the bus and speed off to where you assume is ancient rainforest. Eventually.
Who put that speed bump on a mountain?
Vehicle gained: bus
State gained: bleeding outSit and breathe deeply with my eyes closed.
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Yoink runs over you, spoiling your concentration.
Vishdafish and Dustan Hache have attained
solitude.Yoink has attained
a bus.
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