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[Sprin]

EU prepares for war with the US, as Guy Verhofstad called the inauguation speech 'hostile', and the german vice-chancellor called it 'nationalist' and a threat.
If it resuslt in me being drafted into the army and coming to kill all of you and your families, please know it's nothing personal.

Thats a bit over dramatic.

[ChairmanPoo]

EU prepares for war with the US, as Guy Verhofstad called the inauguation speech 'hostile', and the german vice-chancellor called it 'nationalist' and a threat.
If it resuslt in me being drafted into the army and coming to kill all of you and your families, please know it's nothing personal.

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen..."

[Spehss _]

EU prepares for war with the US, as Guy Verhofstad called the inauguation speech 'hostile', and the german vice-chancellor called it 'nationalist' and a threat.
If it resuslt in me being drafted into the army and coming to kill all of you and your families, please know it's nothing personal.

What? This is a shitpost, right?

EU isn't seriously considering going to war over a speech, right?

[martinuzz]

EU prepares for war with the US, as Guy Verhofstad called the inauguation speech 'hostile', and the german vice-chancellor called it 'nationalist' and a threat.
If it resuslt in me being drafted into the army and coming to kill all of you and your families, please know it's nothing personal.

What? This is a shitpost, right?

EU isn't seriously considering going to war over a speech, right?

Gods. Why do people take me seriously when I post obvious absurdism

[smjjames]

EU prepares for war with the US, as Guy Verhofstad called the inauguation speech 'hostile', and the german vice-chancellor called it 'nationalist' and a threat.
If it resuslt in me being drafted into the army and coming to kill all of you and your families, please know it's nothing personal.

What? This is a shitpost, right?

EU isn't seriously considering going to war over a speech, right?

Gods. Why do people take me seriously when I post obvious absurdism

Because you don't use the /s tag? Obvious absurdism may not be obvious to others, due to how difficult tone moves accross the net.

[Loud Whispers]

EU prepares for war with the US, as Guy Verhofstad called the inauguation speech 'hostile', and the german vice-chancellor called it 'nationalist' and a threat.
If it resuslt in me being drafted into the army and coming to kill all of you and your families, please know it's nothing personal.

What? This is a shitpost, right?

EU isn't seriously considering going to war over a speech, right?

Obviously, EU would get rekt so no

[Spehss _]

Gods. Why do people take me seriously when I post obvious absurdism

2016 was so crazy I'd believe anything now. Poe's law is dead, we killed it.

[Loud Whispers]

I...

I...fucking...2016....

The...the goddamn....

Doctor....Pavel....I'm......I'm...CIA....

tfw the most powerful man in the world is irl baneposting
memes control the future
memifest destiny

Also in other news, I absolutely lol'd when I read this fantastic short story written by a 14 y/o about a dystopian world where a totalitarian government experimented on children for chemical research. It was led by none other than DONALD TRUMP (written in bold, capital letters). It was a really good story, and also got me thinking - is Trump so terrifying, that he has even become a bogeyman across the Atlantic ocean? It seems so. Americans, tone down the edginess, you're scaring the children

[martinuzz]

I...

I...fucking...2016....

The...the goddamn....

Doctor....Pavel....I'm......I'm...CIA....

tfw the most powerful man in the world is irl baneposting
memes control the future
memifest destiny

Also in other news, I absolutely lol'd when I read this fantastic short story written by a 14 y/o about a dystopian world where a totalitarian government experimented on children for chemical research. It was led by none other than DONALD TRUMP (written in bold, capital letters). It was a really good story, and also got me thinking - is Trump so terrifying, that he has even become a bogeyman across the Atlantic ocean? It seems so. Americans, tone down the edginess, you're scaring the children

If you quickly cancel the Brexit, UK can join the EU in the war against Trumpism. Think of the children!

[Flying Dice]

I...

I...fucking...2016....

The...the goddamn....

Doctor....Pavel....I'm......I'm...CIA....

tfw the most powerful man in the world is irl baneposting
memes control the future
memifest destiny

Also in other news, I absolutely lol'd when I read this fantastic short story written by a 14 y/o about a dystopian world where a totalitarian government experimented on children for chemical research. It was led by none other than DONALD TRUMP (written in bold, capital letters). It was a really good story, and also got me thinking - is Trump so terrifying, that he has even become a bogeyman across the Atlantic ocean? It seems so. Americans, tone down the edginess, you're scaring the children

america_irl.mp4

[ChairmanPoo]

I...

I...fucking...2016....

The...the goddamn....

Doctor....Pavel....I'm......I'm...CIA....

tfw the most powerful man in the world is irl baneposting
memes control the future
memifest destiny

Also in other news, I absolutely lol'd when I read this fantastic short story written by a 14 y/o about a dystopian world where a totalitarian government experimented on children for chemical research. It was led by none other than DONALD TRUMP (written in bold, capital letters). It was a really good story, and also got me thinking - is Trump so terrifying, that he has even become a bogeyman across the Atlantic ocean? It seems so. Americans, tone down the edginess, you're scaring the children

If you quickly cancel the Brexit, UK can join the EU in the war against Trumpism. Think of the children!

fuck that. As far as I'm concerned they have lost the chance to recover the Thirteen colonies. We will give their share to someone else... like Andorra. Or Belarus. Dunno, we'll figure it out on the fly

[Loud Whispers]

If you quickly cancel the Brexit, UK can join the EU in the war against Trumpism. Think of the children!

WWI the UK allied with USA against Germany
WWII the UK allied with USA against Germany
WWIII the Airstrip 1 allies with Eastasia against Eurasia

america_irl.mp4

GOP.mov

[MrRoboto75]

tfw the most powerful man in the world is irl baneposting

"So what's your next big move?"

"Crashing this country

with NO SURVIVORS"

[Loud Whispers]

"So what's your next big move?"

u tried

In other news, after working to stop Trump's campaign in protest of his wall policy, Mark Zuckerberg is suing hundreds of Hawaiin families, forcing them to sell their homeland so that he can build a giant wall around his private estate all for himself
>trusting oligarchs
>ever

[Lord Shonus]

A cursory read of even that heavily-biased article makes it quite plain that the legal action is intended to clear up the very murky ownership status of the land. Due to an 19th century law establishing ownership of plots of land that have become ever more divided over time and nobody, including most of the current owners, has a clue who has the land rights. Nobody is being evicted, and the only result will be clearing up of paperwork and quite a few people getting money for land they didn't know they had.