Did I mention that I hate power outages? They stop me from processing loot, applying stats to minions and advanced loot and vehicles... but now...
Turn Two: Flash Step and Man MountainActually, continue killing ants, because we are all players in the great game of life.
Mage Guy stabs at the ants. Again and again. Why does he bother? Why must the game of life go on? Why do the ants scurry? Why do they eat? Why do they live?
WHY? "WHYYYYYYYYY?!?"
Grab the auto-cannon. It anyone is in sight, shoot it. If not, find someone and shoot it. If auto-cannon not available for shooting, continue proven tactic of weaponized chalice.
Oh, and eat some peppermint.
Nope, can't have that. Go up and make trip the auto-cannon guy.
I KNEW IT!!!
Ride the thing backwards towards the hills, going for the flatest parts.
INIT:
Ira(6-6=0)
Somebody(3-6=-3)
The Roach(6+6=12)
The Roach demonstrates an incredible ability: flash step. He blurs over to Ira and attempts a dexterity-based combat maneuver.
((Yo! Slight combat tutorial here: All physical attacks(that I remember) use TRG(targeting) for aim, but what stat they roll for damage varies: if a weapon relies more on impact force, it uses STR. If a weapon is more about where and how it hits, it uses DEX. And some weapons have their own effects for damage... consider a grenade, and those have damage stats determined by me beforehand or upon generation(preferably beforehand).))
(5-6(TRG)=-1 vs. 3-6(DEX)=-3) The Roach stops in front of Ira, and lazily reaches for him. If only Ira moved. (2+6(DEX)=8 vs. 6+6(TGH)=12) The Roach's incredible maneuver is only eclipsed by Ira's incredible statue imitation. No tripping or throwing or whatnot occurs.
Ira picks up the auto cannon from where Grinder Baronbender dropped it. Oh look, a cockroach! (4 vs. 4+6(DEX)=10) The Roach flash steps, slightly more slowly, and the huge projectile shoots past him and(3+2=5) smashes through a tree. In celebration of this destruction, Ira pops a peppermint into his mouth. Minty.
Somebody watches the warring mountain man and superhuman ninja and decides to make a break for it. Backwards biking away! (3+2(DEX)=5) Courtesy of his enhanced dexterity, he mounts the bike and rolls
backwards, taking advantage of the bike's vehicle stat- SPD. ((For certain stats, a mount or vehicle might replace your stat with their own while you're using it.)) (6+2(SPD)=8) Backwards he goes... into the hills... past a guy stabbing ants... you roll back around, backwards, and head back to the guy stabbing ants. Maybe you can brutalize him.
Search the forest for some delicious loot!
Dancing,
Alyss Beckinsworth is dancing! Because of these shoes! But no matter! Let's get some loot! (luck: 3) It's an ordinary forest. Beyond the metal spikes, of course.