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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2016, 03:31:05 pm »
1.
It crashes into earth, causing earth to collapse inward from the massive amount of added mass. (what is it with my things and 1s i will roll until i get something  NOT one nrxt tim)
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Nakéen

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2016, 03:37:43 pm »
Quote from: MoonyTheHuman on June 03, 2016, 03:31:05 pm
...i will roll until i get something  NOT one nrxt tim..

[1] You swear you will keep rolling until you get something different from a [1]. You roll. And roll. And roll again.
Hours pass. Days go by. Months fly by. Years vanish from your grasp.
And you still roll [1] and [1] and [1]...

Before you know it, you are a shriveled corpse, not even looking like a human anymore.

You roll one last time...

And a [1].

And you realize a terrible thing.

Your dice.

All the faces were [1]s.

And you die.

I bury the remains of MoonyTheHuman, and write an epitaph saying :
"He longed for no one
Yet his dice
Were only one
How nice
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #47 on: June 03, 2016, 03:40:16 pm »
Quote from: Nakéen on June 03, 2016, 03:37:43 pm
I bury the remains of MoonyTheHuman, and write an epitaph saying :
"He longed for no one
Yet his dice
Were only one
How nice
[5] Your epitaph is widely considered a poetic masterpiece; millions of tourists visit its grave every day.

Deface the grave.
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Nakéen

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2016, 03:44:11 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on June 03, 2016, 03:40:16 pm
Quote from: Nakéen on June 03, 2016, 03:37:43 pm
I bury the remains of MoonyTheHuman, and write an epitaph saying :
"He longed for no one
Yet his dice
Were only one
How nice
[5] Your epitaph is widely considered a poetic masterpiece; millions of tourists visit its grave every day.

Deface the grave.
[5] You deface the grave, by removing the epitaph and writing an even better epitaph instead.
It is actually so great, that it is elected 1st Wonder of the World ! The grave becomes the first tourist destination across the world, as the mysterious epitaph is said to bring enlightenment to those who would decipher it.

I attempt to decipher the new epitaph.
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #49 on: June 03, 2016, 04:20:05 pm »
(1) You look at it. Oh, a square circle! Your mind breaks. You are now insane.

I attempt to cure Nakeen's sanity.

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A Thousand Treasures (And You).

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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #50 on: June 03, 2016, 04:24:51 pm »
[6] You cure it... in the wrong direction, he is now even more insane.
Attempt revive
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Nakéen

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #51 on: June 03, 2016, 04:29:49 pm »
[6] Making a pact with your demons, you revive into the mortal world !...

...As a dog !

Be insane. Ask this funny dog to pet me and to dance with me.

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« Last Edit: June 03, 2016, 04:36:18 pm by Nakéen »
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #52 on: June 03, 2016, 04:39:35 pm »
[5] You act insane enough to start a cult worshipping the dog, with you as their leader. You even gain insanity powers!

I "Inspire" Nakeen to focus on the YAAM turn instead of all four other RTDs he has started!
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #53 on: June 03, 2016, 06:52:30 pm »
Quote from: Nakéen on June 03, 2016, 04:29:49 pm
[6] Making a pact with your demons, you revive into the mortal world !...

...As a dog !

Be insane. Ask this funny dog to pet me and to dance with me.

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what kind of dog?
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Nakéen

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2016, 07:06:27 pm »
Quote from: Dustan Hache on June 03, 2016, 04:39:35 pm
[5] You act insane enough to start a cult worshipping the dog, with you as their leader. You even gain insanity powers!

I "Inspire" Nakeen to focus on the YAAM turn instead of all four other RTDs he has started!
[6] You inspire Nakéen so much that he immediately begin to work on the next turn ! He writes and rolls furiously, hellbent on finishing the turn. But he overworks himself in the process, falls sick, loses his pet fish, swallows a fishbone, and steps on a lego block. With his life now ruined, he enters a deep depression...

...right after posting the finished and last turn of course !

Quote from: MoonyTheHuman on June 03, 2016, 06:52:30 pm
what kind of dog?
I post no action, and instead propose that the next roller rolls for the dog species :
1: Chihuahua
2: Teckel
3: Bichon
4: Bulldog
5: Doge Shiba
6: German Shepherd
« Last Edit: June 03, 2016, 07:40:27 pm by Nakéen »
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Elephant Parade

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« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2016, 07:36:01 pm »
[1] It is a chihuahua.

I attempt to become a conjurer.
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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2016, 11:33:03 pm »
daww, make it a corgi, pls
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[6] Yoou turn yourself into a single celled organizm during our success
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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2016, 11:42:08 pm »
turn self into corgi
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Nakéen

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« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2016, 01:31:23 pm »
[3] You turn into a corgi-chihuahua hybrid. You are an abomination to the eyes of all.

I sip a cup of tea.
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MoonyTheHuman

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2016, 08:23:25 pm »
[6] You are what you eat!
i wish to become a corgi
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