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[Nakéen]

You are in the tavern of Copperbucket, a dwarven fortress. What do you do ?

Rules :
Standard RTD system (thank you, TVtropes)
[1]-Epic Fail. The action was not performed, and backfired horribly.
[2]-Fail. Nothing happened.
[3]-Partial Success. The exact degree of success is established by the GM.
[4]-Success. The action was carried out adequately.
[5]-Epic Success. The action succeeded in the most positive way possible.
[6]-Overshot. The action succeed and yield unpredictable results.

To join, just throw a name and a race. You can add more if you feel like it.
You can join midway in the game, you can add context if you wish so. If not, I will add some for you if I feel inspired.

Example :
Urist McDagger the glorious Dwarf or Thelire McTree the filthy Elf.

Spoiler: My update schedule (click to show/hide)

-I will make an update every 24h, if at least one player stated its action.
-I will post an update as soon as possible once every player has stated their actions.

Because I got bored :

Spoiler: "Turns" (click to show/hide)

Turn 1: The Beginning. Kobold&Militia -wrong door-(part1) and Veril the Elf.
Turn 2: Ezor, Forgotten Beast, the looming menace and Elf Troublemaker -freak out-(part1)
Turn 3: Kobold&Militia -the pursuit-(part2) Innock the Snakeman and Ezor the Forgotten Beast antics and Song the very goblin-like goblin.
Turn 4: Encounter between reptiles and the Ambush -charge-(part1)
Turn 5: A reptilian duel (part1), the Ambush -slaughter-(part2) and the Elf Troublemaker -carnage-(part2)
Turn 6: The Ambush -wet wagon-(part3) and the Elf Troublemaker -the sock's revenge-(part3)
Turn 7: The Ambush -looting- (part4), Reptilian Duel -critical mistake- (part2), Kobold&Militia -wallslam-(part3), Plumper arrival and the Elf Troublemaker -drowning-(end)
Turn 8: The Ambush -migrants-(part5), Meril the Speardwarf Great Beginning and an Arrow to the Head, Plumper wants some boots, Innock's Return as Something More and Kobold&Militia -legz-(part4)
Turn 9, Beginning of the End: The Birth of Urist, revived Innock get a drink and cause a brawl, the Siege -scouting-(part1), Ezor eats parts of himself, Kobold&Militia -Rise of the Kicker-(part5) and Plumper try strange mood
Turn 10, Weird things in Copperbucket: Innock accidentally breaks stuff, Plumper try to hack the game and fail, the Siege -assault-(part2), Keeltheen the Kicker Asskicking Adventure, Ezor vs the Well -face-off-(part1) and Urist ascends to Beyond
Turn 11, Madness in the Fortress. Incarnation of Insanity, Forgotten Beast vs Well, Goblin Siegers, a Vampire Were-Human Necromancer Elephant-Man Merchant, a weird wedding, Keeltheen makes a run for it and a random human passes by
Turn 12, the Madness spread outside
Turn 13, Carnage, Revenge and Rebirth. Rage against the Gods.
Turn 14, Rebellion
Turn 15, The World Is Taking A Crazy Turn
Turn 16 : Birth of the New God and the Rebel Army
Turn 17 : A New Hope and Conflicted Armies
Turn 18 : The Fated Duel and the new Utopia of Ezor
Turn 19 : The World welcomes Chaos
Turn 20 : Keeltheen's Death ? And the imminent death of the world
Sarrak's recap of the main forces as of turn 20 !
Turn 21 : Insanity and Hell Attack begins
Turn 22 : Keeltheen's Revival and All-out War rages in the world
Turn 23 : Keelthen the D.Wagon
Turn 24 : Innock sacrifice and Song and is troops reunited
Turn 25 : A worldwide whatthefuckery happens and Gods of Death get tired of this shit and leave
Turn 26
Turn 27
Turn 28
Turn 29
Turn 30
Turn 31

EPILOGUE

[Coolrune206]

I am Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief. Infiltrate the dwarves' processed goods stockpile. Steal riches.

[spazyak]

Veril mctreehumpa, elf make short dwarves jokes.

[Nakéen]

I am Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief. Infiltrate the dwarves' processed goods stockpile. Steal riches.

