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[Starver]

Floor 1110

This floor contains a sign saying THIS IS NOT FLOOR 39! and a lot of confused Martian tripods.

[Mathel]

Floor 1111
This floor is covered with a single layer of ball bearings.

[Naturegirl1999]

Floor 1016
This floor contains a vacuum, within which lies an asteroid just large enough for an adult human to stand on. Due to the small size, it doesn’t have much gravitational pull. The walls and floor and ceiling also don’t have enough gravitational pull in any of the directions. The asteroid remains in the center due to a currently unknown means

[Fluffe9911]

Floor 1113
A lone man in a business suit looks outside a window in horror it is unknown what he sees.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 1114

More clerks... clearly they aren't doing a very good job.

[Naturegirl1999]

Floor 1017
A floor filled with gnashing teeth of various animals, both Earthly and non Earthly

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1116

An event venue.  It is currently hosting a petition signing drive for a petition to ask the designer of the previous floor to please stop misnumbering floors.

[King Zultan]

(Naturegirl what's with the your floors being 100 off?)

Floor 1117

This floor is filled with confused people trying to figure out what's with all these floors being mislabeled.

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh no, I was the one in error
Someone mentioned that floor numbering was messed up, I thought I was the one putting correct floors, turns out I was the one making the errors
Floor 1118
This floor contains living sculptures constantly apologizing for various things whether or not they actually did those things, on account of the, being rooted in place, lots of the things they apologize for could not have been done by them

[Starver]

Floor 1119 contains a half-asleep auditing department.

Spoiler: In case anybody's bothered... (click to show/hide)

Since 1000 (which elicited a non-floor cry from MagmaCube at the overflow error) we had some other non-floor stuff (Curious Cat, re: Russel) then...

1056 by Naturegirl was followed by another 1056 by King Zultan.
1081 by MagmaCube was flowed by another 1081 by Mathel.
1088 and 1094 were unnumbered by Curious Cat (first also misspelt?) but followed as if they were.
1099 King Zultan, then Naturegirl (just need Mathel to be redone by Naturegirl and we'll have a loop! )
1102 called 1012 by Naturegirl
1103 called 1013 by Uthimienure (following on, probably)
1104 called 1014 (Naturegirl)
1105 probably edited back from 1015 by Curious Cat after the error pointed out by King Zultan in 1106
...
1108, 1112 and 1115 were called 1015/6/7 by Naturegirl but others spotted them and continued as-should-be

In general, no need to re-edit. I know there were mixups <1000, too, but none of this invalidates the effort put in.

But if anyone needs a handy "wherethehellisfloor####???" answer, this might help!

[Naturegirl1999]

At least AI’m not the only one that made mistakes
Floor 1120
A human like brain surrounded in a metal casing connected by neurons to the other floors, along with lots of servers that the neurons also connect to. This has caused people to wonder whether the skyscraper itself can think or if it’s alive

[Uthimienure]

Floor 1121

This floor is filled with love, forgiveness, and the acceptance of apologies for the statues in Floor 1118, and anyone else who would benefit from the aforementioned filling.

[Naturegirl1999]

Floor 1122
This floor is a fleshy sack containing various hormones that are then sent to the brain below via a tube coiling around the demdrites and axons of the neurons connected to this floor

[King Zultan]

Floor 1123

This floor is filled with various tubes that are filled with various liquids.

[Naturegirl1999]

Floor 1124
One of the tubes from below connects to a Faraday disc that changes diameter based on currently unknown signals from the aforementioned tube. The other tubes from below go to more above floors and act like a wall. The rotation speed of the disc remains constant, at 700 radians per second