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[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

To Bob:
"Your task is to protect the ship, from those who wish to rob or destroy it. You can also make it get to it's destinations faster."
Katzerie sends the ship to do trade with the other races, mostly in lower levels.

To the Fullybee Queen:
"Because you are so big. I forgot about you, but now I will help you."
Katz creates megaflora on the 1.2 G level (plus some levels over and under), these are flowers, trees etc. of great size. She will spend 2 Essence doing so.

Then Katz turns to the other gods.
"I still, don't... understand, the seer."

[Detoxicated]

Listen to Prayers

[micelus]

Sadiq presses a big red button. "FIRE!"

"You really are most angered, throne-friend?"


Fire Lovesat 3 and target the beastmen horde besieging Jannah. The Lovesat is to fire along the whole width and length of the Beastmen horde.

[hector13]

Addressing the fhauxlosopher

"The fact that you doubt the existence of Luck, as an entity created by the god of Luck, is proof that there is no such thing as fate."

[Demonic Spoon]

Landria listens to prayers:
   Anansi smelter: "Do I have a name?"

"Isn't that the sort of thing you should know yourself? If you don't have one, then I guess you could be called Ria?"

   Terminae priest: "We must remove the vile heathens! Purge the beastmen! Purge Jannah! Purge them all!"

Bless priest

   Scorim technician: "How did they manage to destroy all our ammunition so quickly? I thought they were unintelligent barbarians!"

"Two words, Chaos Slaughterers. Invisible saboteurs are the worst"
Teach the Scorim technician how to make devices that can detect invisible Chaos Slaughterers

Addressing the fhauxlosopher

"The fact that you doubt the existence of Luck, as an entity created by the god of Luck, is proof that there is no such thing as fate."

Bring forward Shimmerhand-sourced evidence that luck is an illusion

Then Katz turns to the other gods.
"I still, don't... understand, the seer."

"Storm of Steel is the beastman invasion. Burning shade is the LYT. Probably"

[Rolepgeek]

Use 3E to help restore the injured Sharim and slay the leaders of the Beastmen, the ones keeping them in line. Should cause havoc among the ranks sufficient to be dealt with. They are beastmen, after all.

Hastani traveler: "So many strange lands to see! How great that we have LIGHT to see them by!"

"I am GLAD to be a boon to you, my CHILD." Subtle blessing of good travels.

Maisse warrior: "I have heard outlandish rumors that the Ishim are planning to remove us. Are they true?"

"They are what they APPEAR to be; outlandish RUMORS. Though lesser CONSPIRACIES of extremist groups may CIRCULATE, they are UNLIKELY to represent any CONSENSUS. But there are OTHER matters to CONCERN yourself with, now."

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"H-how is LYT a shade? Isn't it, the source of light? W-wouldn't it be... a burning cloud? S-storm of steel, isn't that a machine invasion?"
Katzerie descends to the Dagomoth Seer.
"U-um... sorry, but I can't understand your... riddles?"

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 15: Ringing of the Forge

The Leo has gone on a trade expedition around the lower levels. Some traveling Ishim merchants beg for the crew to buy their soap, even offering negative prices.

Katzerie has replaced much of the vegetation around the fluffybees with megaflora, making their lives much easier.

Katzerie descends to the Dagomoth Seer, telling of the riddles' incomprehensibility. The Seer responds: "This emissary of the Sea greets you." The other Dagomoths watch and whisper to each other and continue about their business.

Gandtrael listens for yet more prayers and finds that they have dried up.

The beastmen have invaded Jannah again! Sadiq has fired the Lovesat at the invading beastmen. Those caught in its pink light become friends with the satellite, halting in their tracks. Bombardment and sunbeams quickly wipe them out, greatly reducing their numbers! They continue the charge. LIGHT has helped the Sharim out and eliminated the Beastmen leadership, causing them to charge blindly in all directions. (LIGHT: -3E) A substantial number of stragglers have camped before the Terminae fortress.

Fortuna addresses the fhauxlosopher, who has decided to consume the anti-headache herbs and sleep for as long as possible. Landria decides to present slightly convincing but mostly confusing Shimmerhand-produced evidence that luck must be an illusion.

Landria responds to prayers:
   Anansi smelter: "Ah, that would make a fine name for a very heavy metal, I think."
   Scorim technician: "Hurrah!"

The Terminae priest has begun a campaign of dusting heretics in Terminae lands.

LIGHT responds to prayers:
   Hastani traveler: "Thank you!"
   Maisse warrior: "That is good news. What about the 'enlightened' beastmen?"

Spoiler: Creativity Award for T21 (click to show/hide)

Xislo:
   +2 from Landria

Spoiler: Deities(16) (click to show/hide)

Landria (Ruling, Technology) 31E
Katzerie (Luxury, Comfort) 10E
Mumuski (Music, Culture) 38E
Captain Praven (Piracy, Sailing?) 48E
Wstfgl (Dreams, Sleep?) 51E
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction (Desolation, Destruction) 0E
Sadiq (Friendship, Engineering) 20E
Mani (Machine) 23E
Xislo (Magic) 30E
Zenrach (Death, Chaos) 49E
LIGHT (Light, Truth) 9E
Gandtrael (Brains) 9E
Fortuna (Luck) 32E
Death (Death) 25E
Frami (Life, Evolution) 19E
Nameless god of Fear (Fear) 0E

Spoiler: Worship-forming units (plus/minus 20.0%) (click to show/hide)

Landria 6
Katzerie 13
Mumuski 5
Captain Praven 7
Wstfgl 13
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction 0
Sadiq 11
Mani 3
Xislo 11
Zenrach 7
LIGHT 11
Gandtrael 14
Fortuna 7
Death 18
Frami 13
Nameless god of Fear 0

[Kilojoule Proton]

The blood rock seems to giggle spookily.

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

Katz sighs.
"So why did you speak prayers in riddles? It's clogging up the prayer channel."

[Detoxicated]

In agony, Gandtrael searches for the cause of no prayers.

[Demonic Spoon]

Create a very Heavy Metal band among the Zwerghe (sp.?) called the Ria Rains
Tell Scorim to develop Winds of Magic powered airships

In agony, Gandtrael searches for the cause of no prayers.

Gandtrael realizes that he was spamming prayer requests.

EDIT: Herpaderp

[Stirk]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

Katz sighs.
"So why did you speak prayers in riddles? It's clogging up the prayer channel."

"Mani still thinks they are just hungry. Your service is horrible!"

Create a very Heavy Metal band among the Zwerghe (sp.?) called the Ria Rains
Tell Scorim to develop Winds of Magic powered airships

In agony, Gandtrael searches for the cause of no prayers.

Gandtrael realizes that KJP had probably mistakenly thought he was spamming prayer requests, when a review of the thread indicates this was not the case, and it is the first time in several ticks Gandtrael made a prayer request. Landria begs the KJP be merciful and gives some blood sacrifices in attempt to bring about clarifications in the inscrutable agent rules.

"You can borrow Section One's designs if you wanna."

[Demonic Spoon]

"Are they powered by the Winds of Magic? Because the Scorim already know how to make airships, just not magic-wind powered ones"

[Stirk]

"Are they powered by the Winds of Magic? Because the Scorim already know how to make airships, just not magic-wind powered ones"

"Probably. What do you think all those mana buckets where for?"