"This ain't a leisure trip, I'm sure you've guessed. Me and mine are making sure the bloody fey don't kill each other and make a mess of things, and I figured this bit o' fighting would be a good distraction for 'em. Plus it's fun to watch things beat the everloving shite out of each other. Not as fun as doing it yourself, mind, but if you watch and make book, well, let's just say there's fortunes to be made in the process."
"If you wanna mingle, though, better ways to do that than challenges. They're cagey fuckers, these fey. The small ones, at least. Don't trust mundane types, particularly if you've got iron on ya. Makes them proper nervous, it does."
"Point is, if you wanna play with 'em and get them to like you, gotta do it friendlier than this. There's a couple things I could prolly arrange for you lot. Bare-knuckle, maybe - wanna do a giant-killer round? You lot as the giants, obviously. Asymmetric fights bring in the crowds in a big way. Makes 'em wonder. If you wanna hold on to your weapons, though, there's maybe gonna be a hunt later in the day. Lizard raptors, see. Make for good suitcases and feather chapeaus alike. And you can bet these buggers will be right impressed if you can show some trophies to 'em. Finally, could try and see if there's something more your size we can scare up. Watching big things fight each other is good monster entertainment in the best of times. Any o' that sound like your kinda thing?"
Level with this guy.