Continue pondering Zalgo.
1. Yeah, now that you think about it, better start the quest right away. Let's see, how do you summon Zalgo? Oh, right. The spell. Easy for chaos sorcerer.
"To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos.
In̴v҉ok҉ìng̶ t̡he fe͘e̴l͘in͢g̸ ̀of ̛cḩao̷s̴.͢
W̎̈ͣi̸t̀͂ͩͥͤ̃͂h ̀̚ȯ̾ͨ͠u̎t͟ ͗͡o͊͑ͣ̚ŗ̈́ͪ̑́̀d̃͛̃ͩͤe̋r̾́͂͗̊ͥͥ҉.ͮ͑ͨ̋͆̍̚
T̷̛͕̩̹̥̟̲̯ͯ͂́͂ͤ͋̈͗ͩ͞h̴̼ͣ͐͛̐ͥ̓̓͆͢e̠̻͂̅ͯ̒ͫ͐̅ͯ ͑̅̊̈́̆ͩ̇҉̣̦̱̖̪̪͚N̡͆ͭ̾͞͏͕̼e͍̫͇̟̰͕̝̬͑̓ͪ͂̀̆ͨ̿̒z͚̿ͮ̈́̿̿̓̂ͭͅṕ̶̼̰̦̳͓͇̠͕͜e̵̘̖͈̰̠̍ͨ͂̒ͩ͛ͩͤ̚r̝̮̯̋ͩ̑̋̐̽̅ͅḍ̮̤̱͔̱̗̰ͭ͐̿̊͊̍̃̓̚i̴̴̙͙͕͎̰̬̬͕͌ͨͫ̾ͭ̑̊̇́a͛̽̒̽͋͏̶̤̝̦̩̻n̝̙̣̲̈ͬ̌͗̕͜ ̷̜̱̞̯̫͍̱̪ͯ̍̽͞ḧ̷̢̖̪̜̘́̇ͯ̉͐͊ͭ̚͢í̴̺͚̲͉̩͚̣̱̓ͨ͗͋͐͋̚v̶̱̖͗̈ͣ͗̃ͦ͘͡è̡̛͕̘̼͈̞-̢̗̥͑̑̎̓́̓͗ͨ̀m̵̧̺̝̲̤̥̳̩̉i̯̻̺̹̭̙̙̣ͬͤń̖̼͚̤̟ͣͫ̇͊͘d͈̟̳̬͇͕̝͑̆̈́̏͜ͅ ̖̊́̓o̸̫͎̓̊ͨͩ́̔͒̈͜f̢̮͑̄̑̐͑͐ ̵̧̙̖͈̣̻̾̏ͬ̋̑ͩ͟c͕̤̪͔̫͎̮̖̊̊͋ͭ̉͡͠h̸̺͎̗̜̔ͩ͐͗̍ͣͥ͋̃ͅaͨ̿̓̿ͥ̆ͭ͏̢̞̰͚̤̼̺͡ͅó̉̌̾ͫ͏͖͎̜̘͖͖͈̮š́͊͑͂̈͂̍̚͏̨͚̼̬̗͕̙͇̣͞.̱͙̦͚̳͓̪̥̄̀̂ͤ͌ ͚̞͔̜̘̾̄͒̅̀ͪͬ̈́̕Ẑ̧͉͇͕̬̝͍̼͓ͮ̓̎̋̀͟aͨ̌̔͆͆̅͜͏̭̗̪̝̱͎͟l̺̤͑̊g͎̘̟̩͗͑ͬͧ͐̍ͫ̑ͥ͠o̥͎̱͉̙͕̣̭ͩ̔͌̽ͪͨ̾̚.͍͖̍ͭ
