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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9360 on: December 21, 2018, 05:19:44 pm »
Someone... bald... and whose surname rhymes with cutting?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9361 on: December 21, 2018, 05:24:56 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on December 21, 2018, 05:19:44 pm
Someone... bald... and whose surname rhymes with cutting?

*GASP!*

You mean... Tom Hutting?!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9362 on: December 22, 2018, 05:27:04 am »
A friend of mine proposed this as a form of economic terrorism quite some time ago. A suspicious package and a drone could shut down any travel infrastructure in Britain, and enough of that would either make us lax enough for something more serious, or we'd keep shutting everything down and crippling London.

Heh, actually, i'm all for it.  Fuck London to death with a rusty awl.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9363 on: December 22, 2018, 11:40:21 am »
Can u not pls
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9364 on: December 22, 2018, 11:45:22 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2018, 11:40:21 am
Can u not pls

Sorry, already got my London-fucking awl ready and it is looking pretty rusty.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9365 on: December 22, 2018, 02:35:02 pm »
Act like an armada and blow off.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9366 on: December 22, 2018, 03:01:40 pm »
I don't believe that endorsing more drones or fake suspicious packages is a very friendly idea.
This drone though should be a good wake up call for those in charge of keeping the airspace safe.
Shutting down entire airports with a device that can be ordered online for a few bucks sure is a very cost-efficient way of disrupting the economy.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2018, 03:03:47 pm by martinuzz »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9367 on: December 22, 2018, 03:16:15 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on December 22, 2018, 11:45:22 am
Sorry, already got my London-fucking awl ready and it is looking pretty rusty.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9368 on: December 30, 2018, 06:19:23 pm »
Happy new years lads

Regarding Brexit memes, expect things to be quiet for the next week as MPs are on holiday until the 7th of Jan. In Turkey news, Erdogan says he'll withdraw from the Syrian town of Manbij once he's eliminated the YPG (Kurdish militia). In Russia news, Putin says he's open for dialogue with Donald Trump, critics allege Putin has ties to the Russian government. This comes as Moscow begins fortifying the Crimean peninsula's borders with security fences & sensors.

In yellow jacket news, the protests continue but are beginning to falter from lower turnout in France, Dutch cavalry commanders led by the General Who Pacifies the North likewise dispersed the Yellow Jacket Rebels. Order set to return to the Heavenly Union in the era of restored tranquility by January.

In other news France urges Israel to reconsider the construction of further settlements in West Bank.
In German news, Kramp Karrenbauer polls as more popular than Merkel, suggesting a likely replacement for the Chancellor who will step down in 2021. In a move I totally called, the German military is considering plans to bolster its ranks with Eastern & Southern European recruits. Even though the recruitment drive proposal is primarily aimed at foreign nationals living in Germany, and not from foreign nationals living in their home nations, Polak & Romanian militaries have expressed concern at potential military brain drain. Belgium is appealing against an order to repatriate two ISIS convicts, as part of a wider European issue regarding how to deal with home-grown ISIS fighters captured by Syrian security forces & militias. In older news, China courted Visegrad group and I only just clocked.

Slow news week in Europe. Thank God, let the parties give us brief solace and a good start to 2019!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9369 on: December 30, 2018, 07:28:49 pm »
The British Department for Transport has contracted three companies to run ferries in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

Two of the companies, receiving ~£95m of the £108m being spent, are European.

The sole British company has never run a ferry service before.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9370 on: December 30, 2018, 07:39:54 pm »
Tell that to the bloody Spanish.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9371 on: December 30, 2018, 10:47:20 pm »
Long live Soviet Union Mk. II!

Let’s hope there’s less genocide this time!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9372 on: December 31, 2018, 06:47:55 am »
Quote from: hector13 on December 30, 2018, 07:28:49 pm
Two of the companies, receiving ~£95m of the £108m being spent, are European.

All of them are European, mate.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9373 on: December 31, 2018, 07:01:07 am »
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All of them are European, mate.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9374 on: December 31, 2018, 07:08:34 am »
I believe the scientific classification is Protoyankee.
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