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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3990 on: September 12, 2016, 09:50:04 am »

Nah, Clinton will be placed into the Golden Throne, to lead us all as the immortal God-Empress and protect us from the forces of Chaos ISIS Republicans.

At least until the Trump Heresy, where Donald the Orange will lead the BEST Spehss Murrines against her. I mean, the best. You can't even imagine how tough these guys are.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3991 on: September 12, 2016, 09:55:03 am »

...and huhg penises. I guarantee that they are. I mean have.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3992 on: September 12, 2016, 09:59:37 am »

So...the Clinton campaign is confirming that she was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday. And they kept this under wraps until yesterday, hoping that no one would notice. So of course, now it's just fueling the right-wing rumor machine, and you've validated that they were right about at least one thing.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF, DEMOCRATS?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3993 on: September 12, 2016, 10:34:04 am »

We might need an entire new DSM classification to describe Trumpitis.

EDIT: who knows. Maybe it's even airborne. Has anyone ever overlayed a wind pattern map over a Trump voter map?

This is rather vicious and unnecessary.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3994 on: September 12, 2016, 10:36:07 am »

Is the 'Squeeze my fingers as hard as you can' test normally done for patients who apparently have pneumonia? I thought that was a neurological thing?

"Yo Hillary pull my finger lol"
She collapsed soon after.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3995 on: September 12, 2016, 10:58:49 am »

So...the Clinton campaign is confirming that she was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday. And they kept this under wraps until yesterday, hoping that no one would notice. So of course, now it's just fueling the right-wing rumor machine, and you've validated that they were right about at least one thing.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF, DEMOCRATS?
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CNN headline "does Clinton have transparency problem?"

Like really? How the hell did they think that a modern presidential candidate is going to successfully hide pneumonia? If the democrats successfully lose this election, I'm going to strongly suspect that they've been a Trump front this whole time.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3996 on: September 12, 2016, 11:20:04 am »

Upshot is that her pneumonia is eating up all the media attention compared to her "half of all Trump supporters are horrible human beings" gaffe.

Luckily for....someone, Trump is already featuring it in his campaign ads.

We might need an entire new DSM classification to describe Trumpitis.

EDIT: who knows. Maybe it's even airborne. Has anyone ever overlayed a wind pattern map over a Trump voter map?

This is rather vicious and unnecessary.

Oh look it's maniac, the nice guy?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3998 on: September 12, 2016, 11:32:51 am »

Is the 'Squeeze my fingers as hard as you can' test normally done for patients who apparently have pneumonia? I thought that was a neurological thing?

Oh my gosh, one hand in front on another!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3999 on: September 12, 2016, 12:08:06 pm »

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street. (small photo inset in the news article linked).
http://www.volkskrant.nl/buitenland/amerikaanse-media-zijn-eensgezind-longontsteking-funest-voor-imago-clinton~a4375199/
Does Hillary not know that pneumonia is very dangerous for children, or does she know and is she 100% sure the pneumonia is not of the contagious type?
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« Reply #4000 on: September 12, 2016, 12:24:58 pm »

Old Hillary is dead or confined to maximum-security hospital bed, and this is the (next) clone-Hillary?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #4001 on: September 12, 2016, 02:11:36 pm »

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street.

The child is probably safe...Hilary almost definitely made up the pneumonia thing to cover for the fact that she is too old and feeble to stay outdoors on a warm day for more than a few minutes without collapsing.
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« Reply #4002 on: September 12, 2016, 02:21:29 pm »

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street.

The child is probably safe...Hilary almost definitely made up the pneumonia thing to cover for the fact that she is too old and feeble to stay outdoors on a warm day for more than a few minutes without collapsing.
It's possible that I'm wrong, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Hillary has already been outside multiple times this summer.

edit: wait no, this is probably sarcasm. you got me :(
« Last Edit: September 12, 2016, 02:23:20 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #4003 on: September 12, 2016, 02:24:28 pm »

Maybe her sunscreen went out of date and the sun sucked out most of her vampire powers.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #4004 on: September 12, 2016, 02:41:37 pm »

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street. (small photo inset in the news article linked).
http://www.volkskrant.nl/buitenland/amerikaanse-media-zijn-eensgezind-longontsteking-funest-voor-imago-clinton~a4375199/
Does Hillary not know that pneumonia is very dangerous for children, or does she know and is she 100% sure the pneumonia is not of the contagious type?

There is more then one kind of pneumonia.
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