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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 110858 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2340 on: October 24, 2023, 01:45:23 am »

Floor 2296

This floor isn't very interesting to most people, except people named bob who for some reason find it really interesting.
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brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2341 on: October 24, 2023, 01:53:02 am »

Floor 2297

This floor houses the Fraternity of Bobs. This is where people named Bob gather to socialize and to feel above lowly peasants. Usually they talk about weather and other interesting things, such as the floor below.

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2342 on: October 24, 2023, 12:36:16 pm »

Floor 2298

There is a prison here. An ex-Bob is imprisoned here, for crimes against Bobality.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2343 on: October 24, 2023, 12:51:30 pm »

Floor 2299

This floor has the wardens of the prison below. The wardens, also all named Bob, are relaxing and generally being lax about their job.

ReverseArcana

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2344 on: October 24, 2023, 01:45:40 pm »

Floor 2300
It's a Halloween supply store, now with real skeletons and blood!
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #2345 on: October 24, 2023, 10:12:43 pm »

Floor 2301

This floor is inhabited by a cannibal who “harvest” passing visitors, and provides blood and skeletons to the floor below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2346 on: October 25, 2023, 12:27:42 am »

Floor 2302

This floor has an art gallery where a famous artist paints crudely drawn genitals on canvases spattered with different colors.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2347 on: October 25, 2023, 02:44:04 am »

Floor 2303

This floor has an art studio where famous people show off their genitals to a famous artist so he can paint them, then sell the paintings in the gallery below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2348 on: October 25, 2023, 11:18:45 am »

Floor 2304

This floor has fire, ice, and lightining. Nothing else, not even non-plasmatised air or walls.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2349 on: October 28, 2023, 01:34:49 am »

Floor 2305

On this floor, a trio of wizards are maintaining the floor below.  They are awfully tired…
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2350 on: October 28, 2023, 01:39:42 am »

Floor 2306

This floor is home to a group of wizards that help maintain floor 2304, a set of rested wizards are getting ready to replace the ones working on the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2351 on: October 28, 2023, 03:54:57 am »

Floor 2307
This floor houses wizardly recreation facilities.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2352 on: November 06, 2023, 11:04:30 pm »

Floor 2308

This floor contains a wizardly rehab center for wizards who went too far with "recreation".

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2353 on: November 07, 2023, 01:22:42 am »

Floor 2309

This floor is filled with wizards that have gone to far with 'recreation' but don't want to stop.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2354 on: November 07, 2023, 03:34:00 am »

Floor 2310

This floor is an academy that teaches the wizardly art of ‘procreation’.  They seem to be having problems finding anyone to teach here who is both a wizard and knows the required material.
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