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[Nakéen]

Roll for the user above you using a d6 and interpret the result, then post an action. Rinse and repeat.

Friendly reminder :
[1] : Epic Fail
[2] : Failure
[3] : Partial Success
[4] : Success
[5] : Epic Success
[6] : Overshot

Let's inaugurate :

I am the informative Top Block text, having rolled a 1.

[5] Having rolled a [1], you became the Top Block Text. You initially cursed your affliction, being forever bound to the Top Block to the eyes of all Rollers. But unbeknownst to all, this position allowed you to gather the power of all the RTD threads, dead, born and reborn, to finally attain a power above GMhood itself.
The mystic prophecy foretelling your return among mortals is coming closer. Soon, you shall be reborn and make the Universe yours.

My action will be :
I combine two wooden sticks.

[Fniff]

[3] You attach two sticks to one another. You end up with less stick, but at least they're connected to each other now.
I try to score some drugs.

[FallacyofUrist]

(2) You try. And you fail. They all cost too much.

I try to raise an undead horde.

[Nakéen]

[1] You try to do so using the "Necromancer's Guide to Undead Domination for Beginners". But you were too pour to afford it so you downloaded a PDF online. Turns out the book was a catalyst required for beginners.
Casting the spell without it, it backfires and kill you, raising you as an undead.

I try to strike down Undead-FallacyofUrist with my connected less-stick.

[Elephant Parade]

[5] Apparently, sticks are really holy; one strike of the stick annihilates him!

I try to found the Church of the Stick.

[chaotic skies]

[6] You begin to create your Church, but then attempt to build it too big, too quickly, leading to a church that is half completed and totally empty.

I try to re-found the Church of the Stick

[AoshimaMichio]

[2] You lack resources and motivation to do that.

I jump on the bandwagon.

[Yoink]

[2] It's moving much too fast, you chase after it for a bit but it shortly escapes you, speeding down the path into the distance.

I attempt to mow down some pedestrians with my high-speed bandwagon!

[Nakéen]

[6] Indeed, the high-speed bandwagon is moving too fast ! Impossibly fast ! You mow down one pedestrian, then ten, then a hundred, and then a thousand. It doesn't stop and neither your acceleration does !
Accelerating to insane speeds, you get closer and closer to the speed of light, eventually breaking the laws of physic and traveling back in time ! Time being the troll we all know, you exit the time portal just in front of your past self before you entered the bandwagon, mowing your past self down.

I attempt to get off the bandwagon !

[AoshimaMichio]

[4] You jump off the high-speed bandwagon and roll on asphalt few times before coming stop. This gained you few scrapes, but it's nothing to worry about.

I erect an immovable obstacle for the bandwagon, so it too have to stop.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

[4] You mange to do so and the bandwagon instantly stops

Take apart the bandwagon for parts

[killerhellhound]

[6] You rapidly rip apart the bandwagon and lay the parts down looking at them

they are meant to be at right angles right? cause they are.

[LordBrassroast]

[5] They are at perfect right angles. Like seriously perfect. God could not make more accurate angles.

I attempt to become God.

[Dustan Hache]

[4] You become a Demigod, since immortality is still out of your reach.

I attempt to build a Wonder and win the game!

[Nakéen]

[5] You build the Taj Mahal in New York, an audacious strategic move your opponents never saw coming ! You win the game and your opponents rage quit out of spite. Victory is as delicious as ever.

I attempt to strike down Demi god LordBrassroast with my Holy Less-Stick !