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[Nakéen]

>"Maybe Samuel heard of something. Oh, and what have you been up to in your fortress Arken ?"

[Bluexdog]

"Come my creation lets get out of here and find a nice cave"

Find a cave far away

[TheBiggerFish]

<I've gotten it airborne and sentient, for starters.  Also it apparently existed since the start of the world, or at least, as far back as this orb goes.>

[Nakéen]

>"Hey neat ! I did the same with my old house, now it's a flying villa complete with a forcefield. I'm intending to fill it with maid and butlers, it's kinda lonely up there. What about you, are you alone ?"

[TheBiggerFish]

<I've got some.  I'm waiting for a pair of sixes to come up.>

[AoshimaMichio]

The [6] for their body and physical aptitudes. The [5] for their soul and knowledge.

No can do. First comes body, then soul.

[Nakéen]

The [6] for their body and physical aptitudes. The [5] for their soul and knowledge.

No can do. First comes body, then soul.

Okay, changing that accordingly.

[Ozarck]

return the lopsided cube f cool wood to it's upright direction, but turned so the 'moving' side is facing away from myself. I mean, that shold be easy enough. Even if I can't turn it, I can move around it. Also, how big is it?

Feel next die. One. I don't want to attempt a communicate spell, lest i end up mute as well. Nor a move spell, lest I end up immobile, nor a summon spell, lest I end up eaten. Nor a 'gain information spell, lest I end up stupid(er). I guess I'll cast 'create comfy chair.'

"Here goes something awful ..."

[AoshimaMichio]

Still panting from the shock, Soleus thanks Tec swift action.

"Great job Tec, sorry for your brand new wing though..."

He doesn't know if the golem can understand gratitude, but the golem deserves it. He probably saved his and Anna lives.

Speaking of Anna, carry her to a room so that she can rest.

Contacting other mages of the conference, Soleus said :
"One of my Dices vanished again, after I summoned a delicious and murderous lie of a cake. With a 1 of course."

Then, realizing he and Anna feel alone in this huge villa for themselves, Soleus decided to fiddle with life creation once more. Considering his experiences, only life creation brought him joy.

Use the two following dice rolls to create a group of maid+butler that will live with us in the villa. Just enough for the villa not to be cluttered, as I guess we have enough room for more than two people.
An even distribution of male/female.
They should be "humans" as in like Anna.
They should be far more capable than the average human, preferably with different fields of expertise. At least one battle-ready butler/maid, ready to protect our home.

Tec most likely doesn't understand gratitude. After all, it is only animated piece of steel, now also part flesh.

Anna doesn't oppose your princess carry at all, even if she doesn't look particularly tired. She happily takes the opportunity to snuggle with your mane. You carry her to sofa and sit down there, Anna on your lap.

I suppose your villa is big enough to host few more people. Let's say four.
5. 6. Two men and women appears in front of you, first their bones condensing from air, then flesh and bone swirling into existance, and finally their clothes. Their physique is same perfect quality as Anna's, but from their facial expressions you can tell they are... a little different. The first man is black haired lean young fellow with beastly grin. He's almost openly leering after Anna and the maids. The second person is a huge man sporting long blonde hair and big manly braided beard. Easily over two meters tall and very muscular. He looks around with certain contempt in his eyes. Clearly your place doesn't fullfill his standards.
Third one is a woman with short brown hair and wide shoulders. Beautiful as she is, her more or less permanent frown makes her less attractive. They way she looks over you, Anna, others and her dress, it makes you feel as if she hates everything. Last person is relatively normal woman in terms of expressions. She studies her surroundings with curious smile, twisting her ginger hair in curls. However as soon as she opens her mouth your illusions of any "normalcy" is shattered.

"What a shitty shack. Are you making me live in this hovel? Can't believe your guts."
"I agree. Quality of decorations are substandard. Not enough treasures and trophies. Not worthy for master to live in." says the big man.
"What you are talking about, we have plenty of classy decorations here. Look: one, two, three. See?" Says the young man pointing each of the women in present. "Well, drapes need some work but-" His sentence is cut in half because the big guy swings his arm suprisingly fast and sends younger one flying with back of his fist. "Show some respect."

The last person stands silently like a statue staring straight ahead, barely held anger and hate written on her face. Her fists are clenched and knuckles white.

<That's not good at all.>

<Say...Has anyone heard of a fortress that existed at the beginning of time?>

Can we maybe be less creepy-intimidating and more, like, regal-intimidating, statues of knights and stuff?  (That's magic by the way.)

4. Statues meld into new less creepy human forms. Helmets still tend to have horns, pauldrons spiky, and weapons painful looking.