H̭̜̦͇̺̪̝̟͈̀̃̾͒̂̒̌̉ͫ̒̐̅̓͑͆̋̓̕͟͝ë̡̤͉͓̻̮͖̪͙̪̫͇̺̦͕͈̬́̄̽̈́̒̎̓̎̿͟͞ͅ ̵̡̗̲̰̹̲͈͍̰̰̣̰̫̠̼͓̒̽ͭͫ̇̐̎͛͒͌w̡̹̯̘ͭ̎́̓̆̂ͦͭ̆ͤ͗h̴̲̠͚̩̮̠͈͕̬̟͇͍͕̩̠̲̐̔͐ͩ̇̃̔̆̑ͦ̽̚o͊̊̎ͣͫͬ͢͞҉̝̫̩̼̹̦̗͚̪̰̦ ̢̔̋̇̋͏̴͚̬͈̖͈̭̰̣̣͍̗͍̜͕͖̜͎̟W̸͇͙̼͎̥̜̣̲̺͚͉ͥͧͯͧ͂ͤ̍̀͘ͅa̡̢̺̗̫͙̝͐̀̀̆̇ͬ́̕͡ͅi̧̡̮̲̼̤̘̘̬̰̦̝̞̯̯͎̮͕̬ͫͯͤ͊͐͊̉ͫ̍͛̅̂̆͐͒̈ͪͅṱ̷̖̝̩͔͍̙̊̽̊ͭͧ̌́͌̔ͧ͌̆̒͠͠s̶͓̲̟̯̮̙̳͚̠͖̆͛ͨ̊̈͗͂̽̉̐̅̑ͮ̄̎̾̃ͦ̒͝ ̴ͩ͌̚͟͏̹͔̟̮͚̻͖̤̺̻̳͞B̷̡̧͓̟͇̱͖̪͕̪͈̱̣̜̯̩͋ͯ̔̄̀ẹ̶̷̷̢̼͇̤̣͚̭͍̤̯̰̼͔̻̄ͮ̏̐̓̿ͮ͛͋̆ͧͬ̈́̋̀ḩ̸̴̯̘̱̩̪̬̼̫̬̱͇̪͈͕̖̣͔͙͓̿ͫͤ͌̍̉ͦͦ̽͠i̸͎̘͎̰͎̙̭͓̖̠̫͑̀͐̉͌ͤ̑ͨ̌́̚ͅń̶̡̰̳͙͖͖̯͕̯̳͈͉̔ͫ̔ͩ͐̂̑͗͐́ͧͧͨ̽͢d͕͓͇̯͔̝͉̱͍̟̟̮̖̓͑̅̾̍̂̿̅͗̕ ̛̛̞̯͖̞̪̤͔̳̱̝͕͕̽̈́̈ͫ͞T͈̮̞̖̥̩̿̍͗̓̊ͯ͂ͫͦ͂͑̚͟͠h̴̬͇̝̜̪̠̻̮̱͍̫͊ͩ̈̋͂͂̓̒̓̈ͦ̌͜͢͝ẻ̢̜̼̻̗̝̟̥̪̯̹̜̒̇̊̀͂̀͐̓ͬ͡ ̸̷͍̫̰̘͇͚̭̤̯̞̟̹̯̲̦̲̄ͧͮ̂̓̽̏̆̕͞W̑ͩ̉ͧ̂̆͋҉̤̹͓̪̮̜͈͔̬̭͝a̡̖̰͖͓̝̭̠͈͚̯ͨ̅ͤ̓̀͜l̴̶̤͉̠̙͎͔̯̮̜̒͋̅ͭ̀ͭ̓̒̐ͦͩͭͪ̎̔͠ͅl̷̶̥̰̭̼͎̤̼̲̗̮̻͈̗̰̖͕͛̇ͨ͒̃̈̓̾̏ͤͤ̆͐̓ͬ́͗ͩ̋͞.̨̆ͤ͌͒ͧ̓̈́ͮ͑ͦͬͫͧ̍ͫ͜҉̴̳̻̹͍͖̠̪̟̭͔͟ͅͅ
̵̢̘͚͍͇̫̝͖̻͚̭̝̘͔̙͍̙̈́̏̓ͯͧͮ̈͆͂ͯͅZ̸̡͇̭̪̜̳̰̝͔̞͎̣͚͖͉̦̪̅ͮͫ̓͊̾̇͋ͣ̋ͣ̈̇͊͆͛͛ͅA̵̢̘̩̲̖̫̬̺͍̱̯̙̻͈̥͙̬ͩͥ̒̑̌ͮ͋͂̕͡͡L͒̐͋̓ͫ̆͢҉͓̝͕͖̩͔͖̖̻́͟͠ͅĢ̴͚̦̮͈̰̙̻̞̮̻̦̞̄ͩ͑̓́ͦ͌̓̏ͪͩ͞Ò̵̢̙̩͈̣͔ͦ̊ͭ͒ͩ͑ͣ͒͋͐̅̿̕͝!̑̇̋̔͐͂͆͋͋̾͌ͧ́͌͆̅̚͏̨͇̙̹̬"
A response is heard from a car that passes by.
