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Author Topic: You Are a Kea RTD  (Read 6259 times)

Yoink

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2016, 11:22:06 am »
BECOME CLINT KEASTWOOD

DIRECT MARTIAL ARTS FILM SET IN THE FAR KEAST
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2016, 06:48:07 pm »
Quote from: Nakéen on February 17, 2016, 06:04:32 am
Mourn Keanvil death. Fly off to populated area. Rip people eyes off. Bath in their blood. Make children ice cream ball fall.
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 17, 2016, 06:15:59 am
Assist.
[10][7] You arrive in a small town and proceed to wreak havoc. Someone calls Animal Control and before long a bunch of guys with nets turn up.

Quote from: NJW2000 on February 17, 2016, 06:04:54 am
Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
[3] You're reanimated by a necromancer who starts ordering you around.

Quote from: Sl4cker on February 17, 2016, 06:06:03 am
Dive directly into OW's breakfast, lunch and/or dinner. Become Keappetizer to go along with all the Kea-based puns.
[12] GET YER FEATHERY ARSE OUT OF ME FOOD DAMMIT

Quote from: Salsacookies on February 17, 2016, 06:21:18 am
Kea-Nu sponsors the latest, greatest car... The Kea Sorento!
[11] The Kea Sorento is a roaring success. Millions are sold in the first week. Production can't keep up! Kea-Nu becomes even more famous, rich, and popular.

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Quote from: NJW2000 on February 17, 2016, 06:04:54 am
Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
Wait til he dies then steal said bin.
[8] NJW is already dead so you skip the waiting part and steal a bin full of artefacts.

Quote from: Sarrak on February 17, 2016, 06:39:07 am
Steal Moon.
[2] You steal a golf ball.

Quote from: TempAcc on February 17, 2016, 09:48:00 am
Go to thailand, poop on the thai king's favorite hat, then fly away to india.
[7] You poop on the king, and then go to India and discover the whole country is just poop.

Quote from: Yoink on February 17, 2016, 11:22:06 am
BECOME CLINT KEASTWOOD

DIRECT MARTIAL ARTS FILM SET IN THE FAR KEAST
[11] You write, direct, and star in The Last Kea, a film about a boy down on his luck who learns the ancient fighting style of Kea Fu and beats up a bunch of gangsters for some reason.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

NJW2000

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2016, 06:49:56 pm »
Fall out of sky, splatting on necromancer. Become twice-undead skeleton kea, devoid of impurities of flesh.
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One wheel short of a wagon

Coolrune206

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2016, 06:56:34 pm »
Sell the artifacts and use the money to buy an army of Keas. Then, with my army, steal more bins!
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

Sarrak

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2016, 06:57:28 pm »
Become a world-known golf player.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2016, 07:00:35 pm »
Proceed to unleash a long speech about animal rights at these fools, and fly away laughing maniacally
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2016, 07:09:45 pm »
Kea-nu gets his wings on directing his first film. Kea Hard!

Quote from: Sl4cker on February 18, 2016, 03:42:32 am
Create a breakfast cereal with Mr. Kea-Nu's face slapped on the front. Ingredients include: Water, sugar, Souls of the DamnedTM, A whole ton of crystallized sodium carbonate, and vegetable oil.

Kea-nu sponsors this cereal
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Yep, the sig is here
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
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Yoink

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2016, 07:15:14 pm »
GET KEAFER SUTHERLAND TO STAR IN NEXT MOVIE ALONGSIDE MYSELF   

IS ABOUT ANGRY KOREAN WAR VETERAN WITH NICE CAR AND SUNNY DISPOSITION   
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2016, 08:30:05 pm »
Tear a car apart with my beak
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2016, 03:42:32 am »
Create a breakfast cereal with Mr. Kea-Nu's face slapped on the front. Ingredients include: Water, sugar, Souls of the DamnedTM, A whole ton of crystallized sodium carbonate, and vegetable oil.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2016, 08:16:34 am »
Fly away from India, find an impressionable hipster computer science nerd in america and influence him to create a new groundbreaking mobile phone using only cheap wood and terrible architecture, and call it the Ikea.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2016, 08:29:12 am »
Agree to testify against my clearly unstable associate in return for immunity from prosecution.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2016, 09:04:46 am »
BECOME A PHEONIX. A KEA PHEONIX.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2016, 09:15:11 am »
Spawn as a Giant Kea.
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BIRDS.

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Nakéen

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2016, 11:26:51 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on February 18, 2016, 08:29:12 am
Agree to testify against my clearly unstable associate in return for immunity from prosecution.
TRAITOR ! YOU NO KEA
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