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[TheBiggerFish]

Exploding Kittens has one hit point.  You can't have a tenth of that.

[Shadestyle]

And 1 point in health is 1/10 of that.

Outside of Exploding Kittens mirror matches, you have 10 Health, and in Exploding Kittens, I would be so gracious to round up 1/10 to 1.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Okay, I think I finished Kisa's mechanics as to make up for her ridiculously Glass Cannon-y nature and make her more of a 'lololololol stealin' ur monsters' person in combat.

[Nakéen]

Cats have nine lives no ? So you have 9 hit points. Simple !

[TheBiggerFish]

Cats have nine lives no ? So you have 9 hit points. Simple !

But mostly I'm trying to say that that's not how the game works.

She shouldn't be tracking HP at all, because attacks are about drawing cards.  And you lose when you explode.  You don't take 'damage'.

[Nakéen]

Adapt the game to the RP, not the RP to the game. Seriously, if I went by a straight interpretation of Tamagotchi, Kisa would be even MORE useless than Cina.

As I fly over the rules of Exploding Kittens, you lose because you take an explosive furball in the face.

Mmh. When considering the artwork of the cards, that kitten must have been fed something highly illegal and stolen to a secret military complex.

So I come to the conclusion that you, in fact, do not have 1 Hit point ! It's just that the explosion is so strong you are atomized into star dust, you actually have more or less hit points depending on your physical composition.

edit: That furcker is eating dynamite. And more.

[TheBiggerFish]

@Nakéen:But it's not tracked.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

@Nakéen:But it's not tracked.

but it is with the more generalised system this game provides because of the health stat

[IamanElfCollaborator]

@Nakéen:But it's not tracked.

sucks to be you
it is now

[TheBiggerFish]

@Nakéen:But it's not tracked.

but it is with the more generalised system this game provides because of the health stat

But attacking in Exploding Kittens is about making the opponent take more turns, so there is an existing RAW that should be interpreted.

[Shadestyle]

Consider the following, How does the opponent win, also, the games are real, so what happens when you got hit with a good old fashioned pyroblast? Nothing?

Nah.

If you get that cat out, all enemies basically lose, and that is ALREADY stupid.

[TheBiggerFish]

The opponent wins the same way Cina would.

If Cina draws an exploding kitten without a Defuse, she's out.  (Also, it only takes out one person.)

In this case, the enemy has to draw more cards.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

The opponent wins the same way Cina would.

If Cina draws an exploding kitten without a Defuse, she's out.

or she gets chunks blasted out of her and bleeds to death

because im pretty sure thats a thing too

[IcyTea31]

"Your opponent strikes you for 3 damage. Draw 3 cards."

Or something like that. The rules of the two games are supposed to mix and match as well as they can, so we should cross each particular bridge of the near-infinite amount of game combinations when we come to them.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Your opponent strikes you for 3 damage. Draw 3 cards."

Or something like that. The rules of the two games are supposed to mix and match as well as they can, so we should cross each particular bridge of the near-infinite amount of game combinations when we come to them.

EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN ADVOCATING.

The opponent wins the same way Cina would.

If Cina draws an exploding kitten without a Defuse, she's out.

or she gets chunks blasted out of her and bleeds to death

because im pretty sure thats a thing too

I think that for the purposes of the game, all kittens are armed with knockout grenades only.