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Magmacube_tr

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1125 on: August 22, 2021, 01:33:00 pm »

Floor 1096

Skaycrapers hamam. It is a pretty large, lavish and luxurious one with a large warm pool, scluptures and waterfalls.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1126 on: August 22, 2021, 04:01:18 pm »

Floor 1097

This floor has a long hallway with running between the stairs going to and from the upper and lower levels.  There is an open doorway on each side of the hallway, with each being out of line with the other and having a wall positioned so as the prevent those in the hallway from seeing into the rooms they lead to.  One of the doorways has “Ladies” written above it, and the other one has “Gentlemen”.  At each of the entrances to the stairs leading to this floor from the upper and lower levels, there is graffiti consisting of an arrow pointing to this floor with the word “Skycrappers”.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1127 on: August 22, 2021, 08:03:40 pm »

Floor 1098

From this floor can be heard the sounds of powerful electric pumps sucking unspeakable slurries from below and noisily depositing the smelly stuff into large tanks.
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« Reply #1128 on: August 23, 2021, 12:21:22 am »

Floor 1099

This floor contains thousands of air fresheners trying to block the smell coming up from the floor below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1129 on: August 23, 2021, 04:58:00 am »

Floor 1099

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1130 on: August 23, 2021, 09:12:58 am »

Floor 1100

Contains a sign saying THIS IS NOT FLOOR 12! and a large number of confused robots.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1131 on: August 23, 2021, 09:54:15 am »

Floor 1101

Contains a sign saying NOPE!  THIS  ISN’T FLOOR 13, EITHER!
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1132 on: August 23, 2021, 12:32:52 pm »

Floor 1012
This floor contains a computer that is supposed to tell any confused robots that they are much higher up than they think they are, however said computer often just makes random sounds while putting words together in nonsensical ways
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1133 on: August 23, 2021, 06:13:20 pm »

Floor 1013

This floor has a large swimming pool in the center.  Around the edges are diving boards, all of which are on the outside of the building.  Those brave enough to dive into the swimming pools surrounding the building at ground level are given free passes to visit all the floors above 1013.  Those not brave enough are also given free passes, however, but not until all those brave enough have jumped.  Thus, the joke is on the jumpers.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1134 on: August 23, 2021, 06:16:34 pm »

Floor 1014
There is a is a large undead mantis here, made of the bones and flesh of the various people who thought this floor was safe. It guards the door to 1015
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1135 on: August 23, 2021, 09:44:11 pm »

Floor 1105

Everything on this floor is made of ice cream (including the floor itself).
« Last Edit: August 24, 2021, 12:42:16 am by A_Curious_Cat »
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1136 on: August 24, 2021, 12:40:29 am »

(It seems the floor numbers go fucked up at some point because of swapped numbers.)

Floor 1106

This floor is a dwarven tavern where everything is made of pitchblende, including the drinks, food, and dwarves.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1137 on: August 24, 2021, 01:11:59 am »

Floor 1107
This floor contains a mad and irradiated sculptor and a mountain of pitchblende.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1138 on: August 24, 2021, 02:00:02 am »

Gah! Swappage, the horror! ::) :-X
Floor 1015
This floor contains talking liquids of various types. These liquids also are able to move and will try “freeing you from your prison” aka draining your body of liquids
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1139 on: August 24, 2021, 06:53:01 am »

Floor 1109

This floor has offices with clerks busy straightening out the floor numbering.
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