Let's just try learning alchemy instead, then.
[2] Judging advanced magic to be beyond Your current skill set, You resolve to learn the next best thing: Alchemy! While You were out in the Forests picking
hallucinogens mushrooms and toads for recipes, You got lost! What now?
Initiate thrusters and fly the hot air balloon that I have parked on top of my tower to the moon. Or attempt to, at least. Don't forget to take the chain attached to the tower roof.
[3] You decide to go where no man has gone before, the Moon. You inflate Your balloon and initiate it's thrusters, and lo and behold, You became the 47th to reach the World's Third Tallest Mountain, but You're definitely the first to do it with a Balloon!
Crank the speaker(s) to 666 and scatter the mob with a blast of sonic destruction!
[1] Cranking the Speakers to the Unholiest Volume possible, You unleash a truly unspeakable Guitar Solo, and play so hard that You open a tear in Reality! The Mob is scattered and panicking, but Uncountable Hordes of Demons are pouring out of the Tear, and they aren't happy about it! Most seem to be headed for Your Tower!
Troubleshoot casting, then try again!
[4] With the aid of Troubleshoot, (and some extra-planar customer service) You manage to get
a Desktop to Crash! It's owner seems rather peeved, as he spent a lot of coin on it.
Open up an orphanage and teach children this new language. We will start a revolution.
[3] You go to a large metropolis and open up an Orphanage with the goal of teaching them the new language, and later, starting a Revolution. Several dozen children attend, but only a few are literate enough to learn from Your Apprentice's Textbooks, a handful of the children are now reasonably Fluent in the new language!
Sacrifice the bunnies and squirrels to use their souls as fuel
[6] You draw Arcane Symbols on the ground and preform a Soul destroying Sacrificial Ritual with the Animals! At first, nothing happens and You begin to prepare another Summoning Spell, but the Arcane Symbols Glow! A Voice speaks into Your Mind.
"I AM CHUCK, ARCH-DEMON OF THE ABYSS. MORTAL CASTER, YOUR SACRIFICE WAS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. TO REPAY YOU, I OFFER YOU ONE WISH, WHATEVER YOU DESIRE SHALL BE YOURS, SO LONG AS IT IS WITHIN MY POWER TO GRANT."Start researching secret to immortality.
[1] You start researching the secret to immortality, and decide that injecting Yourself with the Blood of an Elf would be a good start. Unfortunately, this ages You by half a century...
Turn this into a full and proper RTD with fleshed out (though not necessarily complex) mechanics and lore.
[5] With a wave of Your hand, You uncover the true meaning of Reality. It's all a Game, created to entertain the Fans of another Game until it has been completed. You have no idea what to make of this revelation.