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[Nunzillor]

Hurricane-4 to Typhoon:

"hurricane-4 here.  sounds like a good idea— i'll help herd them with the shuttle once the buildings start coming down."

-this portion of the communication removed!-

[Corsair]

Firestorm 5 to Blizzard team
"BY THE GODS YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING MURDERING PEOPLE! it is not helping!! In fact stop and just let them run, we can solve the problems that have recently arisen LATER!!"

Firestorm 5 to Earthquake 1
"I am so sorry sir it appears blizzard team's efforts have , I think auron and the sods are walking around forcibly throwing people at the portal and obliterating anyone who disagrees currently along with the rest of the team who appear to be doing the same thing. One of the members of my team hasn't responded on radio for several minutes and has gone MIA. Suggestions Sir?"

Firestorm 5 to Firestorm
"I have a quiz for you all as team leader appointed by Gen. Miya himself, I haven't had to use my new position until now because only now has everything gone completely fucking pear-shaped. This quiz has one question. Where. Is. Jobasio Hootzal?"

[Harry Baldman]

Firestorm 5

Firestorm 5, this is Blizzard 2. Copy request to stop fucking murdering people. Do believe this is actually more like manslaughter, but will comply regardless. Would advise to amplify state of calm - nothing disastrous has occurred as of yet, reasonable quantities of fragile sacks of spare flesh have been retrieved. Would wonder aloud if a better idea wouldn't be to retrieve population of outlying settlements directly. Approaching populace seems skittish and prone to hostile intent - element of surprise would hopefully eliminate the effective realization of the latter and render the former irrelevant with properly employed siege tactics. Over.

[Radio Controlled]

Earthquake 1

Earthquake 1, this is Blizzard 2. How many refugees do we need and/or expect? Requesting ballpark estimate. Over.

"Earthquake 1 here. About 80 to 90 percent of the local population should be doable if we're taking everybody that's not extremely sick, violent or a local warlord. Or some other kind of obvious undesirable. Dunno what that is in exact numbers, ask Steve for a local population estimate."

Firestorm 5 to Blizzard team
"BY THE GODS YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING MURDERING PEOPLE! it is not helping!! In fact stop and just let them run, we can solve the problems that have recently arisen LATER!!"

Firestorm 5 to Earthquake 1
"I am so sorry sir it appears blizzard team's efforts have , I think auron and the sods are walking around forcibly throwing people at the portal and obliterating anyone who disagrees currently along with the rest of the team who appear to be doing the same thing. One of the members of my team hasn't responded on radio for several minutes and has gone MIA. Suggestions Sir?"

Firestorm 5 to Firestorm
"I have a quiz for you all as team leader appointed by Gen. Miya himself, I haven't had to use my new position until now because only now has everything gone completely fucking pear-shaped. This quiz has one question. Where. Is. Jobasio Hootzal?"

Miya takes a deep, deep breath before responding.
"Ok then. Firstly, tell Auron and the rest of that team that he should get back and stop doing whatever they're doing, and that if they don't their pay is getting docked or I'll have to ask Steve to start shocking and won't bother telling him to stop. Be sure to work with Blizzard's team leader on this.*

As for that guy who is missing, ask Steve to track him and give you his location, then send someone to check up on him, and maybe drag him back if needed. Someone armored preferably.

Also, unless I'm misjudging the situation over there, it's probably pointless to try and salvage things now, best to regroup and either redeploy to another area that's not panicking anymore, preferably with a better plan this time, or to set up a system for systematically grabbing a few people and moving them through the portal. You guys got a ton of nonlethal weapons, so use them dammit. The last option would take a lot of time, but it's not like if we're in a hurry here either way.

((*might need to send a pm to U_P to ensure he sees it though, he said he'd ignore the rp thread iirc.))

[Dorsidwarf]

Firestorm team:
"Team Leader, I have a suggestion.
First get some of these newbies to hit up a shop for paint, repainted our teams armor, get back in the shuttle and do the badass insertion again while claiming to be a different faction.
We do have our own portal, even if it's currently in Team Warcrime's Murder Bunker."

[Harry Baldman]

Earthquake 1

Blizzard 2 to Earthquake 1, copy that. No specific number, get everyone. Figured there'd be some form of cap on what we can accommodate, but this appears to not be the case. Adjusting tactics accordingly. Over.

[Empiricist]

((Be sure to inform everyone else if you do repaint. Unless you want other teams to start firing upon "unidentified" units and start a loyalty cascade ))

[Yoink]

Firestorm 4 to all signs
An anguished, yet still robotic voice comes over the comms, its words punctuated by wet, fleshy impact sounds.
"I just wanted pizza! Is th-that so much to ask? Just p-pizza..."
It then trails off into a few seconds of what sounds like wretched sobbing fed through a vocoder before clicking off.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

All signs Abigail typhoon
T-That dosent sound good....w-whats pizza?

[Beirus]

Blizzard 1 to Blizzard Team
"And here I was hoping we could get through this without me having to babysit you all. I want to be surprised at this, but I'm really not. I expected this from the newbies, but come on! Blizzard 2, please stop hurling people through the portal. We'll let them run back down. They'll either come back of their own volition, or they'll die. Vanessa, please keep all refugee mutilation out of sight of the other refugees. Or better yet, stop mutilating the people we're supposed to be rescuing.  Oh, and your callsign will be Blizzard 5, if you would prefer to use that since it's available. And so help me God, if Blizzard 3 doesn't quit his shit I'm going to shoot him out of the sky myself. There's not even an alien body snatcher around or xeno mind fuckery going on. There is no fucking reason things should be going this way other than stupidity. We still have other places we need to evac on this planet. There will not be a repeat performance of this fiasco."

Blizzard 1 to Firestorm 5
"You want to trade teams? Because yours actually seems competent. Feels like I'm trying to herd cats over here. It might be best if you relocate away from us. The only way I can think of to salvage this would be for us to herd the refugees towards you. They'd probably be happy for an escape from Blizzard 2, 3, and 5. Maybe tell the refugees that you have a different portal, or that it goes to tropical island paradise."

[spazyak]

all signs
I think a form of magical explosion based on what was said and that fire ball and such.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

All signs typhoon Abigail
A-Ah o-okay I'm sorry I'm a little out of it.

[O.Wilde]

To Abigail:
"Yo, kid, can I grab your Aster-Ex? You're lookin prett rough right now."

[AbstractTraitorHero]

To whoever is talking to me Abigail typhoon
....W-Whats Aster Ex again?

[O.Wilde]

To Abigail:
Plastic explosives.