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[Chevaleresse]

Flying skateboard attack through the stormtroopers!

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"Time for the one and only ATH to prove his superiority!"
Charge divide by zero hold him down and use my lazer on him.

[hector13]

PresTon Warley

[Whisperling]

Well... check my tablet for immediate future stuff. Ground pound tntey if/after murdoc clears a path. If there's no opening... generically attack the storm troopers while singing an "I am great" song. Because why not.

[tntey]

Instruct my storm troopers to fire at abstract

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn 1: Skateboard Combat, Stormtrooper Competency

INIT:
(tntey: 9)
(Whisperling: 59)
(AbstractTraitorHero: 46)
(KingMurdoc: 87)
(_DivideByZero_: 33)

((INIT is simple: at the start of each turn, I roll d100, then do the player's actions in order from highest to lowest.))

Flying skateboard attack through the stormtroopers!

Skateboarding(6+3=9) vs. Evasion(10)
KingMurdoc drops his skateboard to the ground, then skates towards the stormtroopers... only to have them take steps to the sides, and having him go right in between them. Through them indeed.

Well... check my tablet for immediate future stuff. Ground pound tntey if/after murdoc clears a path. If there's no opening... generically attack the storm troopers while singing an "I am great" song. Because why not.

Ground Pound(3) vs. Evasion(7)
Whisperling leaps into the air, slamming himself down towards tntey.. who simply dashes out of the way. He then checks his tablet for information on the future. "No threats to you in the immediate future. It's just going to be some running around and shooting involving Abstract."

"Time for the one and only ATH to prove his superiority!"
Charge divide by zero hold him down and use my lazer on him.

Tackle(4) vs. NOPE(9)
AbstractTraitorHero charges across the room... only for _DivideByZero_ to dash for the stairs, leading Abstract to trip and fall in his wake. Abstract decides not to risk missing with his uberlaser since he didn't successfully hold his foe down, so he keeps his laser in reserve.

On second thought (since my previous target was across the room), go for the stairs. Run.

_DivideByZero_ dashes out of dodge, quickly running to the stairs.

Instruct my storm troopers to fire at abstract

Zap(5) vs. No Zap(3)
Zap Damage(7) vs. Zap Resist(3)

