Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[RedKing]

Nah, Clinton will be placed into the Golden Throne, to lead us all as the immortal God-Empress and protect us from the forces of Chaos ISIS Republicans.

At least until the Trump Heresy, where Donald the Orange will lead the BEST Spehss Murrines against her. I mean, the best. You can't even imagine how tough these guys are.

[Starver]

...and huhg penises. I guarantee that they are. I mean have.

[RedKing]

So...the Clinton campaign is confirming that she was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday. And they kept this under wraps until yesterday, hoping that no one would notice. So of course, now it's just fueling the right-wing rumor machine, and you've validated that they were right about at least one thing.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF, DEMOCRATS?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[mainiac]

We might need an entire new DSM classification to describe Trumpitis.

EDIT: who knows. Maybe it's even airborne. Has anyone ever overlayed a wind pattern map over a Trump voter map?

This is rather vicious and unnecessary.

[TempAcc]

Is the 'Squeeze my fingers as hard as you can' test normally done for patients who apparently have pneumonia? I thought that was a neurological thing?

"Yo Hillary pull my finger lol"
She collapsed soon after.

[Strife26]

So...the Clinton campaign is confirming that she was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday. And they kept this under wraps until yesterday, hoping that no one would notice. So of course, now it's just fueling the right-wing rumor machine, and you've validated that they were right about at least one thing.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF, DEMOCRATS?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CNN headline "does Clinton have transparency problem?"

Like really? How the hell did they think that a modern presidential candidate is going to successfully hide pneumonia? If the democrats successfully lose this election, I'm going to strongly suspect that they've been a Trump front this whole time.

[nenjin]

Upshot is that her pneumonia is eating up all the media attention compared to her "half of all Trump supporters are horrible human beings" gaffe.

Luckily for....someone, Trump is already featuring it in his campaign ads.

We might need an entire new DSM classification to describe Trumpitis.

EDIT: who knows. Maybe it's even airborne. Has anyone ever overlayed a wind pattern map over a Trump voter map?

This is rather vicious and unnecessary.

Oh look it's maniac, the nice guy?

[Guardian G.I.]

In light of Hillary's pneumonia, this should be her campaign's music theme.

[Sheb]

Is the 'Squeeze my fingers as hard as you can' test normally done for patients who apparently have pneumonia? I thought that was a neurological thing?

Oh my gosh, one hand in front on another!

[martinuzz]

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street. (small photo inset in the news article linked).
http://www.volkskrant.nl/buitenland/amerikaanse-media-zijn-eensgezind-longontsteking-funest-voor-imago-clinton~a4375199/
Does Hillary not know that pneumonia is very dangerous for children, or does she know and is she 100% sure the pneumonia is not of the contagious type?

[Starver]

Old Hillary is dead or confined to maximum-security hospital bed, and this is the (next) clone-Hillary?

[Folly]

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street.

The child is probably safe...Hilary almost definitely made up the pneumonia thing to cover for the fact that she is too old and feeble to stay outdoors on a warm day for more than a few minutes without collapsing.

[Elephant Parade]

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street.

The child is probably safe...Hilary almost definitely made up the pneumonia thing to cover for the fact that she is too old and feeble to stay outdoors on a warm day for more than a few minutes without collapsing.

It's possible that I'm wrong, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Hillary has already been outside multiple times this summer.

edit: wait no, this is probably sarcasm. you got me

[TempAcc]

Maybe her sunscreen went out of date and the sun sucked out most of her vampire powers.

[mainiac]

Well I hope she's no longer contagious. She was photographed 1.5h after the incident, greeting a child in the street. (small photo inset in the news article linked).
http://www.volkskrant.nl/buitenland/amerikaanse-media-zijn-eensgezind-longontsteking-funest-voor-imago-clinton~a4375199/
Does Hillary not know that pneumonia is very dangerous for children, or does she know and is she 100% sure the pneumonia is not of the contagious type?

There is more then one kind of pneumonia.