"Hey, you could have asked me first!"

"Come my creation lets get out of here and find a nice cave"

Find a cave far away

"Okay."

[2] This is rather flat land around here. Caves are non existant, and best you can find in terms of privacy is shallow vale behind low hills.

return the lopsided cube f cool wood to it's upright direction, but turned so the 'moving' side is facing away from myself. I mean, that shold be easy enough. Even if I can't turn it, I can move around it. Also, how big is it?

Feel next die. One. I don't want to attempt a communicate spell, lest i end up mute as well. Nor a move spell, lest I end up immobile, nor a summon spell, lest I end up eaten. Nor a 'gain information spell, lest I end up stupid(er). I guess I'll cast 'create comfy chair.'

"Here goes something awful ..."

Yeah, pretty easy. Catching it when you can't see its size or shape is much harder, but you manage it. Roughly 40 cm at widest.

1. A blast of movement overwhelms your senses as something appears. After initial shock you are pleased to know it doesn't move more than that.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 1 2 3 1 6 1 6 3 1
Body:
Echantments:
  Aura of strength
  Magiphone with mommy
Artifacts of power:
  Locket of Subjective Truth
House:
Followers:
Other:
  -Basic travel gear
  -Woodcutters axe
  -Two big kithcen knives
  -Some food
  Some jewelry 
  Dressed for party
  In coastal city
    Cover story provided
    Escort of Eleanora Beaumann
    Party   

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 1 1 2 2 2 3 3 5 4 4
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  Scaled man
    Soulless
Other:

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 2 6 5 2 2 4 1 2
Body:
  Muddy
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
  The Cake
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler
    Young pervert butler
    Foul mouther maid
    Silent statue maid
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Traces of violence on throat
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Skeletal structure
    Left wing transformed
      Fleshy right arm of ape
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 3 3 3 4 3 ? ? ? ?
Body:
  Long ears with tuft
  Eyes popped: Blind
  Eardrums popped: Deaf
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Limited Extrasensory Awareness of Change
Artifacts of power:
  Something boxy and "moving"
The camp:
  Food reserves: sausages and cinnamon rolls
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
  Wooden bone throne
    Bejeweled golden goblet
  One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
  Long drinking straw: Blocked
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Something

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 1 6 3 6 1 4 1 1 2 2 5
Body:
  Sand in pants
  Coated in blood and ink
  Something lost
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Healing [6]
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
  Potion of Firebreath [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something's missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes 

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 3 6 6 3 3 5 3 6
Body:
  Bitten by feather hat
  Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
  Personal teleportation bracelet
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
    Gargoyle avatar
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
Followers:
  New species: Laudata
    Firstborn
    Minor arachnophobia
    5 giant demon wolf golems
    Personal teleportation bracelet
  Swarm of stone spider golems
Other:
  Well prepared for travel 
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Pair of lead chunks
  Funny wooden wheel
  Perfectly generic ladle
  Copper bowl for scrying orb

[Nakéen]

((How strange... I wonder what happened for a future dice to turn into a 2...
Also, my house turned into a session of Maid RPG. YES))
"ENOUGH !" shouts Soleus with an authoritative voice.

"I know this place isn't perfect, but this is all we have for the moment. Furthermore you shouldn't underestimate the true nature of this place.
I am Soleus Arendar, master of this villa and the one who called you to my side. Would you all kindly introduce yourself before making a fuss ?"

Use my presumed authority to make them calm down and introduce themselves. Show them the place around, including the command room and the garden. ((If they obey me without a dice roll is up to you now))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Give the enthralling tale!

[TheBiggerFish]

"I did, you said otherwise."

Summon magic brooms for the fortress to sweep up with.

[Whisperling]

Summon some coal.

[Ozarck]

Dominic casts Identify object on the lopsided cube, then identify object on the other thing he summoned, then identify location, then heal eyes and ears.

[AoshimaMichio]

((How strange... I wonder what happened for a future dice to turn into a 2...
Also, my house turned into a session of Maid RPG. YES))
"ENOUGH !" shouts Soleus with an authoritative voice.

"I know this place isn't perfect, but this is all we have for the moment. Furthermore you shouldn't underestimate the true nature of this place.
I am Soleus Arendar, master of this villa and the one who called you to my side. Would you all kindly introduce yourself before making a fuss ?"

Use my presumed authority to make them calm down and introduce themselves. Show them the place around, including the command room and the garden. ((If they obey me without a dice roll is up to you now))

No worries, they were made to serve.

