...*pfft* That's so funny, I'm leaving it in. Just say that the interviewer was confused about another fortress with similar name.
You didn't forget. In my previous update, I sealed making egg roasts in favour of KFC myself.
Yeah, HMetal, Stinthad forbid the export of animal traps for myself - though this was after caravan left, so not included
Nobody's getting hammered, tho.
(Speaking of not included: I forgot to trade away the split coins I used to train our baron, so left the depot standing for now so they can be traded away next year with shift-enter. They melt in magma, though, so pushing them into one spot with water and then dumping magma on top is a possibility.)
Also, I'm up to 502-11-13 now actually. Lots of hours of playing, but I prefer to show results after they've been done.
Which ran into some snags, such as installing 60 pressure plates wrong so that they don't trigger and linking them all up. ...Don't think I'll have enough time to finish rooms for everyone, but I can give an update, though some of it IS in progress.
In the spring, Monom Pagedduty arrived. Truly, there isn't more altruistic, tolerant and merciful dwarf.
"I want to help people! I want to help heal them!" she says to Astesh Priceglove. "Are you not the chief medical dwarf?"
"I am indeed. How can I help you?"
"Can you point me to the hospital?"
"We don't have one yet. I must confess, I've been lax with pushing for one."
"Lets make one right now?"
...
"Hey, Morul Floorwayward. Can you please make some traction benches for a hospital?" asks Monom.
Morul smiles: "I'm happy that you ask. I'll need tables and ropes. I know a friend who can make some."
"I can make some wooden ones myself. Oh, and there must be running and cleansing water!" exclaims Monom and runs off.
Morul looks after her, then walks off to meet acquitances.
...
"Hey, Ingish Sprinkledcrafts. Can you make some tables for me to put into the hospital? And hatches would be nice as well." quests Morul.
"Hey! Don't tell me what to do!" pushes Ingish Morul away.
"I can tell you what to do longer than you can ignore me." grins Morul.
"..." Ingish.
...
"Hey, guys, we need a clothier for some ropes" opens Astesh without so much as greeting.
"What for?" asks Ral T LockedPalace.
"Indeed?" questions Minkot Walleddot.
"For...uh, rollers? And Traction benches?"
"I'm engraving deep within earth...But I suppose I can spare the time eventually" says Ral T.
"I'll make you ten...no, twenty! " laughs Minkot. "But in exchange...Make the hospital right under where we train, capiche? I love myself a good war."
'What a friendy laugh,' gulps Astesh.
...
Rith measures. "Okay, two by three by ten by two ...Not very exciting, I must admit it."
"Well no, it isn't." says Astesh. "Thanks for doing it, though."
"Yeah....Oi, you idlers! We need some water in here!"
(It was fun seeing third the fort carrying water, but forgot about a shot of it)
"And make way for a well!"
"Sure will" asserts Rovod. "10 below for ten above...I feel much safer, thanks."
"Indeed. The mist and water will cleanse you when you're injured. After all, if it was hurtful, fish wouldn't live there" winks Monom.
"I'll treat people as needed on the beds, tables and benches above, with bagful of plaster on the side." says Astesh.
"And for violent patients, there are seals next to stockpiles to prevent escape."
"And, of course, us, right above. Right, Rovod?"
"Right. Speaking of which...."
First challenger to kill the fortress came less than two weeks into year: Minotaur Nosmul ǔnuxu En Rukku. Minotaurs are fearsome beasts who can slaughter entire surface industries with a left sock.
Well, lets see how HMetal def....
Nevermind.
It doesn't want to kill dwarves anyway. Look, a Cow Moose!
..actually, they're both tired and not at all injured....
"Okay, guys, I'm up. Lets go kill the Minotaur!" said HMetal. And off they went.
...By the time horseplay was screwed, the minotaur finally caught the moose. Real unfortunate, that. Never got a single blow off on any dwarves.
Rest in peace.
. . .
As for the moose?
"Kill.". . .
Second challenge was a bit more brothersome: Pack of 9 keas on 21st Slate.
After 3 sneaked into pasture
, the marksdwarves got a job to watch the sky.
After this slaughter, there should be only mere 15 keas remaining in the area.
Third challenge was yet another thief:
"I can handle it," says HMetal...And goes off to eat.
"...Alright, everybody inside!"
"We will shoot it to death!" yells commander Rovod.
Then a passing overseer comes
gets in a fight
yells
...And coup the grace.
Overall, the marksdwarves quite like training.
Beneath winter sky that no longer lets titans enter.
"I'd rather not be the only one that stands between danger and our archers," says HMetal. "Rotting danger, corrupting danger - our most fearsome enemies will not contest with mere hooves and horns. Injuries are to be expected. As such, I want 9 of you that can best resist infection for quick strike force."