tntey issues an order to his stormtroopers, having them open fire upon Abstract with a torrent of laser blasts, several of which hit. (laser burns, -1 to resist physical damage and -1 to dodge)
~~~

Spoiler: A Graphical Representation of the Arena: (click to show/hide)

Floor 1:

OOOSTSOOO
OKOWOOOOO
OOOSSSOOO
OOOSSSOOO
OOOO>OOOO
OOOODOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OAOOOOOOO

Floor 2:

OOOOHOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOO<OOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO



Key:
O=Floor
O=Mini-Lake Area
H=Hive of Butt-Biters
W=Whisperling
T=tntey
S=Stormtrooper
K=KingMurdoc
D=_DivideByZero_
A=AbstractTraitorHero
>=Up Stairs
<=Down Stairs

Spoiler: _DivideByZero_ (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: Handheld x-ray Machine

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Radiograph of Doom: Using your handheld x-ray machine, you can scan them and give them a lethal diagnosis, which gives them the Incurable Cough of Death trope. Assuming they stay still long enough for you to do effectively, anyway. 5 turn cooldown. And you start play with a handheld x-ray machine.
[Tier 1(MAX), Active]: Pseudo Crisis: As it turns out, the crisis you were just in wasn't actually a problem at all. You instantly resolve one crisis you are currently in when you use this ability. This ability can only be used once, however.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Sorting Algorithm of Evil: When you die, a NPC villain that starts with 5 tropes instead of 3 will appear and try to kill everybody.

Spoiler: KingMurdoc (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: A Skateboard

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Scary Scarecrows: You summon a creepy scarecrow that causes anyone other than you who sees it to roll to resist incredible terror. It disappears at the start of the next turn. 3 turn cooldown.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Mobile Fishbowl: You are a naturally aquatic organism. Thankfully, you have a special helmet that contains water and thus keeps you from drowning in air. Also, you get +4 to aquatic mobility.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Skate Heaven Is A Place On Earth: While you are alive, the arena will be naturally suited for skateboarding, giving everybody who skateboards within it a +3 to their skateboarding roll. And you start play with a skateboard.

Spoiler: Whisperling (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: Tablet From The Future

Tropes:
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: The Tape Knew You Would Say That: You are in possession of a tablet computer left to you by your future self, in which your future self recorded information about your immediate future and your fellow competitors. If you don't win, you may cause a time paradox.
[Tier 1, Active]: Ground Pound: You leap into the air and launch yourself downwards at your target. If you hit, you get +3 to damage and your target is stunned for one turn. Can also break through floors. 4 turn cooldown(Cooling down for 4 more turns).
[Tier 1, Active]: "I Am Great!" Song: You(plus your chorus of magical penguins) sing a song about how great you are... which has no benefit other than fueling your narcissism. 5 turn cooldown.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero (click to show/hide)

General Status: Laser Burns(-1 to resist physical damage, -1 to dodge)
Inventory: Nothing

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Converging-Stream Weapon: You may generate a number of small lasers that converge into one larger laser which is promptly fired at your target. This attack is so powerful that it gets +6 to damage. 6 turn cooldown.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Not-So-Phony Psychic: You may locate spirits and put them to rest... or rather turn them into bloodthirsty spirit monster things. But you don't know that part.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Soul Power: You have power over spirits/souls. You get +2 to manipulating spirits/souls, and in addition, when you die, you may make a roll to come back as a ghost.

Spoiler: tntey (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: A Squad of Stormtroopers(8 Remaining), Large Wrench

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Wrench Whack: You may use a wrench to whack somebody with an exceptionally powerful strike that has +3 to damage and automatically stuns them for a turn if it hits. 3 turn cooldown. You start play with a large wrench.
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: Weak-Willed: You automatically fail any mind control resistance rolls.
[Tier 1, Passive]: You Are in Command Now: You have been assigned command over a squad of stormtroopers.

Spoiler: the arena (click to show/hide)

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Passive]: Butt Biter: The arena is home to a hive of small lizard creatures that bite the players' buttocks.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Amazon Brigade: If the game has not finished in 10 turns, a brigade of female cyborgs will arrive and try to kill all the players.
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: Scatting: The air is brimming with noise... nonsense vowels, basically. There will be no silence.

((Any questions? Feedback?))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((do the stormtroopers have like aim negatives? because stormtroopers are notoriously bad shots.))
Blast whispering with lazers! Take control of tnteys soul and by extension his mind.

[Chevaleresse]

Violently skateboard toward the second floor, attacking any stormtroopers in my path!

[_DivideByZero_]

Trip KindMurdoc as he comes out and check him for injuries while he is on the floor.

[Whisperling]

Dodgedodgedodogedodge. And consult the tablet, if that tells me which way to go or something.

[FallacyofUrist]

missing tntey.

((do the stormtroopers have like aim negatives? because stormtroopers are notoriously bad shots.))

((For the record, I was considering giving them penalties to aim... but for the moment, they don't.))

[tntey]

(Turn up soon)

[tntey]

Slap whisperling with my wrench

Tell my storm troopers to fire at king murdoc.

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn 2: Laser Beams and Laser Beams

((Sorry about not updating earlier... "Database Error" and my laziness got in my way.))

INIT:
AbstractTraitorHero(42)
KingMurdoc(47)
_DivideByZero_(62)
Whisperling(32)
tntey(95)

Slap whisperling with my wrench

Tell my storm troopers to fire at king murdoc.

Strike(5) vs. Dodge(4+3=7)

tntey pulls out his wrench and strikes at Whisperling, who, moving as if warned in advance of what tntey was planning, easily stepped aside.

Open Fire(2) vs. Skateboard Evasion(5+3=8)

His stormtroopers open fire at KingMurdoc, who successfully dodges by virtue of his high-velocity skateboard.

Trip KindMurdoc as he comes out and check him for injuries while he is on the floor.