The big man bows. "Joshua Higgs at your service."
The young pervert stands up holding his jaw. "Brian Klein, ready to serve." he mumbles.
"Noel Peck." Says the foul mouthed one. "Master." she reluctantly adds.
"MARIE CONLEY SIR!" Shouts the last one. She appears considerably less angry now.

Tour around the house goes nicely. Higgs finds command room and its capabilities enthralling, while Klein grades your kitchen to one star. Peck and Conley don't show much reaction to anything, though latter keeps eye on Tec.

What is this garden you are talking about? Is it perhaps where Tec dumped the cake? Where that huge tree is apparently growing? The one that wasn't there a minute ago?

Give the enthralling tale!

The tale you tell is this. In this tale you are an investigator investigating series of mysterious accidents in some far away town. Your investigations leads you into thrilling chase of clues, a brief romance with mayor's neglected wife and eventual duel between you and mysterious stranger who you reveal to be the mayor, an agent working for Arkea. True mastermind behind his trechery barely escapes from your clever trap, and you are forced to acknowledge him as your arch enemy because of later encounters with him, but those stories are confidential. It would spell troubles for you if you told about those.

People are really paying attention on you now. It is rare to have imperial investigator in parties like this. "Is your arch nemesis in the city now?" "Did your job bring you into the city, or are in vacation right now?" "Would you like to pay a visit to my party on next week?" "Could you visit my office later today?"

"I did, you said otherwise."

Summon magic brooms for the fortress to sweep up with.

3. A pair of rather normal brooms manifest themselves.

"So, what you want to do with the skeletons?"

Summon some coal.

1. Stone tiles under your feet turns black. Then it ignites. A stream of flames bursts high burning off your eyebrows and hair and setting your clothes on fire. You are now standing in a big and very hot camp fire. Better do something about it. Quickly.

Dominic casts Identify object on the lopsided cube, then identify object on the other thing he summoned, then identify location, then heal eyes and ears.

3. A rather vague concept pops into your mind. Something about "doom" and "box"? Maybe?

3. Next spell is about of same. Iron? Bed?

3. "Identify location" tells something about precious metals, beach and fangs.

4. Finally getting to good spells. Your lost senses return back and you instantly regret healing your ears. Deafening screech threatens to destroy your eardrums again. It is coming from that doombox.
[5] You manage cover your ears and withstand the noise enough to look around. The doombox thingy is much like your touch told you. Lopsided box of very smooth wood. Surfaces you see have all nested black rings painted on. The second thing you summoned is not a bed, but a box on legs. Long and large enough for human fit inside, securely locked from outside. It has a fire pit underneath, clearly for warming the box up to very uncomfortable temperatures. Behind trees you see a lonely jagged mountain and something very, very large floating in the air.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 1 2 3 1 6 1 6 3 1
Body:
Echantments:
  Aura of strength
  Magiphone with mommy
Artifacts of power:
  Locket of Subjective Truth
House:
Followers:
Other:
  -Basic travel gear
  -Woodcutters axe
  -Two big kithcen knives
  -Some food
  Some jewelry 
  Dressed for party
  In coastal city
    Cover story provided
    Escort of Eleanora Beaumann
    Party
    Legend of imperial investigator

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 1 1 2 2 2 3 3 5 4 4
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  Scaled man
    Soulless
Other:

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 2 6 5 2 2 4 1 2
Body:
  Muddy
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
  The Cake
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Traces of violence on throat
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Skeletal structure
    Left wing transformed
      Fleshy right arm of ape
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 3 6 4 2 4 1 3 5 2
Body:
  Long ears with tuft
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Limited Extrasensory Awareness of Change
Artifacts of power:
  "Doombox": Very, very loud.
The camp:
  Food reserves: sausages and cinnamon rolls
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
  Wooden bone throne
    Bejeweled golden goblet
  One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
  Long drinking straw: Blocked
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  "Iron bed"

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 6 3 6 1 4 1 1 2 2 5 4
Body:
  Sand in pants
  Coated in blood and ink
  Something lost
  Eyebrows and hair burned off
  ON FIRE
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Healing [6]
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
  Potion of Firebreath [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something's missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes 

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 6 6 3 3 5 3 6 3
Body:
  Bitten by feather hat
  Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
  Personal teleportation bracelet
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
    Gargoyle avatar
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
Followers:
  New species: Laudata
    Firstborn
    Minor arachnophobia
    5 giant demon wolf golems
    Personal teleportation bracelet
  Swarm of stone spider golems
Other:
  Well prepared for travel 
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Pair of lead chunks
  Funny wooden wheel
  Perfectly generic ladle
  Copper bowl for scrying orb