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[TheBiggerFish]

Oooh!!!

[vkiNm]

... Vodka Delivery?

[Gwolfski]

Yes! Vodka from the Motherland! Hail comrade, for this is good stuff!

[origamiscienceguy]

You think to yourself as you push through the hallways towards the center of the Borislav. You were out of Duct tape, so making another nuke was out of the question. Also discretion would be a necessity. Soldiers were running every which way, and lugging around a giant cylinder of weapons would be a dead giveaway. You instead head towards a kitchen, but before you get there, some soldiers shout something in Russian, then you and everybody else are thrown against the ceiling. The Lexington must have impacted. You feel saddened by Admiral Johnson's sacrifice, but you also feel compelled to make sure her death was not in vain. The ship shakes violently, but then calms down. Everybody continues heading where they were going, presumably to fight the boarders that would be pouring through the breach the Lexington made. You continue to the kitchen, and surprise the cook that was inside. He cries out in Russian, you can't tell what it was, but it sounds pleading. There is plenty of Vodka in the cupboards, but you wonder how you will deliver it inconspicuously.

[vkiNm]

"I need your cloths, your boots and your Vodka." If the Cook would not comply, forcefully strip him, wear his cloths then carry Vodka to the Bridge.

[crazyabe]

"I need your cloths, your boots and your Vodka." If the Cook would not comply, forcefully strip him, wear his cloths then carry Vodka to the Bridge.

then Look for Someone with a Smoking habit rather then directly going to the bridge... ((From Vodka to Fire Bombs in three Easy steps...))

[vkiNm]

"I need your cloths, your boots and your Vodka." If the Cook would not comply, forcefully strip him, wear his cloths then carry Vodka to the Bridge.

then Look for Someone with a Smoking habit rather then directly going to the bridge... ((From Vodka to Fire Bombs in three Easy steps...))

Yes, Vodka Molotovs.

[origamiscienceguy]

You speak to the cook, "Give me your outfit, and your vodka. I don't want any trouble." He seems surprised, "An American!? Please, take all of it. Kill these bastards." He practically throws his clothes onto you, and gives you two jugs of vodka. You tell him, "please boil the jugs, but don't let the gasses escape. I need to get something. You walk out into the hallway, and ask a lone passing soldier, "got any smokes?" He says, "yes I has smokes, but I not wanting to... huh? You English?" He aims his rifle, but you knock it out of his hand and smash his face through his helmet. You pull him into the kitchen and find his cigarettes and lighter. The Cook just finished boiling off the alcohol and water in the jugs, leaving a clear slurry and and white clouds of vapor. You change into the cook's clothes, and grab the vodka jugs in your heat-resistant cook gloves, grab a small kitchen knife to puncture the jugs when the time comes. All you have to do it poke a hole into the jugs, and light the stream of gasses on fire, then throw the thing. You now have 2 vodka Molotov. You just need to get them into the bridge now. And quickly so that not to many civilians boarding the Borislav would have to die.

[vkiNm]

Proceed to the Vodka Delivery plan.

[germanyfrance]

Since the cook knows Russian, have him wear the Russian Military Uniform (that we stole from the station) and have him "escort" us to the Bridge. That way we have an excuse to speak english.

[DAPARROT]

Since the cook knows Russian, have him wear the Russian Military Uniform (that we stole from the station) and have him "escort" us to the Bridge. That way we have an excuse to speak english.

+1, also find him a weapon, he probably can't use it, but he can carry it for us without looking suspicious if we use this plan

[origamiscienceguy]

You ask the cook, "what is your name?" He responds, "You can call me Sam." "Good. Sam, I need you to put on this armor, and "escort" me to the bridge. You know Russian, so I will need you to talk your way into the bridge. I will them blow these up, and win the battle." Sam agrees, and quickly puts on the armor and weapons. He then escorts you to the bridge at gunpoint. You get to the reinforced airlock between the bridge, and Sam pushes some buttons on a nearby console, a soldier answers from inside the bridge. Sam and the soldier have a lengthy discussion until the guard opens the door and you are let in. As soon as you enter, you hear jubilant chatter. The many Russian officers inside were talking very excitedly, pointing at readings on their console. It seemed that they were repelling the boarders, and all other defenses around earth had been destroyed. All it would take was a simple orbital bombardment until the earth would surrender. There were still thousands of small civilian ships flying around, but with the Lexington destroyed, there was nothing that could actually hurt the Borislav. The guard lets you in and the pilot of the bridge comes to you and says, "brought vodka already!" He then says something in Russian to his commanding officer, presumably asking for permission.

[vkiNm]

Yes, bring vodka. FLAMING VODKA! Burn the consoles, take the gun from the chef push him down to keep him safe then hold down the trigger.

[germanyfrance]

Leave at least one console intact so we can control this thing after blowing it up.

[origamiscienceguy]

Without waiting for the officer's permission, you take out the small kitchen knife and jab a small slit into the top of both vodka jugs. The pressurized gasses inside start spewing out. Everybody looks your way. You take out the lighter you stole from the smoking soldier and light both jugs. The pressurized gaseous alcohol burns fiercely with the oxygen in the room, turning the jugs into small rockets. You let go of both jugs and they start flying around the room like balloons. However, as the pressurized gas inside the jugs runs out, the flame actually makes a slight vacuum, sucking in oxygen from the room. The jugs fill with more fire until The vacuum implodes the jugs, which causes all the goop inside to squirt out, sending flamethrowers all across the room. You push Sam to the ground behind a console as flames engulf the room. Screaming people run out of the airlock, completely engulfed in flames. The automatic fire-suppression system kicks in and squirts water in all direction (since it wouldn't fall in 0-g) The water extinguishes the fire, then coalesces into globules that float around the room. Most of the electronics were destroyed by either the fire or the water, but the main one that pilots the ship seemed to be intact. You had to hurry and do something before soldiers were called in to deal with you.