HFS gives, HFS takes away.
Loot bodies, eat them and go to scavenge wagon remains... Eh, no. Let's search for better target!
[4]
Song Mugubospu and his band of happy goblins decide to loot the bodies and feast on them. Elf flesh may taste a little fruity, but it's full of vitamins. They loot the corpses and find the usual : clothes, some coins... too bad there isn't an economy in the world yet haha. One one of them even had a book named "Animal reproductive behavior and Beyond".
[4] "The day is not yet over !" claims proudly Song. They immediately set off to search another target. Hey ! Are those dwarven migrants ahead ?
I'm a Reptile grow back my arm that's tottaly how it works pick up shield with tail go get medical treatment.
[5]
Hey no, that's not how it... Innock suddenly grows back his arms despite it totally not working like this but oh well. He picks back up his shield and decides to leave and get medical treatment, but...
Try to break the parts of the coating which keep me from moving, and keep the rest as extra armor. Then kill the incompetent snakeman.
[4]
...Erzo struggles and wiggles wildly in his ruby coating. Breaking away from the ruby isn't so hard, and the beast even manages to keep some as extra armor ! Neat !
[5] vs [6] Finally free from its ruby prison, Erzo decides to show the snakeman how to properly kill something. He prepares to bite the fool's head clean off, but the snakeman skillfully blocks the attack and counterattack !
The snakeman slashes the Forgotten Beast in the bonus armor with its -copper short sword-, and the severed part sails off in an arc !
The spinning Erzo's bonus armor strikes the Snakeman in the head, and the injured part is crushed !Innock McSnakeman, Albino Swordssnakeman has been found dead.Well, it's the result that counts.
Get the hell outta dodge.
[6]
Keeltheen Underthal run away faster than ever ! So fast actually that he crashes into a wall, somehow passing through it and breaking the fabric of reality for a short moment ! Did he just phase-slammed into a wall ?
You fall over.Look like both of his legs are broken.
I Am plumper the Plumphelmet man.
Start da Plumphelmet Revolution!
[3]
Plumper totally not Plumpy the Plumphelmet Man get enough of the dwarven oppression of the proud Plump Helmet Race ! He decides to start "da Plumphelmet Revolution" by making a speech at the tavern !
A plump helmet man can't speakFurthermore, everyone left the tavern because of some crazy murdering elf.
He still manages to rouse up a fellow plump helmet man that was passing by, who understood his body language.
flail around wildly while admiring the craftmanship of the barrel I'm in
[1] "I have been in a fine lead barrel recently. How exciting !" blurbs
Veril. He flails around wildly in the barrel, but doesn't manage to get out of it. Worse, because speaking underwine is not advised, his lungs are full of wine laced with dwarf blood and tears ! As he struggles helplessly, Veril dies slowly.
You have drowned.Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief.
Ran away from the militia. Phase-slammed into a wall.
Both legs broken.
Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf
Drowned into a barrel of wine laced with dwarf blood and tears, all the while admiring it.
Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Fully healed, got and lost his body armor. "Killed" Innock.
Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman
Deceased. Killed by a flying object.
Possess a -copper short sword- and a -copper shield-
Song Mugubospu, Swordsgoblin
Spotted dwarven migrants.
Troops : 5 bowmen, 6 goblin soldiers and 1 troll.
Loot : clothes, coins, and "Animal reproductive behavior and Beyond"
Plumper, Plump Helmet Man
Trying to lead a revolution
Companion: 1 plump helmet man bystander
1) Keeltheen Underthal the Kobold Thief dreamt of dwarven riches. He was instead met with dwarven soldiers.
Running like a madman, he phase-slammed into a wall, breaking his legs.
2) In the meantime, Veril McTreehumpa the filthy Elf decided to cause a bloody ruckus in Copperbucket tavern. Having killed many civilians with his -grown willow spear-, he decided to feast. But a ☼pig tail sock☼ ambushed him and he fell into a barrel of wine laced with dwarf blood and tears.
Admiring its fine crafsdwarfship, he struggled for his life but untimely drowned inside the barrel.
3) Deeper underground, Ezor the Forgotten Beast decided to visit Copperbucket. After dangerously playing with some miners and livestock, hurting itself in the process, it decided to rest a little while drinking some blood meal-soup. Then he suddenly began to regenerate its wounds, so much so that it was encased in its own ruby.
4) Earlier, Innock McSnakeman the Snakeman patrolled in the fortress, looking someone to help. Luckily for him, he stumbled upon Ezor. Immediately attacking him, he slipped on the blood and slammed on the helpless beast.
3+4) The fierce duel between Ezor and Innock. Initially injured, Innock somehow regrew his arm. Ezor attacked Innock, but the later managed to block and counterattack, only to be killed by a flying object.
5) Not to far from all the fortress agitation, Song Mugubospu the goblin ambushed an elven caravan. With luck and skillful tactics by his side, he managed to stop the fleeing merchants. But in the process, the loot was lost when it fell into a river at the bottom of a ravine.
After feasting and looting, the troop spotted a bunch of dwarven migrants.
6) In the bloody tavern, Plumper the Plump Helmet Man decided to lead a Revolution. Well, he is trying.