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[mainiac]

They aren't oathbreakers though.  If anything the otherbreakers would be the southern states that propelled him in Super Tuesday.  For a hundred and fifty years they had the curse of Davis the oathbreaker but Obama released them from their torment.  Of course the way things are going they might have another round of oathbreaking coming up.  But at least North Carolina gets to be on the loyalist side this time.  Should really speed up the part where we burn Georgia.

[Max™]

It's for the best really, I've been to Georgia.

[Frumple]

Hey now. Fire wouldn't be the way to do it. Lotta' that state is damn beautiful, letting it burn would be a waste of good countryside. You want a plague or somethin' instead. Problem with georgia is what's shacking in it, not the rest of the joint.

And I've got family in georgia. This is a relayed message straight from the source :V

... though in practice it's a somewhat cooler, mildly less swampy (i.e. better) florida with somewhat more inbreeding and... atlanta. Considering that, I suppose fire is as good an option as any. I'll take just about any port available if it means getting rid of atlanta's roadways and the consequences won't deep six my house. The rest of the city can stay, but anything that can fit a human controllable vehicle on it needs to go.

[Rolepgeek]

They aren't oathbreakers though.  If anything the otherbreakers would be the southern states that propelled him in Super Tuesday.  For a hundred and fifty years they had the curse of Davis the oathbreaker but Obama released them from their torment.  Of course the way things are going they might have another round of oathbreaking coming up.  But at least North Carolina gets to be on the loyalist side this time.  Should really speed up the part where we burn Georgia.

I see it as more probable that New York will be the one burning, after the riots start.

[misko27]

Too many police in New York for rioting now. We've got more police in NYC then the FBI has employees, total. They spooky. Do not annoy.

[mainiac]

Oh looks like Jill Stein switch sides.  She is our idiot again.

Does Russia want her back?  Please?!?!?!

[Max™]

Does she know about the creepy guy with the raised eyebrow on her banner?

Sh-should we warn her or something?

[smirk]

Now that is a face with Evil, Scheming Vizier stamped all over it. Probably safe to say at this point that a vote for Stein/Baraka is a vote for Stein's eventual assassination death under "suspicious circumstances".

Please, if you value Jill Stein, do not vote for her.


_{(Guy is apparently a human rights activist from Chicago. He sounds alright from a quick skim of the 'pedia, but I don't have time to read more thoroughly at the moment)}

[smjjames]

Jill Stein literally is praising Vladamir Putin and attending functions with him.  She has never missed a chance to diss Hillary.  The Green Party strategy as near as I can tell is to try to make the democrats lose out of some delusional belief that will help them in 2020.  The Saruman analogy is perfect.

Eh? The heck is she doing sucking up to Putin? That's Trump's schtick.

She also (allegedly) got herself into trouble during a protest at the North Dakota pipeline protest thing by spraypainting some bulldozers or something.

I'd probably have defaulted to Green party as the protest vote, but with Jill being all bonkers and Gary Johnson is just a republican under a different title, I don't know if I will or can vote third party.

I've seriously considered writing in something silly like 'you' for the vote. Though with it looking like it's going to be a close one (we never expected it to develop into a more competitive race did we?) and with Clinton all but absolutely guaranteed to win California (despite Trump saying he's gonna win California. I'd be surprised if he did), I may as well add my infinitestimal* percentage of a drop to her votes in the ocean of voters.

*I'm exaggerating of course. 1 in 300 million is tiny, yes, but not infinitestimal.

[Powder Miner]

>trump says he's gonna win California
hahahahaha

[RedKing]

Hey now. Fire wouldn't be the way to do it. Lotta' that state is damn beautiful, letting it burn would be a waste of good countryside. You want a plague or somethin' instead. Problem with georgia is what's shacking in it, not the rest of the joint.

And I've got family in georgia. This is a relayed message straight from the source :V

... though in practice it's a somewhat cooler, mildly less swampy (i.e. better) florida with somewhat more inbreeding and... atlanta. Considering that, I suppose fire is as good an option as any. I'll take just about any port available if it means getting rid of atlanta's roadways and the consequences won't deep six my house. The rest of the city can stay, but anything that can fit a human controllable vehicle on it needs to go.

Just declare kudzu an endangered species and ban all removal efforts. The Green Death will overtake Georgia (and most of the Southeast) by Christmas. And on the upside, it'll look much nicer on satellite photos than hundreds of miles of burned-out wasteland.

On the downside, OH GOD ITS COMING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS


Besides, Charlotte got a head start on the rioting.
(Fuck...just realized that my SO is headed to Charlotte all weekend for a conference.) 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I actually believe with no hyperbole that if given maximum reach kudzu could render every warm area on the planet uninhabitable. I've seen some shit, man. It never stops. Majestic, ancient trees choked to death under the curling vines...

[smjjames]

>trump says he's gonna win California
hahahahaha

Yeah, I have no clue how he's going to win California. Only plausible reason would be a collapse of democrats going and voting for Clinton because they're 'eh, she's gonna win anyway.'

Still, people should vote for the other stuff too, not just president.

[Starver]

I actually believe with no hyperbole that if given maximum reach kudzu could render every warm area on the planet uninhabitable. I've seen some shit, man. It never stops. Majestic, ancient trees choked to death under the curling vines...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hothouse_(novel)

[Max™]

I was working on a horror/low level superheroes campaign to run for the missus which was to involve investigation of a small town in Mississippi with which contact had been lost. Despite several attempts by unpowered teams to determine why, none had gotten closer than the edges of the kudzu swamping the area. The kudzu itself was of course harmless, but every so often I would have had her making checks to see if she had noticed that some of the mounds and lumps under the kudzu weren't in the same place as they were last time she looked at them, because they were actually the guards for a colony of huge mutated beetles feeding on the kudzu, and supplementing their diet with the remains of the townsfolk and any who wandered in.

For some reason when I started setting up the backstory for her she remembered she had to do literally anything else besides play that game.