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[Urist McScoopbeard]

WELCOME TO ENDLESS STREAM OF HATE, KHORNE'S COFFEE SHOP OF CHOICE FOUR MILLENIUMS RUNNING!!! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER!?!? *Chainsword Noises*

[Flying Carcass]

There's no coffee in this coffee, only blood!

[Egan_BW]

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT GOOD

[umiman]

I was thinking Endless Stream of Hate sounds more like a urinary tract infection.

[Egan_BW]

Where do you think the bloodcoffee comes from?

[umiman]

Where do you think the bloodcoffee comes from?

I'm sorry. I thought this was a Khorne cafe. Not Slaanesh's House of Amusements.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

[souls only; cash, credit not accepted]

[Egan_BW]

Where do you think the bloodcoffee comes from?

I'm sorry. I thought this was a Khorne cafe. Not Slaanesh's House of Amusements.

Blood comes from inside the body. It's a body fluid. You can't go assuming it's slaaneshi just because it's about bodily fluids. >:|

[Jopax]

Skulls for the skull throne, body fluids for the body fluid god!

Doesn't have the same ring to it, y'know?

[Hanzoku]

WELCOME TO ENDLESS STREAM OF HATE, KHORNE'S COFFEE SHOP OF CHOICE FOUR MILLENIUMS RUNNING!!! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER!?!? *Chainsword Noises*

I'm taking it Kharn is the chain's main supplier of blood for the beverages? What a swell guy, that Kharn.

[Folly]

Game is out. Reviews are in. They're pretty overwhelmingly negative.

[Jopax]

As TB put it in his stream. It's not neccessarily a bad game, but compared to previous DoW titles you have zero reason to get it because it does nothing better than them. Plus the features seem to be barebones (like, only 3 1v1 MP maps exist right now it seems) and it's saddled with the same shit unlock system from CoH2.

[Shadowgandor]

I've bought and played this game for a couple of hours. For now, I'm actually liking it quite a bit. It's more similar to Dawn of War 1 than Dawn of War 2, yet designed more around competitive matches. It's fun, but if you're looking for an RTS where you're turtling like hell and loving it, this is not for you. You're meant to play effectively and aggressively and not doing this will cause you to lose.

[Aklyon]

I've bought and played this game for a couple of hours. For now, I'm actually liking it quite a bit. It's more similar to Dawn of War 1 than Dawn of War 2, yet designed more around competitive matches. It's fun, but if you're looking for an RTS where you're turtling like hell and loving it, this is not for you. You're meant to play effectively and aggressively and not doing this will cause you to lose.

So they're trying to make a starcraft?

[Shadowgandor]

I've bought and played this game for a couple of hours. For now, I'm actually liking it quite a bit. It's more similar to Dawn of War 1 than Dawn of War 2, yet designed more around competitive matches. It's fun, but if you're looking for an RTS where you're turtling like hell and loving it, this is not for you. You're meant to play effectively and aggressively and not doing this will cause you to lose.

So they're trying to make a starcraft?

Yes, but even faster. There are no defensive buildings and all factions have some way of pushing towards the enemy (Eldar can teleport using webgates, Orcs can use scrap left behind in battles to build new vehicles and Space Marines have Drop Pods).


Also, the unlocking requirements are quite easy. I'm halfway through the campaign and already have enough points to unlock basically every unit I want. Finishing a mission also gives lootbox like items which might contain the locked Doctrine of any elite unit you had in your mission.