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[FallacyofUrist]

Continue to kill ants until I reach 1,000 (ant) kills and win the game.

You continue to stab at the ants as Null Nevermore watches. Wait.
You spin in surprise as you notice him standing right next to you.
"... oh telepathy, what would I do without you... in any case. Genius loophole abuse. Absolutely genius. So let me rephrase: 1000 player kills."

Null then just stops being there. As in, he's not there anymore.
Dangit.

[AoshimaMichio]

Grab the auto-cannon. It anyone is in sight, shoot it. If not, find someone and shoot it. If auto-cannon not available for shooting, continue proven tactic of weaponized chalice.
Oh, and eat some peppermint.

[Salsacookies]

Nope, can't have that. Go up and make trip the auto-cannon guy.

[darkpaladin109]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Mark
Appearance/Gender/Backstory/Age/Fluff(optional): Looks very average.

Strength: -6
Dexterity: 2
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 2
Speed: 0
Mind: 2
Fate Points: -6
Loot Luck: +6

I'm also PM'ing something to put in the vault.

[FallacyofUrist]

suffice it to say I have enough loot for the moment. Submit more if you like, but you don't need to.
Although some more overpowered and game changing items would be nice.

[ATHATH]

Do I get a reward for finding a loophole?

Sneak around, and stealthily assassinate another player (that doesn't have lolnope levels of dodging ability) with my knife.

[ATHATH]

Actually, continue killing ants, because we are all players in the great game of life.

[ATHATH]

Who ever said this was life?

For our characters, it is.

[FallacyofUrist]

Huh, I think that's all actions. Hopefully Terrahex will revise his character soon. Turn later today.

[FallacyofUrist]

Did I mention that I hate power outages? They stop me from processing loot, applying stats to minions and advanced loot and vehicles... but now...

Turn Two: Flash Step and Man Mountain

Actually, continue killing ants, because we are all players in the great game of life.

Mage Guy stabs at the ants. Again and again. Why does he bother? Why must the game of life go on? Why do the ants scurry? Why do they eat? Why do they live?
WHY? "WHYYYYYYYYY?!?"

Grab the auto-cannon. It anyone is in sight, shoot it. If not, find someone and shoot it. If auto-cannon not available for shooting, continue proven tactic of weaponized chalice.
Oh, and eat some peppermint.

Nope, can't have that. Go up and make trip the auto-cannon guy.

I KNEW IT!!!
Ride the thing backwards towards the hills, going for the flatest parts.

INIT:
Ira(6-6=0)
Somebody(3-6=-3)
The Roach(6+6=12)

The Roach demonstrates an incredible ability: flash step. He blurs over to Ira and attempts a dexterity-based combat maneuver.

((Yo! Slight combat tutorial here: All physical attacks(that I remember) use TRG(targeting) for aim, but what stat they roll for damage varies: if a weapon relies more on impact force, it uses STR. If a weapon is more about where and how it hits, it uses DEX. And some weapons have their own effects for damage... consider a grenade, and those have damage stats determined by me beforehand or upon generation(preferably beforehand).))

(5-6(TRG)=-1 vs. 3-6(DEX)=-3) The Roach stops in front of Ira, and lazily reaches for him. If only Ira moved. (2+6(DEX)=8 vs. 6+6(TGH)=12) The Roach's incredible maneuver is only eclipsed by Ira's incredible statue imitation. No tripping or throwing or whatnot occurs.

Ira picks up the auto cannon from where Grinder Baronbender dropped it. Oh look, a cockroach! (4 vs. 4+6(DEX)=10) The Roach flash steps, slightly more slowly, and the huge projectile shoots past him and(3+2=5) smashes through a tree. In celebration of this destruction, Ira pops a peppermint into his mouth. Minty.