"T̷̷̨̨͓͉̩̼͍̼̞͓̙͓ͦ̓̐̂ͯ̚u̡̠͎̰̪͙̩̥̝͐̎͛ͫͤ͛͒̐̒ͣ̓̀ ̵̠̼͕͚͍̦̮̘͕̞̦̘̣̪̔ͤͯ̓͟f͒̑̎ͣ́̄͟͝҉͖͎̬̗̣̖͖̱͉̜̙͔͎̖̻̦̙̻͔į͖͇̫̘̲̳̘̟̙̥͙̦̰̲̫̻ͩ͐̍̋͆̓ͦ̄͂͊̉̅͠͠n̡̽͐̇̊ͤͬ͛ͬͬͬ̐̚̚͜͏̧̭͙̬͕͔͉.̍͗̎ͤ̄ͮͨ̃ͬ̄̌͏̣̳͈̬" "f̵̋ͬ͊̏̅͏͚͎̤̻u̸̲̟͔͖̠̟̭̯̠̦͉͖̰ͨͪ̿͋̓͑ͫ̅͟n̛̩͎̯̯̰͙̘͔͚̟̝͍̈́̇ͫͨ̆ͩͣ̎ͮ̂̑ͮ̒̀̒͑͗͂̚͞d̛̙͇͎͔̥̙̈̽͒́̽͝i̼̤͙̣̰̣̜͓̹͕̙͔̞̣̫̳ͧ̍ͦ̈̓ͭ͐̒̔͑͐̒̄ͥͪ́̍̐̊͘ ̶̟̹̖͓̻̹̻̲̗̥̹̋͌̐̽ͥ͑̒̀͘͜y̸̸̧̺̗͔̹̤̠͙ͨͬ͂͋͆̏̐̌̓̇ͧͧ͝ṫͮͧ͂͋̎̎͊̊ͦͥͣ͜͏҉͇͔̖̣͘͞.̷̙̹̥̳̙͔̪̭̭̯ͭ̃ͫ͊͌̽ͤ̍̋ͫ̒ͫ͑̇͆̽͗͡͞͞" "Ձ̳̗͙̹̬̤̲̼̉͑ͦ̄ͦ̔̈̀̄̈́͆̉̀̀ͅե̶̸̵̨̝̜͚͎̳̜͙̩͓͚̲͙͖̪̞̬͓͕ͮ̏́ͦ͐́̃̌ͯ̓ͨ̔ͯ͐̂ͫ͞ր̏́ͬ͑̈̓͗͊̚͢͡͏̸̫̱̣̱̜͕ ̢̤̩͙͍̯̣̻͙̬͍̣̳̣̞̬̝̦̄͛ͤͦͤͤ̒̓̑̆͡͝վ̢̥̹̗͚̬̤͎̟͓͎̥̤̈́̄̐̄ͬͤ̃ͦ͒ͥͨ̆̈͆̔͌̈ͨ͆͢͟͠͝ͅե̾̂͐ͭ̄ͨ̓̀̕͏͙̺̥͚͙͓̺̠̫̥ր̷̨̖̩̦͔̻͎̥͇̞͇͓̰͍̪͔͚̩͈̮̓̏̂̉͌̄̅̔̉ͫͥͥ͌ͮ̾̍͆ͤ͢͡ջ̗͇̤ͤ̍ͤ̿̍̅͘̕͠ը̒ͬ̃̓҉̩͔͖̝͓̙̯͘:̷̽ͪͨ̅̊͋ͯ҉̴͚͇̙̮̝" "আ̴̹͎̯̯̪̭̰͙͉̯̉̈́͋͝ͅপ̸̢̔̎̑͆ͬ̓̍̈̈̓ͩͭ̔ͦ͋̂͒̎̚͏̡͕͇̗̟̩̳͖͔̭͉̳̮͙̝͔̀ͅন̴̵̠̹͙̯̭̘̬̰̘̜͈͈͕ͮ̀ͦͧͮ̎͐̉͛̌̇ͪ̒া̵̨̢̛̙̙͇͔̱̟͇͑̈́ͬͤͬ̅ͩ͐̆̃ͬ̕ͅর̢̈́ͯ̾ͤͧ̇ͦͥ̇͂ͥ̄̾̐ͣ̂ͬ̚̚҉͍͎̳͔͔͎͖̗̠̥̺̼͖ ̴̶̢̪̖̰̤̲̮̺͇͉̰̙̻̙̮̾̉ͥ̿͑͗ͩ͊͗͊ͧ͠শ̴̠͎̱͕̫̳̙̻ͬ̉̓ͨͯͧ̎̽ͫ͋́̀͡ͅে̶̵̪̹̯͍̝̣͎̙͈ͮ́͌͑̐͗ͫͭ̀̏͘͢ষ̸̡͓̞̘̠ͣͯͪ̔͗̓̋̅͆̎̇ͬ́͢ͅ.̵̞̬̥̝̠͓͍͙͎̘͈͕̱̹̱̬̲͉ͩ̆̇̌ͫ͊͑̾̂ͧ͌ͪ̓̋̆̏̚͡" "Ȧ̵̡̩̫̹͔͕̱͎̗̮̼͆͛̀̅̿ͭ̃̿̃̅̑̒͐͋̎ͧ̋̚̕n̵̘̼̟̣̘̯̪̺̥͍̻͔̭̫̙̟̎̓̇͛̂̓͊̄͒ͭͨ͋̓̾ͩͫ́͠ͅg̷̷̸̨͉͍̤̠̟͓̳̻̗̟̯̹͍̱͉̑̔̀̈̃̓͑͜ ̶̧̨̬̖̬̖̩̟̮͖̜ͩͩͨ̈́̒ͣ͂̔͟͝i̶̡̢͉̺͎̭͇͕̭̯ͤ̌̎ͪͧ̏ͩm̵̢̬̦͇̩̫̖̰ͤ̽ͨ́o̧̻̯̗̹̣̘̿ͫ͆̍̽͗̅͡n̨͙̱̘̘̬̮̬̦̭͖̯̰͙̳̬̞͈͋ͫ͗ͨ̈ͭ̇ͬ̊̈̋ͩ͆̀́͜g̢̜̖͔̳͆̎ͫ͛ͭ̔̾ͭ̀̕͜ ̵̷̴̛̭̣̩͚̺̝̣̻̠̗͚͕̈́ͫͤ̄̈́̏ͧ͐͗ͮ͊́ͩ͑̓̅͝k̟̮̥̭̮̳͎͔̍ͮͤͤ̒͑̿̍̊́a̴̦̱͙̹̝̬̭̽͆͆̿̀͟t̡̖͖̗̠̟͚̲̳̋́ͯͥ͊ͯ̑ͫͦ̈́̑̍̓͞á̵̡͍͙̖̻̺̬͔ͥ̅̈́̓̎̚͞p̵̴̡̞̪͚̙͙̼̯͕͖̠͖͓ͣ̾̄ͥͯ̂ͣ̿ͥ͗̃̒̆̂̅ͮ͒̅̄͜u̾ͬͯ̃ͥ̉ͦͤ͑͂̓̀ͪ͑͌̈̉͘̕͢҉̛̰̬̱͕̦͙̗͔s̸̪̞͈̠͖̣̮̳̫̗̤͈͖͚̞̲̝̰̟̆̊ͮͨ͆̓̃͂͗͌̉̃̾ą̺̩͖̦͚̩̯͉͕̻̙͉̀̍͌ͫͧ͛͒ͯ̐̐̋̀̚͘͡n̮̮͙͍̥̑͆̓̄͗̓ͨͤ̿͋ͦ͌̌ͣ͂ͬ̋̃͘͜.