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[Whisperling]

Rest and recover. Maybe eat some bird soup while I'm at it.

[Sarrak]

Attack the caravan in a true goblin fashion - by surrounding it and charging from all sides while screaming deathly curses and warcries.

[Nakéen]

Look for any dwarven brethren that need my help.

[1] Innock the Snakeman decides to take a stroll in the fortress, looking for some fellow in need. He hear some fighting noise near the livestock pen. Surely there must be someone in need there !
He opens the door, and is instantly greeted by a cloud of weird dust that makes him want to cough. Hey, what's that glittering, ruby-like snake doing here ? And why is the whole room painted in blood red ?

Rest and recover. Maybe eat some bird soup while I'm at it.

[6] Ezor the Forgotten Beast is feeling a little dizzy. Weird for a [NO_DIZZYNESS] creature. It decides to eat some turkey gobbler and yak cow intestines soup, one of his favorites. It feels so good that its wounds begin to heal by themselves !
"Weird. I don't remember having self-regenerating powers" wondered Ezor.
Uh-oh, Ezor's wounds heals so fast that he actually become unable to move, being encased in some sort of solid ruby coating.

At this moment, an albino humanoid opens the door. Foe or friend ?

Attack the caravan in a true goblin fashion - by surrounding it and charging from all sides while screaming deathly curses and warcries.

[2] Song Mugubospu, Swordsgoblin and his fellows decide to attack the caravan à la gobeline ! Surround them, and charge at them ! But they got a bit eager, and forgot the 1st step, charging to early loudly and menacingly, thus giving away their position. True goblin fashion it will be then.
The caravan begin to flee, and you're not even on them !

Spoiler: Characters status (click to show/hide)

Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief.
Running away from the militia.

Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf
Enraged. Attacking a random dwarf.

Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Fully healed, but somehow encased in its own ruby.

Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman
In face of a big scary ruby snake.

Song Mugubospu, Swordsgoblin
Charging true goblin style !

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Pull out my masterwork adamantine sword and shield that i tottaly had! whip snake in face stab shield bash murder it for my dwarven Brothren!!!

[Sarrak]

Elves are too good at running! Take bows and shoot them while we still can!

[spazyak]

pull out the spear and start punching and stabbing wildly in all directions

[Nakéen]

Pull out my masterwork adamantine sword and shield that i tottaly had! whip snake in face stab shield bash murder it for my dwarven Brothren!!!

[3] Innock MacSnakeman decides to draw his trusty adamantine sword and shield ! Well, it would be nice if it was true. Sadly for him, he only has a -copper short sword- and a -copper shield-. There will be blood !
[1] Innock lunges at the helpless ruby snake ! But in his blood rush, he don't pay enough attention at the floor and slip on some Elk Bird brain. Because of his momentum, he goes crashing on the ruby snake.
You slam into an the Forgotten Beast !
Your left lower arm explodes into gore !
You lose hold of the -copper shield-

Elves are too good at running! Take bows and shoot them while we still can!

[6] "Bowgoblins, shoot them now !" orders Song Mugubospu. The bowgoblins ready their bows, and fire a flurry of -iron arrows- that come raining down on the poor merchants. But some arrows hit the Horse in the legs, which makes it fall into the nearby cliff ! The wagon it was hauling contain the whole merchandise, the precious loot is going to fall soon !

pull out the spear and start punching and stabbing wildly in all directions

[6] Veril McTreehumpa the Elf pull out his -grown willow spear-. Neat, is that a heart at the tip of the spear ? The mad elf suddenly starts punching and stabbing everywhere, exploding a Dwarf Children head into gore and stabbing a Dwarf Clothier in the head.
Blood everywhere ! So much blood that you actually can't see any thing, as a stream of blood is blinding you.

Spoiler: Characters Status (click to show/hide)

Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief.
Running away from the militia.

Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf
Enraged. Making a bloody ruckus in the tavern. Blinded by all the blood.

Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Fully healed, but somehow encased in its own ruby. Attacked by Innock.

Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman
In face of a big scary ruby snake. Slammed into Ezor.
Possess a -copper short sword- and a -copper shield-

Song Mugubospu, Swordsgoblin
Attacking an elven caravan.

[Sarrak]

"The wagon! Usbu! Come, there's work for you!"

Attempt to salvage the situation by calling our one and favorite brainless troll.

((I dare say I've got quite a good group - myself, 3 to 5 bowmen and 4 to 7 random warriors, with one troll for emergencies - if he's still alive after the next roll. Can't wait to see it rolling into damnation. Or somehow succeding.))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

I'm a Reptile grow back my arm that's tottaly how it works pick up shield with tail go get medical treatment.

[spazyak]

Have a mighty feast upon my slain foes and drink form the blood wine!

[Nakéen]

"The wagon! Usbu! Come, there's work for you!"

Attempt to salvage the situation by calling our one and favorite brainless troll.

((I dare say I've got quite a good group - myself, 3 to 5 bowmen and 4 to 7 random warriors, with one troll for emergencies - if he's still alive after the next roll. Can't wait to see it rolling into damnation. Or somehow succeding.))

[2] "Usbu ! Get the wagon !" says Song Mugubospu. Usbu the brainless troll rush toward the soon-to-fall wagon, and leap to catch it. Unfortunately the wagon fall, and Usbu barrely misses it. The loot comes crashing into the river below.

I'm a Reptile grow back my arm that's tottaly how it works pick up shield with tail go get medical treatment.

[waiting for Ezor action]

Have a mighty feast upon my slain foes and drink form the blood wine!

[1] "HAHAHA" laughs maniacally Veril McTreehumpa. He approaches the barrel of wine laced with dwarf blood and tears, but because of his impaired vision, he fails to see a ☼pig tail sock☼ lying on the ground. He slip on it and fall into the lead barrel.
You're drowning!

Spoiler: Character Status (click to show/hide)

Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief.
Running away from the militia.

Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf
Drowning into a barrel of wine laced with dwarf blood and tears

Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Fully healed, but somehow encased in its own ruby. Attacked by Innock.

Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman
In face of a big scary ruby snake. Slammed into Ezor.
Possess a -copper short sword- and a -copper shield-

Song Mugubospu, Swordsgoblin
Attacking an elven caravan.
Troops : 5 bowmen, 6 goblin soldiers and 1 troll.

Spoiler: The "Story" so far (click to show/hide)

1) Keeltheen Underthal the Kobold Thief dreamt of dwarven riches. He was instead met with dwarven soldiers.
2) In the meantime, Veril McTreehumpa the filthy Elf decided to cause a bloody ruckus in Copperbucket tavern. Having killed many civilians with his -grown willow spear-, he decided to feast. But a ☼pig tail sock☼ ambushed him and he fell into a barrel of wine laced with dwarf blood and tears
3) Deeper underground, Ezor the Forgotten Beast decided to visit Copperbucket. After dangerously playing with some miners and livestock, hurting itself in the process, it decided to rest a little while drinking some blood meal-soup. Then he suddenly began to regenerate its wounds, so much so that it is now encased in its own ruby.
4) Earlier, Innock McSnakeman the Snakeman patrolled in the fortress, looking someone to help. Luckily for him, he stumbled upon Ezor. Immediately attacking him, he slipped on the blood and slammed on the helpless beast.
5) Not to far from all the fortress agitation, Song Mugubospu the goblin ambushed an elven caravan. With luck and skillful tactics by his side, he managed to stop the fleeing merchants. But in the process, the loot was lost when it fell into a river at the bottom of a ravine...

[Sarrak]

HFS gives, HFS takes away.

Loot bodies, eat them and go to scavenge wagon remains... Eh, no. Let's search for better target!

[Whisperling]

Try to break the parts of the coating which keep me from moving, and keep the rest as extra armor. Then kill the incompetent snakeman.

[Coolrune206]

Get the hell outta dodge.

[crazyabe]

I Am plumper the Plumphelmet man.

Start da Plumphelmet Revolution!