_DivideByZero_ waits in ambush for KingMurdoc...

Violently skateboard toward the second floor, attacking any stormtroopers in my path!

Skateboard Combat(4+3=7) vs. Get Out Of The Way(2)

KingMurdoc skates towards the stairs, hitting a stormtrooper in his path as he goes, knocking said stormtrooper to the floor...

Skateboard Impact(10) vs. Resist Damage(

And striking said stormtrooper in the head. The only reason the stormtrooper lived was because of his helmet.

Trip( vs. Don't Get Tripped(9)

And narrowly avoiding getting sent to the floor by _DivideByZero_'s outstretched leg.

Blast whispering with lazers! Take control of tnteys soul and by extension his mind.

Lazer Strike( vs. Precognition Aided Dodge(1+3=4)

AbstractTraitorHero focused his(her?) power into a set of lasers, converging... striking Whisperling.

Lazer Damage(6+6=12) vs. Human Damage Resistance(7)

And a massive burn promptly formed on Whisperling's chest. (-1 to dodge, -2 to chest damage resistance, -2 to willpower)

Soul Control(2+2=4) vs. Resistance(FAIL, MATE)

And on another note, she(he?) seized control of tntey's mind by seizing his soul.

Dodgedodgedodogedodge. And consult the tablet, if that tells me which way to go or something.

"Okay. First of all, you've got the wrench strike--" Dodge. "Next up..." Then the tablet has its screen fizz for a moment. Then giant laser.

Ouch, mate.

Spoiler: A Graphical Representation of the Arena: (click to show/hide)

Floor 1:

OOOSTSOOO
OOWOOOOOO
OOOSSSOOO
OOOOSSOOO
OOOS>OOOO
OOOODKOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OAOOOOOOO

Floor 2:

OOOOHOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOO<OOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO



Key:
O=Floor
O=Mini-Lake Area
H=Hive of Butt-Biters
W=Whisperling
T=tntey
S=Stormtrooper
K=KingMurdoc
D=_DivideByZero_
A=AbstractTraitorHero
>=Up Stairs
<=Down Stairs

Spoiler: _DivideByZero_ (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: Handheld x-ray Machine

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Radiograph of Doom: Using your handheld x-ray machine, you can scan them and give them a lethal diagnosis, which gives them the Incurable Cough of Death trope. Assuming they stay still long enough for you to do effectively, anyway. 5 turn cooldown. And you start play with a handheld x-ray machine.
[Tier 1(MAX), Active]: Pseudo Crisis: As it turns out, the crisis you were just in wasn't actually a problem at all. You instantly resolve one crisis you are currently in when you use this ability. This ability can only be used once, however.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Sorting Algorithm of Evil: When you die, a NPC villain that starts with 5 tropes instead of 3 will appear and try to kill everybody.

Spoiler: KingMurdoc (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: A Skateboard

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Scary Scarecrows: You summon a creepy scarecrow that causes anyone other than you who sees it to roll to resist incredible terror. It disappears at the start of the next turn. 3 turn cooldown.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Mobile Fishbowl: You are a naturally aquatic organism. Thankfully, you have a special helmet that contains water and thus keeps you from drowning in air. Also, you get +4 to aquatic mobility.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Skate Heaven Is A Place On Earth: While you are alive, the arena will be naturally suited for skateboarding, giving everybody who skateboards within it a +3 to their skateboarding roll. And you start play with a skateboard.

Spoiler: Whisperling (click to show/hide)

General Status: Large Laser Burn on Chest(-2 to resist chest damage, -1 to dodge, -2 to willpower)
Inventory: Tablet From The Future

Tropes:
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: The Tape Knew You Would Say That: You are in possession of a tablet computer left to you by your future self, in which your future self recorded information about your immediate future and your fellow competitors. If you don't win, you may cause a time paradox.
[Tier 1, Active]: Ground Pound: You leap into the air and launch yourself downwards at your target. If you hit, you get +3 to damage and your target is stunned for one turn. Can also break through floors. 4 turn cooldown(Cooling down for 3 more turns).
[Tier 1, Active]: "I Am Great!" Song: You(plus your chorus of magical penguins) sing a song about how great you are... which has no benefit other than fueling your narcissism. 5 turn cooldown.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero (click to show/hide)

General Status: Laser Burns(-1 to resist physical damage, -1 to dodge), has control of tntey via his soul.
Inventory: Nothing

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Converging-Stream Weapon: You may generate a number of small lasers that converge into one larger laser which is promptly fired at your target. This attack is so powerful that it gets +6 to damage. 6 turn cooldown(cooling down for 6 more turns).
[Tier 1, Passive]: Not-So-Phony Psychic: You may locate spirits and put them to rest... or rather turn them into bloodthirsty spirit monster things. But you don't know that part.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Soul Power: You have power over spirits/souls. You get +2 to manipulating spirits/souls, and in addition, when you die, you may make a roll to come back as a ghost.

Spoiler: tntey (click to show/hide)

General Status: Healthy
Inventory: A Squad of Stormtroopers(8 Remaining, 1 on floor), Large Wrench, Is Being Soul/Mind Controlled by Abstract

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Wrench Whack: You may use a wrench to whack somebody with an exceptionally powerful strike that has +3 to damage and automatically stuns them for a turn if it hits. 3 turn cooldown(cooling down for 3 more turns). You start play with a large wrench.
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: Weak-Willed: You automatically fail any mind control resistance rolls.
[Tier 1, Passive]: You Are in Command Now: You have been assigned command over a squad of stormtroopers.

Spoiler: the arena (click to show/hide)

Tropes:
[Tier 1, Passive]: Butt Biter: The arena is home to a hive of small lizard creatures that bite the players' buttocks.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Amazon Brigade: If the game has not finished in 10 turns, a brigade of female cyborgs will arrive and try to kill all the players.
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: Scatting: The air is brimming with noise... nonsense vowels, basically. There will be no silence.

((Any questions? Feedback?))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Have tntey tell his stormtroopers that Ath is their new commander then have tntey kill himself by repeatedly bashing himself with his wrench.Order stormtroopers  to finish whisperling off.