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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 113188 times)

Magmacube_tr

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2355 on: November 17, 2023, 02:51:09 pm »

Floor 2311

mudderfuckin strip club
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2356 on: November 18, 2023, 02:21:34 am »

Floor 2312

A regular strip club is found here, not one that fucks your mother.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2357 on: November 18, 2023, 03:28:57 am »

Floor 2313

On this floor is someone's mother. She is stripping clubs.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2358 on: November 18, 2023, 03:37:25 am »

Floor 2314

This floor has piles of bark from the stripped clubs.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2359 on: November 18, 2023, 04:09:00 am »

Floor 2315

Sacks of diamonds, racks of spades and disturbingly mounded piles of hearts, so far left untouched for some reason.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2360 on: November 18, 2023, 06:10:57 am »

Floor 2316

This floor has bins filled with various royalty, aces, and the digits 2 through 10.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2361 on: November 20, 2023, 10:15:46 am »

Floor 2317

This floor is a smoking area. It is full of coughing people smoking cigarettes and the floor is littered with cigarette butts.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2362 on: November 20, 2023, 10:24:25 am »

Floor 2318

This floor was a dodongo pen. But when the smoke from the floor below started leaking into this floor, they all rampaged and fled.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2363 on: November 21, 2023, 01:18:55 am »

Floor 2319

This floor is home to the dodongo catcher who's currently out trying to catch them.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2364 on: November 21, 2023, 03:40:25 pm »

Floor 2320

This floor has a eargesplitten loudenboomer. It splitts earge by boomering lauden.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2365 on: November 21, 2023, 07:04:31 pm »

Floor 2321

这楼有个诗人吟着诗歌:
山外青山楼外楼
西湖歌舞几时休
暖风吹得游人醉
误把杭州作汴州
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2366 on: November 22, 2023, 02:06:08 am »

Floor 2322

This floor contains 5,000 Tahiti Condos.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2367 on: November 22, 2023, 12:37:07 pm »

Floor 2323

This floor contains a Tahiti Condom factory
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2368 on: November 22, 2023, 03:44:03 pm »

Floor 2324

This floor contains a Tahitian candy factory.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2369 on: November 22, 2023, 05:27:23 pm »

Floor 2325

This floor contains a Canadian tahini factory.
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