"Hold on, SilveryStopped. As your mayor and foremost armorer, I ask what do you want them to be wearing?"
"Steel armor and picks...If we get some metal of the gods, I'd want it covering their body."
"I'll...see if I can get Rith to manage the bluemetal. But an armed fortress is safe fortress. I think that while your service has been exceptional, we should also ensure some civil defence. Lets celebrate our martial prowess"
"
"What would they be wearing, though?"
"Oh, I guess same as our archers?"
"Wait a bit" steps in Malakor Shovedcrystals with a smile. "Sure, the outfit they have is good, but perhaps we will run out of leather?"
Mosus Mirrorseal pops up: "Hahahaha, what vomit covering. We're drowning in leather; I'm already professional leatherworker. I can be as wasteful with it as I want - we will not run out. "
"Oh, that's great to hear, Mosus. But you only one person, with mining orders to boot, surely our citizens will be outfitted more quickly with multiple people?"
"The works I produce last -"
"I can already see you two arguing, Mosus and Malakor. What are you proposing, dwarf Mirrorseal?" interrupts Stinthad.
"After butchering our poults, we will have lots of bones. Lets weave that and our existing ones into bone armor, and keep leather for armor, boots, clothes, quivers and waterskins. Additionally, have them carry wooden shields and bows to ensure safety, with ammo added later."
"Approved. Same outfit will work for Tongs of appearing, I guess, with minor tweak of copper crossbows. We have legendary weaponsmith, lets have him make them."
"As for Lightning Picks, I'll ensure the least sickly people will be supporting you, HMetal. Let me produce a list..."
. . .
Kumil Pricedglaze
Carpenter Monom Pagedduty
Stinthad Greatsling
Beekeeper Erith workshadows
Logem Crestedstakes
Cook Lor Doorpainted
Miller Zuglar Hamejewel
Spearman Rakust LashAbyss
Mason Nish
"Ensure they get trained."
"I'll see about their mining skill, and ask Rovod for a bit of help on other fronts" gulps HMetal.
. . .
"Nish, you can't be Captain of the Guard anymore."
"What! Why? Is this something warsome again? I'm a keeper of peace!"
"Yes. I have need of you. Please help keep Deathgame peaceful?"
Hospitalizing: On 27th Malachite, mysterious injury on Asmel, yet again.
Was she standing on a hatch while Thob went through it?
It's that giant coati again!
Striking against her once more from beyond the grave!
"Is there anybody at all who would be willing to recover Asmel and feed her while she recovers?"
*crickets*
Over twenty medics, and none moves.
Eventually, Asmel gets up on her own:
She is clearly bitter.
So much that she left her only son behind, wandering off.
Such outburst can only be met by ... "Don't lose hope!" claims Rakust.
"I'll help you as well." says Thob.
Months pass, and mayor consort Iteb Inkedpaged comes to demand "So, I heard from my squadmate about you working on ropes for rollers...How long it takes to weave them?"
"Oh, someday" answers Medtob. "Say, why-"
Iteb leaves.
. . .
"A great idea, there. But eh, it is not just rollers. pumps and power train and components....The whole thing should be done by end of summer?"
"End of summer?! Two seasons to build ten screw pumps?"
"Eh, we like to drink, and haul and eat and sleep and do many other jobs...."
"Can't you build them right now?!"
"Calm down a little. See, building them isn't more important than digging this low-priority square."
And Iteb is left fuming.
'I'll ask my wife to get us some more architects. These delays are unacceptable.'
. . .
19th Galena"Hey, Commander Rovod. Sorting through Morul's shield pile, I see?" asks Minkot
"Yeah. You just idling now? How's the production going?"
"Pretty much. No Legendary bonecarvers, so that's stalled - I guess we'll put Medtob Brassfaiths and Morul Flashsilvers on it come winter, they're both legendary in different craft. Hmm..Oh right. I came to tell you, the dodge-tron is complete."
"Multiple layers of interlocks, with drink after a month spent jumping, toggled by hauled cart, sized for a full squad, and powered by 3 water reactors."
"Very well. We'll try it out right now, then."
"Alright. I'll turn it on."
. . . Month later, half fall asleep on the spot.
Gear left laying about, buckets jammed into doors....The whole entrance will have to be ripped out and redone to prevent that happening again.
Ramps underneath
hanging doors above.
(Of course, Commander Rovod herself managed to get floored in.)
After the whole thing is refurbished, the Lightning Picks do same practice, expect for longer.
Followed by squad including some quite valuable citizens for half the time.