Turn 1Kobosh looks quickly around to make sure the party does not seem to be observed. If not, he rolls about on the floor for a few seconds to remove some of the slime.
"Right. Let's go then, if no one else thought to bring a map either?"
Sniff the air and try to see if I smell the direction of the artifact.
[3] - A quick scan of your surroundings indicates to you that you’re not being observed. Which is great, because it gives you time to quickly roll off some of this slime. Now, no one will take embarrassing pictures of you rolling around on the ground in a silly manner.
On the plus side, you are no longer covered in slime.
Do a backflip then follow the other's.
[1] - For reasons you can’t seem to figure out, you decide that now is a really good time for a backflip. Yeah, this will be perfect. Images of the Cirque du Soleil flash through your... mind? Whatever you have. You crouch low.
No, lower.
Eeeeeeven lower.
Perfect.[Acrobatics: 2] You spring upwards and backwards. And you stick the perfect landing! You know, if that landing were upside down. And painful. Why do humans do these things?!
{HP - 1}
Ow.
Nix waits patiently, turning the artefact detector over in his huge hand, for the others to get moving. Taking off his shades, he then walks north along the path.
[5] - You take off your shades in the most perfect fashion ever. After that, you move north down the trail. Is it lucky that you rolled this or not because you weren’t doing much?
Slime? Nasty. Nayous brushes the slime off his face.
Move out, stay in the forest but follow the road until it reaches the compound then get a good look at the compound.
[1] - You trip and fall. But, it wasn’t too bad, so you just follow Nix after you brush yourself off. You feel like that could’ve been so much worse. And then you see LasL0w’s attempted acrobatics trick and confirm it.
Nice steps back nonchalantly, instead focusing on getting the slime off of her.
"Don't know about you, but I'm keen on finding a weapon before we go places."
Look for a nice sapling to abduct. Strip off all the branches and leaves (or needles?) and then look around for a sharp rock or three, if possible.
[6] - You strip off some branches violently. Hah, these
[Dead Branches] are going to make an amazing weapon. And this
[Handful of Pebbles] will definitely… Wait, no, these are useless!
{Gained [Dead Branches] and [Handful of Pebbles]}Dressed in a suit and bow tie, Harry frowns as he looks at the slime on his arm. "Well... this certainly brings back memories. Let's get rid of this..."
Escape the slime coating! Also, follow the others generally at this point.
[6] - You think short and simply about your problem, and decide that the best way to remove the slime is to use your only slimeless object: the [Artifact Detector].
[Damage: 3] The Artifact Detector smokes slightly. You think that this might have been a bad idea in the long run.
{[Artifact Detector] is now Defective.}
New Location: The South WallAs you exit the forest clearing, you come across a giant wall, at least 10 meters high. The wall is plain and gray.
Along the east side of the wall is a gate. From here, you can tell there are several
Guards protecting it, but it’s an easy way into the compound. Along the west side of the wall, you notice a tall tree. It reaches high enough that you might be able to scale it and reach the top of the wall.
You feel like a
Guard might appear at any moment.
Players:NRDL - Nix [Codename: Mesmer-Eyes]
Dabbling Grappler (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Sneak (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Hypnotist (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
AbstractTraitorHero - NON ARTIFACT-5067-LasL0w [Codename: Optimus Mime]
HP: 5/6
Contemplating Workman's Comp
Dabbling Acrobat (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Protector (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Artifact User (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Powder Miner - Harry Hudson [Codename: Houdini]
Defective Artifact Detector
Novice Escape Artist (Lvl 2: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Alien Weaponry User (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
_DivideByZero_ - Nice Williams [Codename: Miss Aim]
Artifact Detector
Dead Branches
Handful of Pebbles
Novice Deflector (Lvl 2: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Particle Mover (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
lawastooshort - Kobosh Kobosh [Codename: Security Risk]
Novice Artifact Collector (Lvl 2: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Engineer (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Hypnotist (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
WunderKatze - Nayous [Codename: Dr. Death]
Dabbling Martial Artist (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Special Operative (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Bio-Medical Researcher (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)