For the purposes of murals, they better not exist
Anyway, I've decided: I shall progressively abandon the old complex so that relocation can proceed to below the orchard, a decision helped along by the idea of waterboarding my dwarves.
1st Granite, 502'HMetal' Silverystopped has walked the halls of Deathgame in his xclothesx for two years. A legendary miner who loves plump helmets, Lim Veilconfuses and palaces, the fitting image of a dwarf.
Yet...something was missing.
Loneliness, boredom, lack of fighting or touch or even
Singing has left him unfocused. And what of the dreams of crown he had? All he is doing is hauling! Half the population is just carrying stuff around!
"Who likes crowns here! Golden gold-decorated crowns? Hello?"
"I do!" answers Rith Tealkeys.
"Uh, me as well" says Lor Doorpainted.
"And me," finishes Sakzul Vesselcaves.
"Eh, kinda? It's more that I like wearing one. I'd pick up a new one the moment I see a better one." says Lolor, the only one among them to wear a crown.
. . .
"What about you, Zasit? Or you, Asen? You're certainly capable of creating crowns as well."
Asen shrugs his shoulders: "Yeah, but we don't really care for them, you know? Only created two here. "
Zasit bares his teeth. "Which would you rather have? Gold crowns, to weigh you down? Or gold goblets, to drink with?"
"You know, if you want the best crown imaginable, you need help from the fey- " says Medtob, "- or whispers." finishes Ral T.
"What's that like?"
"In a single moment, your artisanship eclipses itself and you obtain solitary focus and obsession towards a single creation." says Ral T
"You can, however, do what you want with it. I like myself and the work I created, for instance." says Medtob.
At this point, Guzlogem steps up: "I know what you're thinking! 'I want to do that too!'
I propose that we all train so that all of us can produce something of great value!"
Several dwarves are seen nodding along, Sakzul foremost among them.
"Let us have skill with gold!" he roars.
"Let us have skill with steel!" answers Commander Rovod.
"...I'm not great at crafting anything, even if I want to be." says Litast. "And you shall never be either, HMetal. What will you be doing?"
"You're right. I'll take up my pick and defend you while you learn, then. I helped found Deathgame, I'll protect it."
. . .
In the end, an agreement was made for 21 dwarves to spend a week learning craft so that more may be created:
Sakzul, Rigoth, Cerol, Rovod, Ra, Lolor, Astesh and Litast decided to learn a bit about metalcrating, with Zan insisting on sticking with woodcrafting.
Fath, Ushat, Imush, Iteb, Olon, Ral L and Asmel E, Mebzuth and Guzlogem liked weapons (or enermous corkscrews) and thus agreed to dabble in it, the latter two in crossbow-making.
Asmel Workedchances and Sanctume decided to try their hand at armoring due preference for mail shirts and gauntlets, despite Asen already being great at it.