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Ardent Debater

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You're a Wizard!
« on: July 20, 2016, 01:48:52 pm »
You're a Wizard! What do you do?
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2016, 01:49:25 pm »
Learn better magic.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2016, 02:09:46 pm »
CAST THE CRASH TO DESKTOP MAGICK!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2016, 02:40:52 pm »
Create a constructed language and teach it to my apprentice.
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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal 4:16)

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2016, 03:12:09 pm »
Summon animals
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Quote from: NRDL on May 04, 2017, 11:16:07 pm
GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2016, 05:22:37 pm »
Blast doom metal from my wizard tower, which is actually just a giant, multi-storey speaker that I live inside!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2016, 05:25:57 pm »
Scry the future.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2016, 06:15:44 pm »
Quote from: FallacyofUrist on July 20, 2016, 01:49:25 pm
Learn better magic.

[2] You try to Learn better magic, but accidentally give yourself a headache in the process!

Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 20, 2016, 02:09:46 pm
CAST THE CRASH TO DESKTOP MAGICK!

[2] You attempt to CAST THE CRASH TO DESKTOP MAGIC, but the Spell won't stop buffering, and You give up out of frustration!

Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on July 20, 2016, 02:40:52 pm
Create a constructed language and teach it to my apprentice.

[5] You create a completely new language and teach it to Your apprentice, who diligently writes several textbooks about it!

Quote from: ziizo on July 20, 2016, 03:12:09 pm
Summon animals

[3] With a tremendous effort, You manage to summon no less than a dozen assorted Rabbits and Squirrels!

Quote from: Yoink on July 20, 2016, 05:22:37 pm
Blast doom metal from my wizard tower, which is actually just a giant, multi-storey speaker that I live inside!

[1] You crank up the speakers, and howl rock and roll to the heavens themselves! Unfortunately, several hundred Knights, Priests, and Enraged Peasants don't share your musical taste.

Quote from: NRDL on July 20, 2016, 05:25:57 pm
Scry the future.

[3] You use your crystal ball to foretell a Toaster Oven's Future! Although the experience was rather enlightening, to say the least, you didn't gain anything.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2016, 08:41:09 pm by Ardent Debater »
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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2016, 06:35:38 pm »
Let's just try learning alchemy instead, then.
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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2016, 06:45:31 pm »
Initiate thrusters and fly the hot air balloon that I have parked on top of my tower to the moon. Or attempt to, at least. Don't forget to take the chain attached to the tower roof.
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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2016, 06:51:35 pm »
Crank the speaker(s) to 666 and scatter the mob with a blast of sonic destruction!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Dustan Hache

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2016, 06:55:29 pm »
Troubleshoot casting, then try again!
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2016, 07:17:45 pm »
Open up an orphanage and teach children this new language. We will start a revolution.
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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2016, 07:47:53 pm »
Sacrifice the bunnies and squirrels to use their souls as fuel
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Quote from: NRDL on May 04, 2017, 11:16:07 pm
GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

NRDL

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Re: You're a Wizard!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2016, 07:50:05 pm »
Start researching secret to immortality.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.
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