̶̶̠̣̮͔̟͙͎͖̦̫̰̥̗ͦ͐͂͋̈͌͋̅ͦ͗̋̎ͨ̒̒̋ͪ̚͟͠" "τ̨̡̘̦̱̮̬͎͎̼̣̟̞̯̜͍̪̘̦ͤ̓͌̃̆̌̈́́͠έ̷̱̳͈̩͔͚̻͈̭͈̤̝̦̲͙̟̭̠̔̾͊͐̈́̀̈ͬͣ́̎̿́͝λ̷̨̢̰͍͍͔̦̖̟̻̖͕͇̜̩̘͂̔̃ͭ̓̓ο̡̡̝̟̫̖̠̻̬̖͍̟̩̟͉͙̟͙̞͑̉͑̑̀͜͝ς̷̷̪͙̘̞̲̤͉̰̭̣̮̝̞̬ͩͬ͆ͯ̃ͩͯ͗ͧ͑ͪͦͩ̍̈́ͫ́́͡ ͔͕̲̟͉̤̳̠̮͔̪̹͍̻͇͍͚̗͛̓̽̊ͦ͒̋́̇͡σ̧̡̥͕̤͔̻̫̰͚̖͚̟̩̬͙̪̤̞̪̓̾̆̈͐͒ͭ̊ͨͣ̆ͤ̽ͫ͋ͯ̀́͘α̡͚̟͓̥͎̞̣̭͆̂̐̈̆̒̆̒ͧ̐ͩ̋͆̆̂̂ͬ̚͟͞͞ς̴̴̛̰̩̦̹̫̻͂̒ͤͪͩ̈́ͥ.̶̸̷̝̮̠̻͓̻̙ͮ̈ͦ̋ͦ̎̊͛ͣ͑̍̏̾̔̚͢"The car stops and Zalgo emerges from it in all his twisted glory.
Repair the chair via magic. Conjure several more chairs, as well.
5. You do the magic like a pianist, your fingers dancing in the air. Repairing a chair is not enough, you make it better. Softer stuffing, hydrofobic coating and more ergonomic form. Much better. And then magical equivalent of ctrl+c ctrl+v few times. That ought to pay back few times over. In case you break another chair. Your debt is certainly paid. You even get served a nice looking meal!
Go outside and look for something to do.
3. When you arrive to the parking lot you have a feeling you would rather not be here. Eldritch shit is hitting the fan over here.
Peel potatoes and send Elephant Parade a poisoned meal made out of them!
5. You peel potatoes blindlingly fast and nobody objects when you quickly prepare a mean meal out of them. You hear someone produced a bunch of very nice chairs out of thin air over the mess hall, so you offer your fine meal as a payment for such service. With luck on your side, the plate is delivered to your intented recipient.