[1] Confident in his abilities, Keeltheen Underthal the Kobol Thief locate a guarded room. Surely all the riches must be stored there ! He opens the door, and instead of treasures, he sees heavily armed dwarves training. Did he just enter the barracks ?
The whole militia turn its eyes on Keeltheen.

Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth!

Veril mctreehumpa, elf make short dwarves jokes.

[4] Veril McTreehumpa, the elf goes around the tavern making short dwarves jokes. At first, everyone is laughing in the merry atmosphere of the tavern. Then a less-ebriated dwarf understand the jokes, and come to him with a scornful look.

[spazyak]

stick my tongue out and then freak out at the first wooden object and stab some random dwarf with my grown willow spear

[Whisperling]

I am Ezor, a Forgotten beast. I am an enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware my deadly dust!

Kill a few miners.

[Nakéen]

stick my tongue out and then freak out at the first wooden object and stab some random dwarf with my grown willow spear

[6] Veril Mctreehumpa sticks out his tongue and is so freaked at the ☼wooden statue of burning oaks☼ that his contained rage explodes !
Veril is now enraged !
[4] Burning in anger, he stabs the closest dwarf in the upper body, tearing the muscle and shattering the left upper rib !
The -grown willow spear- has firmly lodged in the wound !

I am Ezor, a Forgotten beast. I am an enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware my deadly dust!

Kill a few miners.

[6] "Such a lovely day" think Ezor the Forgotten Beast. He heard of this cozy new fortress that opened in the neighborhood. Oh, isn't it a group of tasty miners ? He goes to greet them with a burst of deadly dust. A burst so powerful that the poor miners and Ezor are thrown everywhere, splattering on the walls.
Your upper body is fractured, your lower body is fractured. You fall over.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((Am i allowed to join if so
I'm Innock mcsnakeman. The dwarven raised albino snake man.))

[Nakéen]

(open to everyone, if I begin to feel overwhelmed, I will limit newcomers)

[Coolrune206]

Rapidly begin throwing the fluffy wambler bodies I picked up from the refuse pile at the guards. If this fails, then just run for the exit.

[Whisperling]

Find and slaughter the forts' livestock.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Slither in with a migrant wave happily.

[Sarrak]

I am Song Mugubospu, swordgoblin. Along with my brethren, I lie in ambush, waiting for some dwarves to pass by.

[Nakéen]

Rapidly begin throwing the fluffy wambler bodies I picked up from the refuse pile at the guards. If this fails, then just run for the exit.

[3] Suddenly exposed, Keeltheen Underthal resort to shady kobold tactics. He launch a flurry of dead fluffy wamblers at the militia, but sadly, fluffy wamblers are deadly only in the stories told to little kobolds.
The spinning fluffy wambler corpse strike the hammerman in the head, but it is deflected by the +steel helm+ !

[4] Realizing his tactic wasn't effective, Keeltheen makes a run for it, in all its kobold glory.

Find and slaughter the forts' livestock.

[4] "Whoa, that was nasty" grumbles Ezor the Forgotten Beast while contorting itself. The miners are just a small pile of goo and beard hairs. Not funny. Ezor stroll gleefully in an unused corridor, and find a pen full of Elk Birds, Turkey Gobblers and Yak Cows.

[6] "YAY FRIENDS" exclaim Ezor with a lot of joy. Well, too much joy again. The cloud of deadly dust is so strong that once again, every living being is thrown violently on the walls.
You are caught in a cloud of Ezor's deadly dust !
Your upper body skids along the ground, fracturing the ruby !
Your head slams on the microcline wall, fracturing the ruby !

Slither in with a migrant wave happily.

[2] Innock McSnakeman, the Albino Snakeman try to slither into a migrant wave. But he can't find any, there are too much dwarves out there.

I am Song Mugubospu, swordgoblin. Along with my brethren, I lie in ambush, waiting for some dwarves to pass by.

[5] Song Mugubospu, swordgoblin lie in ambush with his brethren. When suddenly, a caravan of unsuspecting merchants pass right in front of your unit ! And they don't even have caravan guards, the fools. Blessed be the ruler of the HFS, tonight will be a feast !

Spoiler: Characters status (click to show/hide)

Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold Thief.
Running away from the militia.

Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf
Enraged. Attacking a random dwarf.

Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Head, Upper body and Lower body fractured

Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman
Kinda lost.

Song Mugubospu, Swordsgoblin
Lying in ambush

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Look for any dwarven brethren that need my help.