Somebody watches the warring mountain man and superhuman ninja and decides to make a break for it. Backwards biking away! (3+2(DEX)=5) Courtesy of his enhanced dexterity, he mounts the bike and rolls backwards, taking advantage of the bike's vehicle stat- SPD. ((For certain stats, a mount or vehicle might replace your stat with their own while you're using it.)) (6+2(SPD)=8) Backwards he goes... into the hills... past a guy stabbing ants... you roll back around, backwards, and head back to the guy stabbing ants. Maybe you can brutalize him.

Search the forest for some delicious loot!

Dancing, Alyss Beckinsworth is dancing! Because of these shoes! But no matter! Let's get some loot! (luck: 3) It's an ordinary forest. Beyond the metal spikes, of course.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Alyss Beckinsworth (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Dancing like mad. Dancing within the forest. Slightly disappointed.

Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 0
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 0
Speed: 0
Mind: 0
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
Cursed dancing shoes(+2 SPD, -1 DEX, -3 TRG). She's wearing them, and she's dancing.

Spoiler: Ira (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy as a stone. MOAR DAKKA.

Stats:
Strength: 6
Dexterity: -6
Targeting: 0
Toughness: 6
Speed: -6
Mind: 0
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 0

Stuff:
A gold goblet, covered/full of/coated in slime. It looks as though it was smashed with 8 damage into someone's head.
A small plastic bag full of peppermints.
Slightly handheld auto cannon. If he wasn't so strong, it might be a pain to use. (damage: 1d8+2)

Spoiler: The Roach (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy, sure he'll survive. Remembers his flash step capabilities.

Stats:
Strength:-6
Dexterity:6
Targeting:-6
Toughness:6
Speed:6
Mind:6
Fate Points:-6
Loot Luck:-6

Stuff:
-6 Fate Points(may be used by the GM at any time).

Spoiler: Somebody (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Sees a potential murder target.

Stats(you get no points to start with. If you want points, remove some from your stats, taking them into the negative. The most you can go on any stat is 6(positive or negative). Each point in the first 6 stats is a +1 to the relative roll. Every negative point in the first 6 stats is a -1 to the relative roll.)
Strength(lifting things, carrying things, smashing things, brute force damaging things): 2
Dexterity(dodging things, acrobatic things, finesse force damaging things): 2
Targeting(with attacks, targeting things): 0
Toughness(surviving things, surviving damaging things): 0
Speed(running past things, getting good rolls on the init thing): -6
Mind(using magic things, resisting mental things): 2
Fate Points(any point you assign in this confers a single use +1 bonus to any action of your choice, may be used at any time. If you take it into the negative, the GM gets Anti-Fate Points to use on you at any time.): 0
Loot Luck(Every 3 points in this increases all your Loot Tier rolls by one. If you take it to the negative... you get the idea, right? You can only add or take away from this in threes. To prevent free points.): 0

Stuff:
A bicycle. Mint condition. Can only be driven backwards... (stats: SPD(2))

Spoiler: Mage Guy (click to show/hide)

Status: Healthy. Over in the hills, stabbing an ant hill. Searching for the meaning of life.

Stats:
Strength: -6
Dexterity: 0
Targeting: 0
Toughness: -2
Speed: -2
Mind: 4
Fate Points: 0
Loot Luck: 6

Stuff:
A combat knife(uses DEX for damage).

[Coolrune206]

Keep dancing fabulously like I've never danced before. Maybe luck will shine on my side and give me some LOOT.

[Salsacookies]

And I will now run to the ant stabber guy and kick his knife out of his hand.

[Slayer1557]

(Oh, I sure hope you like the new loot I added.  I tried to fill out some of the high end stuff, but it's really hard getting Game breaking/NOOOOOO level loot.  Most of it is probably lower tier.  Still, can't wait to see some of it show up.)

[AoshimaMichio]

"You will never penetrate these wonderfull muscles." Ira states slowly, flexing his abs. "Come check them closer."

Grind meat with these muscles! Bear hugs for anyone coming close enough.
Or if nobody targets me, then target somebody with the auto-cannon.