Mourn Keanvil death. Fly off to populated area. Rip people eyes off. Bath in their blood. Make children ice cream ball fall.
Assist.
[10][7] You arrive in a small town and proceed to wreak havoc. Someone calls Animal Control and before long a bunch of guys with nets turn up.
Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
[3] You're reanimated by a necromancer who starts ordering you around.
Dive directly into OW's breakfast, lunch and/or dinner. Become Keappetizer to go along with all the Kea-based puns.
[12] GET YER FEATHERY ARSE OUT OF ME FOOD DAMMIT
Kea-Nu sponsors the latest, greatest car... The Kea Sorento!
[11] The Kea Sorento is a roaring success. Millions are sold in the first week. Production can't keep up! Kea-Nu becomes even more famous, rich, and popular.
Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
Wait til he dies then steal said bin.
[8] NJW is already dead so you skip the waiting part and steal a bin full of artefacts.
Steal Moon.
[2] You steal a golf ball.
Go to thailand, poop on the thai king's favorite hat, then fly away to india.
[7] You poop on the king, and then go to India and discover the whole country is just poop.
BECOME CLINT KEASTWOOD
DIRECT MARTIAL ARTS FILM SET IN THE FAR KEAST
[11] You write, direct, and star in
The Last Kea, a film about a boy down on his luck who learns the ancient fighting style of Kea Fu and beats up a bunch of gangsters for some reason.