Grab a four. Drop a large bomb into the volcano
No magicing high explosives into existance without actual magic. And this plane is a privete jet meant to transport VIPs into other locations, it's not a bomber. I'll save you that four so you can go find the bomb somewhere.
Jump up and down.
Actually grab 6 and get away from the nearest volcano.
6. Seems like a valid idea. The volcano is around 50 km away so you are already in so called Safe Zone and there's a bit of mountains between you and the volcano. But adding any distance between you and your crazy colleagues is always a good idea. Back in the car you go, push the pedal to metal and ignore large number of traffic regulations (such as speed limit, traffic lights, no passing...), bump into other slow cars to make them give you space. Half hour later you are still on run, but your car has lost its side mirrors and every surface is more or less dented and paint scratched off. And some car gang is after you, flashing blue and red lights.
[no action yet] [but possibly earplugs are in order]
You know about Zalgo's seventh mouth and its song?
Grab 6: Run For the Hills Before He can react Some more!
6. Right. You run down to the metro station and hijack it. Your drive it to the airstrip and hijack one private jet that is about to leave the base (after kicking out the VIP, which your soldier buddies do very reluctantly) and take off. Now he can't do anymore reacting.
Seriously? My 4 was hijacked? I was going to use that to leave the mess hall!
Grab 5; escape the Master's territory before the misfortunepocalypse can start.
1 1 1 2 6 6 6
5. Technically the entire planet is Master's territory, even if nobody outside of headquarters knows it. But officially accepted territory is basically just this headquarters and few square kilometers of land around it, so all you need to do is to get into the city nearby, though some other city would probably be better. Teleport should do the trick. *magical pop* And there you are. Somewhere in some city. Doesn't seem very big one.
Next grab both 2 and 3 and then you have the official Xantalos dice.
Waitlist please good sir ! (if possible)
Indeed, my good Sir, waitlisting is possible. I offer my apologies for being unable to foresee the day when your turn comes, but that may be closer than anyone expects.
TheBiggerFish:
Rolls: 5 3 4 1 3 3 1 1
QUEST: Paint walls with Zalgo's brain
POWER: Chaos Sorcerer
ENEMY: Zalgo?
LOCATION: Headquarters outdoors parking lot, now badly ruined
Salsacookies:
Rolls: 3 2 4 2 1 1 1 1
QUEST: Cause global anarchy
ITEM: Lighter
ITEM: Private jet
MINION: 2 chemists and engineers. Have total non-interference policy regarding Master's plans.
LOCATION: Private jet, going to nearest volcano
crazyabe:
Rolls: 2 3 3 2 6 6 1 5
ITEM: French fries
ITEM: Private jet
SKILL: Master's Degree in Reverse Psychology
MINION: 5 man squad of good soldiers, possibly not loyal anymore.
LOCATION: Outside, in private jet
Whisperling:
Rolls: 1 1 3 3 1 2 1 4
POWER: Midas Touch
POWER: Very weak earth mage.
ITEM: Possibly stolen car (golden door and steering wheel), damaged exterior
ITEM: Golden gloves
LOCATION: Out of the City
WANTED FOR NUMBER OF TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS, THEFT, VANDALISM AND MAGICAL MANSLAUGHTER
Elephant Parade:
Rolls: 1 1 1 2 6 6 6 3
POWER: Sorcerer
LOCATION: Some city somewhere.
Waiters:
Dustan Hache
Nunzillor
Nakéen
Rules:
- Roll for your action is picked from your roll queue, using the leftmost number first. When a roll is used in this way, you automatically gain another to keep length of queue same.
- You can pick any roll at anytime, but will lose the dice permanently from your queue. So every free pick is one die less in your queue.
- Supernatural and impossible feats can be performed only by picking die with 5. Next roll determines its quality.
- More dice can be gained by splitting a die that's not 1 or 6. Lowest number takes place of the split dice and the other goes to end of the queue