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Orange Wizard

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You Are a Kea RTD
« on: February 17, 2016, 05:40:30 am »

I'm kinda sleep deprived and getting impatient waiting for stuff to download which is the best time to make decisions, ergo:

I present to you my greatest forum game yet: YOU ARE A KEA


Keas are known for:
  • Flogging anything that isn't nailed down
  • Being endangered (they deserve it)
  • Eating sheep
  • Being a protected species for some godforsaken reason
  • Vile, disgusting, disease-ridden filth
  • Promoting unbiased opinions

And now, you are one. What do?
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Harry Baldman

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2016, 05:43:01 am »

Descend upon a sheep and eat part of it. Not all of it, just a little bit. Enough to initiate the kea transformation.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2016, 05:43:12 am »

Steal an anvil and eat it. Become Keanvil.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2016, 05:46:10 am »

Annoy OW.
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2016, 05:48:42 am »

Go to Hillywood. Become KEANU
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2016, 05:49:33 am »

Steal some kids from the dwarven fort. Begin raising them as my own.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2016, 06:01:27 am »

Descend upon a sheep and eat part of it. Not all of it, just a little bit. Enough to initiate the kea transformation.
[5] You descend upon a sheep and eat some wool.

Steal an anvil and eat it. Become Keanvil.
[10] You eat an anvil.
[1] Anvil consumption is not highly correlated with good health, so you die. Respawn?

Annoy OW.
[12] Hng

Go to Hillywood. Become KEANU
[11] You become a famous actor. Everyone wants to share in Kea-nu's glory.

Steal some kids from the dwarven fort. Begin raising them as my own.
[0] You get shot by marksdwarves defending the fort. Respawn?
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2016, 06:04:32 am »

Mourn Keanvil death. Fly off to populated area. Rip people eyes off. Bath in their blood. Make children ice cream ball fall.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2016, 06:04:54 am »

Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2016, 06:06:03 am »

Dive directly into OW's breakfast, lunch and/or dinner. Become Keappetizer to go along with all the Kea-based puns.
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu

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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2016, 06:15:59 am »

Mourn Keanvil death. Fly off to populated area. Rip people eyes off. Bath in their blood. Make children ice cream ball fall.

Assist.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2016, 06:21:18 am »

Kea-Nu sponsors the latest, greatest car... The Kea Sorento!
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2016, 06:38:13 am »

Be reanimated. Carry off the bin full of half the fort's wealth.
Wait til he dies then steal said bin.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2016, 06:39:07 am »

Steal Moon.
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Re: You Are a Kea RTD
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2016, 09:48:00 am »

Go to thailand, poop on the thai king's favorite hat, then fly away to india.
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