TheBiggerFish:
Rolls: 4 6 6 1 5 3 4 1
QUEST: Paint walls with Zalgo's brain
POWER: Chaos Sorcerer
MINION: Deformed tentacled golden statue of a man, with anger issues.
ENEMY: Zalgo
LOCATION: Headquarters outdoors parking lot
Salsacookies:
Rolls: 2 4 3 2 4 5 2 1 1
ITEM: Lighter
MINION: 2 chemists and engineers.
LOCATION: Outside of Master's throne room
crazyabe:
Rolls: 2 5 2 6 3 6 3 2 6 6
MINION: 5 man squad of good soldiers
LOCATION: Headquarters kitchen
TASK: Peeling potatoes
Whisperling:
Rolls: 6 6 2 1 6 1 3 3 1 2
POWER: Midas Touch
LOCATION: Headquarters outdoors parking lot
Elephant Parade:
Rolls: 3 3 4 1 1 1 2 5 6 4
POWER: Sorcerer
ITEM: Mean meal
LOCATION: Headquarters mess hall
Waiters:
Dustan Hache
Nunzillor
Rules:
- Roll for your action is picked from your roll queue, using the leftmost number first. When a roll is used in this way, you automatically gain another to keep length of queue same.
- You can pick any roll at anytime, but will lose the dice permanently from your queue. So every free pick is one die less in your queue.
- Supernatural and impossible feats can be performed only by picking die with 5. Next roll determines its quality.
- More dice can be gained by splitting a die that's not 1 or 6. Lowest number takes place of the split dice and the other goes to end of the queue
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